Celebrity Divorce

Alex is gonna have to get used to seeing the backs of his family's heads.

Now that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are forever linked, the highest paid man in baseball is now the easiest fodder -- and Toronto Blue Jays fans took full advantage on Friday by hoisting photos of Madge before he went up to the plate.

The Blue Jays skunked the Yanks 5-0.

In a ruling handed down today, Judge George Greer denied Linda's contempt of court motion, saying essentially that there's no evidence that Hulk violated a court order by not forking over the cash for the condo. As we first reported, Hulk wants to bail out on the deal, while Linda claims they agreed to close May 30 on the Palms Place pad and Hulk never paid up -- which she says he had no right to do.

No doubt seeking the cameras, Scores dancer Joslyn Morse went out to lunch, where she fed off A-Rod's divorce publicity.

The supermodel told reporters that the outcome was "very bittersweet," adding she got everything she wanted -- custody and "decision-making." CB got full custody and land as far as the eye can see in the Hamptons -- but will have to fork over $2.1 million to her soon-to-be ex ball and chain.

Maybe Kobe is finally off the hook.

Shaquille O'Neal's wife Shaunie filed for divorce last year, but it's looking like she's had a change of heart. A source close to the couple tells TMZ a reconciliation might be in the works and that as far as the divorce goes, "Nothing is happening right now."

The pair was spotted together over the Fourth of July weekend looking quite friendly.

Christie Brinkley and her rat of a husband Peter Cook officially have settled.

We're still learning specifics, but we do know that Christie will keep custody of their two kids and he'll have visitation. She also gets to keep the sick ass pad in the Hamptons, among other real estate.

We're also hearing she has to pay him $2.1 mil. The nerve!

Yesterday, as we reported, the ex-couple's lawyers were working OT to get a pact done, but couldn't do it during the day. We're told they worked "intensely" to make it happen at a L.I. hotel, and they will be presenting an agreement in court today.

For the first time since she filed for divorce, cameras caught C-Rod out in public with trainer Dodd Romero -- whom she went to Paris with -- but Cynthia still refused to comment on the split. The future ex-Rods have a $12 million, six-bedroom estate in Coral Gables, and she wants it as part of the divorce settlement.

Photographer Errol Sawyer discovered Christie and was the first to take professional photos of her way back in 1973.

Unlike her marital love, the 54-year-old's beauty does not fade.

Hulk told Bubba the Love Sponge that there are better ways to spend his fortune than on a $4.2 million "party palace" -- like the Graziano family. Memba' them?

Day four of the divorce cage match -- ding ding! Today a forensic psychiatrist testified that Christie Brinkley's jerk-off husband Peter Cook should not have custody of the kids. Brilliant analysis doctor!

Dr. Stephen Herman testified that pervy Peter's nasty habits were "narcissistic" and "self-destructive," but that doesn't mean he's a bad dad. Doc Herman did say, however, that Cook should not have custody of the couple's two kids.

Hulk and soon-to-be-ex wife Linda were in court in Clearwater, Fla., as Mrs. H. asked hizzoner to hold her estranged hubby in contempt for failing to close on a $4.2 million Vegas condo.

As we first reported, Hulk wants to bail out on the deal -- even if it means he loses his $840,000 deposit. Linda says they had an agreement to close on the condo and Hulk had no right to withhold the cash.

The judge is expected to rule this week.

UPDATE: Hogan's lawyers told us "It would be extremely unlikely that any judge would send Terry Bollea to jail for asking the court to consider what is appropriate and financially responsible."

That's Rabbi Michael Berg with A-Rod in NYC yesterday. Who needs a divorce lawyer, when you got Madge's spiritual adviser on your side!