Humping with the Star
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The gorgeous views in the Bahamas were greatly improved this weekend -- by this celeb's lovely lady lumps.
And the Sag Award Goes To ...
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These gobble-necked stars prove that Thanksgiving isn't just one day in November -- it's year 'round!
Verdine White is One Pretty, Pretty Man
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With that long luxurious hair and his tight firm body, Verdine White is definitely the one bringin' the heat element to Earth, Wind & Fire.
Shining star, indeed.
Catwoman Julie Newmar 'Memba Her?!
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Julie Newmar is best known for her role as Catwoman on the '60s TV series, "Batman." Guess what she looks like now!
Ding-a-Ling Says Bai to Makeup, Hello to a Job!
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Shoplifting chicken dancer Bai Ling went au naturel while on the Vancouver set of her new movie on Thursday. Holy s**t! Someone actually hired this loon?!
Apparently, the film's hair and makeup budget was somewhere in the $0.00 range.
Oh and the name of the flick is "Dim Sum Funeral." R.I.P.
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Do You Know Who This Person Is?
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It's not Barbara Walters, designer Carolina Herrera or some Park Avenue society matron, but Spanish language television's resident flamboyant astrologer -- Walter Mercado! That's right, es un hombre! What's your, er, sign?!
The 76-year-old Puerto Rican sensation -- who is loved by every Hispanic grandmother from New York to L.A. for his horoscopes & flawless makeup -- is currently appearing on VH1's camptastic telenovela reality show, "¡Viva Hollywood!" Oh my stars!
Bobby Trendy, meet your long lost, lip-glossed Latin abuelita!
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Who Shocked J.R.?!
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Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing.
The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.
Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.
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Al Pacino: Charred Face
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Say hello to my little tan!
Unless he's hoping to be cast on "Dancing with the Stars," Al Pacino needs to lay off the fake bake.
The 67-year-old acting legend showed up to the Vegas premiere of his latest film on Wednesday -- spray painted a lovely shade of Donatella Orange.
Scent of a tanning bed!
Johnny Fever from "WKRP": 'Memba Him?!
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Howard Hesseman is best know for playing anti-disco DJ Dr. Johnny Fever on the '70s TV series, "WKRP in Cincinnati." Guess what he looks like now!
Paging Vidal Sassoon!
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Some days it's just a better idea to stay in bed.These hairtastrophes can only be credited to either the major lack of mirror accessibility or a stylist who should be fired ASAP. Unbeweavable!
Michele Lee from 'Knots Landing' 'Memba Her?!
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In the '80s, Michele Lee played Karen Cooper Fairgate MacKenzie on the nighttime soap, "Knots Landing." Guess what she looks like now!
Who Is That? Jenna Jameson? Kelly Ripa?
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Oh wait. It's that barely recognizable chick from that girl group on "Making the Band" that Diddy is always pimping out ... Pussycat Kane, er, Danity Dolls, er...
Regardless, nice nips babe!
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Evan Rachel Wood: Dita 2.0
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Oh my goth! There is actually a woman who wears more white pancake makeup than Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese (right) -- Marilyn Manson's 20-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood (left). The, er, beautiful people!
Evan revealed her Von Teesian Rigor mortis chic at a NYC film screening on Tuesday.
How long before Evan's girl-on-girl-on-shoe porn surfaces?!
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You Can't Keep a Goodman Down
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Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend, is that you?
Without the sunglasses, we might've mistaken you for that guy from "Roseanne."
Where's a good bra when you need one?!
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Morrissey from The Smiths 'Memba Him?!
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Long before there was even a glimmer of guyliner on Pete Wentz's flat-ironed banged face, Morrissey -- and his amazing band The Smiths -- were singing their tortured alternative/emo/indie music hearts out in the '80s. Guess what he looks like now!
That Guy in 'Perfect Strangers' 'Memba Him?!
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Mark Linn-Baker became famous for playing Balki's (Bronson Pinchot) cousin, Larry, on the '80s TV series, "Perfect Strangers." Guess what he looks like now!
