Jason Castro: All But a "Memory"?

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"American Idol" message boards are buzzing that tonight's "Idol" castoff will be Jason Castro -- and it's allegedly Ryan Seacrest who leaked it!

An email exchange posted on an "Idol" fan site points the finger at Ryan -- saying he blabbed that it's Castro that's getting the boot.

Only problem ... Ryan doesn't even know yet himself!

While Ryan has said in the past that he finds out who gets sent packing the morning of the show, we're told the only two people who know the big name at this point in the day are the two executive producers -- Nigel Lythgoe and Cecile Frot-Coutaz.

In fact, Nigel told us exclusively who will go home tonight -- the person with the least number of votes.

Jada Pinkett Smith's Noriega Weave

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While his voice may not be inspiring anyone, fallen "Idol" wannabeen Danny Noriega's shag 'do sho' is!

Will Smith's wife, aka Jada Pinkett Smith, showed up to an event on Tuesday in a lovely mullet haircut -- that made her look like Danny's long lost brother.

Save her, Tom Cruise!

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Carly Smithson Hams it Up

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"American Idol" wannabe Carly Smithson (left) on last night's show -- and Mama Cass (right) of the legendary '60s group, The Mamas & the Papas.

It's amazing what a little makeup and not allegedly choking on a ham sandwich* will do for a gal.

We're just sayin'!

* Um, yeah. We know Cass didn't really die from the ham sandwich, people!

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William Hung to "Bang" on Blackboard

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William Hung is retiring his vocal chords in favor of a career trying to teach kids that geometry actually is useful in the real world.

The "singer" told his school paper he is finishing up his undergrad degree at Cal State Northridge with the hopes of teaching afterwards.

We think he'll do great in the math world ... we're just sayin'.

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Bitter "Idol" Reject Claims She's Not Bitter

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Bitter: n. 1) One who complains about the length of time spent with a singing coach on a show one was kicked off of more than 5 years ago. 2) Carmen Rasmusen.

Despite the clear definition of the word, the "American Idol" wannabeen went on the attack today, claiming a recent article wrote for her local paper bashing "American Idol" was not penned out of bitterness, just insightfulness. Rrrright.

According to Rasmusen, "The only point I was trying to make was that some contestants get more attention than others."

Apparently, she missed the part where she bitched at length about getting beat out by a guy who spent more time with a vocal coach.

No. She's not bitter at all. She's just a crybaby.

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"A.I." Song List -- It'll Be a Gay Ol' Night

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Tonight the musical stylings of Andrew Lloyd Webber get the "American Idol" treatment. Don't cry for me, Archuleta! TMZ moles have once again obtained the wannabes' song list. Unfortunately for one of these karaoke all-stars, the fat lady is warming up for her solo too!

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"Idol" Wannabeen Not the Most Famous Noriega

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Outside Mr. Chow, Danny Noriega said his newfound fame is "grand" -- too bad no one knew who he was....

He mentioned he's already in the recording studio ... but it's more fun trying to keep track of how many hair flips he does by the end of the video.

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"Idol" to Archuleta -- No Prom for You!

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The only way David Archuleta is going to his high school prom is in his mind.

"Idol's" strict rules about not letting the contestants out of their sight on the weekends applies to everyone. So David's prom -- which takes place this weekend in Murray, Utah -- is a definite no-no.

Earlier this month, Brooke White had to skip her sister's wedding because she was on "Idol" lockdown. "Til death do us part" isn't just for the bride and groom!

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Jordin Sparks Not Going Away for Good ... Yet

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Whether you really choose to listen to her or not, one thing's for sure: Jordin Sparks' singing career is not over. Not even close.

The alarm was sounded when Jordin had to ditch gigs this weekend because of what was described as a scary-sounding "acute vocal chord hemorrhage," which led to speculation that her career might be ovah! Sparks' rep tells us that while Jordin's condition is in fact "serious," it's manageable and she'll be back on tour in May. All her dates through the end of April have been scrapped.

The main thing is, we're told, that young Jordin needs to learn that vocal rest is vocal rest! Bettah keep that trap shut -- or else she'll be opening housing developments!

"Idol" Reject Claims, The Show's Unfair!

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Not all "Idols" are treated the equally -- apparently some aren't even given a fighting chance, at least according to former contestant Carmen Rasmusen.

Rasmusen was on "Idol" back in 2 aught 3, going head to head (pun intended) with Clay Aiken. She told the Deseret News, most finalists were given "minimal voice coaching," but Clay's coach was on him like white on rice. To add insult to vocal injury, they had the same coach. Carmen says she threw a Hail Mary and hired her own coach, with pathetic results.

She went home in sixth place, to lead a life of obscurity and bitterness.

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Fantasia: The Apple of Our Eye

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Fantasia Barrino can now join the long list of "Idol" celebs who have appeared at prestigious events.

She has been chosen to serve as the Grand Marshal of the 81st Shenandoah Apple Blossom Festival. That's great and all, but It's no balloon festival, outlet mall or housing development opening!

The event takes place May 3 in Winchester, Va. She'll have until then to read up on the history of it.

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"Glitter 2" -- "Idols" Sing Mariah

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With the "American Idol" wannabes attempting to sing Mariah Carey songs tonight, expect to see an unexceptional amount of flailing hands and missed high notes. TMZ moles have uncovered the song list -- now run out and get some ear plugs, lambs!

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The Ghost of "Idol" Future

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The post-"Idol" landscape is rockier than Posh's forehead -- but Constantine is doing good ... for now.

We got him out at Villa, partying past 2 AM -- which would be fine except that he was to report to work on a new pilot at 5 AM. Too much time in the clubs and it could be back to running Bingo nights!

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Michael Johns: The Stiff From Down Under

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He got no job, and now he got no money!

Just days after getting booted from "American Idol," Michael Johns hit LAX, where he gave a skycap a big fat tip ... of nothing.

Johns was polite about the stiffing, but dude -- if you got no money, don't use the skycap!

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Brooke White's Sister: My Bridesmaid is Cardboard

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As "Idol" contestant Brooke White mentioned last night, she must skip her sister's wedding this Saturday because of the show's rehearsal schedule -- but don't cry for her Argentina, she's found a way to be in both places at once!

Brooke -- and her family -- have come up with a creative solution: Michael Johns will go in her place They've built a cardboard cutout of Brooke to take her place. Paging Flat Stanley!

We're told all contestants know way in advance about the Saturday schedules, and are aware that they just can't miss the weekend rehearsal. "It's one of those sacrifices you have to make if you want to be a star," "Idol" Exec Producer Nigel Lythgoe tells us, adding, "It would be a shame if Brooke was kicked off the show because she hadn't properly rehearsed." Yes, that would be just awful!