Pharrell's Skin Melted by Frikkin' Laser Beams
Pharrell Williams hates his tattoos so much he's undergoing laser treatment to have them burned off his body -- as you can see by this bandaged up pic he posted on his blog yesterday.
A while back, the N.E.R.D. king said he wanted to have skin grafts to get rid of his ink -- but he obviously changed his mind. Here's what he wrote under the photo:
"Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy. See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer."
Feel the burn!
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Miley Cyrus: Like a Virgin
Here's 16-year-old pop sensation Miley Cyrus in Madrid on Tuesday (left) -- and Queen of Pop Madonna back in 1984 at the VMAs (right).
One of them has a tendency to date younger men.
We're just sayin'.
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Guess Who's Got Gunk in Their Teeth!
This comedian had a lot of funny crap in his oral cavity yesterday. Can you guess who the yuck mouth is?!
'30 Rock'-er: Check This Style, Nerds!
If you follow "30 Rock" star Judah Friedlander's easy-to-follow fashion tips, you too can look like this.
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Guess Whose Button Nose This Is!
This pretty little shnozz turned up on a cruise ship in the Caribbean on Monday. Can you guess whose vertebrate olfactory organ this is?!
Snoop D-O Double G ... Literally
Snoop Dogg (left) came all dolled up just like his Madame Tussauds wax sculpture (right) at the unveiling in Vegas on Monday.
Thanks to the inclusion of a blue rag, Madame Tussauds now promotes gang violence.
Bang bang!
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Miss Cali Claims She Was 'Biblically Correct'
Sure, she alienated the gay and lesbian audience and probably lost the crown by saying "Marriage should only be between a man and a woman," but Miss USA loser Carrie Prejean has no regrets.
Matt Lauer gave Carrie a second chance to answer the controversial question this morning on "Today." Her answer: "The way that I answered might have been offensive ... but for me, it was being biblically correct."
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Claudia Jordan to Miss Cali: Work That Gay Room
Miss USA judge Claudia Jordan tells us Miss California Carrie Prejean didn't play to her audience when she said "Marriage should only be between a man and a woman."
Claudia says, "She should have known her audience better. There's only like five straight guys in the audience at the pageant." You gotta love Claudia!
The former Briefcase #1 model on "Deal or No Deal" says, "I don't agree with what she said, but I don't think she's evil."
And we saved the best for last: "I've been in pageants, and I've been on TMZ, so I know what it's like when you screw up what you meant to say." First of all, love the honesty, Claudia. Second of all, exactly what part did Carrie misspeak?
Marilyn Manson Pale Sense of Humor
Beneath the black clothes, the dark persona and the intimidating scowl, Marilyn Manson is a virtual laugh riot!!!
The death-obsessed, goth rocker cracked a zinger and a smile on his way into LAX this weekend.
Ya think ya know a guy...
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Anderson Cooper: Man on the Street
Looking as handsome as ever, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper kept it casual while walking around NYC yesterday.
The 41-year-old silver fox should take his suit off more often.
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Christie Brinkley Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Supermodel Christie Brinkley's superpower is not aging.
Here's the 29-year-old uptown girl back in 1983 (left) -- and 26 years later, the 55-year-old version at an event in NYC this week (right).
Why in the world would four men divorce her?!
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Elle Macpherson Heats Up Down Under
It's so hot in Sydney right now ... and the weather is warm too.
With one of her sons and some friends at her side, supermodel Elle Macpherson showed off her gorgeous 46-year-old curves at the beach in Australia on Thursday.
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OG Daisy Duke Fills Up
Catherine Bach has traded her daisy dukes for a pair of Jessica Simpson mom jeans.
The 55-year-old former "Dukes of Hazzard" star filled up her tank in L.A. yesterday.
Daisy Duke's got gas, y'all.
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Lady GaGa -- X Marks the Nipple
Attempting to take a picture with shades on, a hair bowed Lady GaGa showed off her taped up nips by barely wearing a sheer blouse in London last night.
Papa, paparazzi.
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Kendra Wilkinson Works the Pole
Since leaving the Playboy mansion, "Girls Next Door" star Kendra Wilkinson has found a career to fall forward on.
The 23-year-old straddled a slide at the Santa Monica Pier on Wednesday, like a pro.
Hef really taught Kendra how to utilize her assets to their maximum potential.