Breakups

And that's just who happened to show up moments later with Avril Lavigne.

The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.

Hilton just did an interview on KIIS-FM, where she explained the compromising pics, the real reasons they parted and actually kept it classy for once -- by even promoting Benji's upcoming CD.

She also said they are just "on a break." That worked so well for Ross & Rachel.

Either way, as the Huffington Post points out, not a single world leader made an effort to shake his hand.

You didn't seriously think Paris Hilton would stay with that guy?

She's not: After nine months of seemingly enforced emo-tude, Paris and Benji Madden have split. "They're just too different and they wanted different things in life," a source tells People. The latest sign of trouble: Hiltie getting cozy with Stavros Niarchos in Miami.

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have waged the epic battle of love lost.

Taylor has made sure that anyone with ears is hearing how she was dumped by a "27 second" phone call.

Then the attractive Jonas Brother went to Myspace to give his side of the story. Saying, "For those who have expressed concern over the "27 second" phone call. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did."

That specific Jonas blog has since been removed.

But since this break up is straight out of high school -- things are probably being blown out of proportion.

So we ask ...

So the move is yours Rosetta Millington -- your husband is on the market again.

Sienna Miller is single again, according to Usmagazine.com. You'll recall she's the topless chick who was getting it on with Balthazar Getty.

Remember that after the affair surfaced, Balthazar was furiously emailing the mother of his four kids, saying "I love you." He also said he wanted to move back into the house.

Rosetta never filed for divorce, but we're hearing it's in no small part a financial thing, as in it's expensive to raise 4 kids.

Now the question, should she take him back?

While jogging in Miami yesterday, C-Rod wore a cap with A-Rod's name on it.

There are some things Madonna just can't have.

An insider who practices Kabbalah at both the L.A. and NYC centers tells TMZ the mystical school of thought teaches, "If a couple has done the spiritual work to earn their soul mate and their current partner is not their soul mate, then universal law says they must split and only two choices remain: divorce or die." Our source adds that Kabbalah does not look down on divorce "because it creates an opening for the other to be with the one they are supposed to be with." Paging Alex Rodriguez!

We're also told the rumors that Ritchie isn't really a follower of Kabbalah are false, because Guy is at the centers all the time, even when Madge can't be there. Our source stresses, Guy has become a spiritual man and is VERY involved with Kabbalah.

The papper tried to recover -- but the damage was done.

Nice to see Madonna is keeping the kids out of her messy divorce.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted with his ex and one of their daughters in Miami this weekend. Papa don't preach.

Worlds will collide next month, when Madge's tour hits Miami.

We're told Heather ordered a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard while her boyfriend, Jack Wagner, chowed down on a chicken sandwich.

Only one of the above objects costs a quarter for 20 minutes.