"Hills" Invaded by More Fame Whoring Nobodies

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With all those long, drawn-out pauses and fights that go nowhere, "The Hills" is in dire need of some action -- cue the random drunks!


Thanks to a few well-placed peeps desperately seeking their 15 minutes and a boring conversation with LC, Brody and Frankie turns into something actually worth watching!

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Keibler's Former Beau Busted for DUI

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Andrew Martin, who wrestled under the name Test (boring!), was arrested early Sunday morning for DUI and driving with a suspended license.

Martin was pulled over Sunday morning by the Florida Highway Patrol on State Road 54 after an off-duty officer spotted him driving recklessly. He failed a field sobriety test (get it?) and refused to take a urine test (you get it by now). He posted $500 bail and was released Sunday night.

Martin is probably best known for having dated Stacy Keibler. According to Wrestling News Desk, he is now linked to WWE Diva and "Extreme Expose" dancer Kelly Kelly. Where do these people get these names?

No, Nick Nolte Is Not Homeless

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He's just dressed down and out. Mugshot hall-of-famer and People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1992 (really, look it up!) struts his gangster lean around Malibu yesterday.

The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -- of AARP.

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Good Girls Gone Bad, Real Bad

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Are there any women left in Hollywood that aren't taking off their clothes for the cameras anymore? Based on what we got this weekend, the answer would be "Hell to tha no!"

Take a look, if you dare, at some "ladies" who are going to wish they had rented a movie and stayed home instead.

Richie Off the Wagon -- Popped For DUI

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TMZ has learned Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI in Laguna Beach, Calif.

Law enforcement sources tell us the Bon Jovi guitarist was pulled over by the Laguna Beach PD just before 11:00 PM last night. Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.

At the station, a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there's no indication of drugs.

Sambora was released around 4:00 AM this morning.

In 2007, Richie had not one, but two stints in rehab.

A spokesperson for Bon Jovi had no comment.

Story developing ...

Hollywood Is So Intoxicating!

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The biggest difference between your average guy and the typical Hollywood trainwreck like the Davis Brothers or Gary Dourdan is about a twelve-pack of Heineken. But after a few chugs, the following guys seem to hit the bullseye with their impersonations of Tinsetown's sloppiest drunkards.

Bud Bundy's B'Day -- 19 and Proud

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David Faustino, dressed in a fancy tie and shiny hat (perhaps an optical illusion meant to add height?) celebrated what he claims was his 19th birthday at Opera last night. Faustino welcomes our cameras with open arms, that is until a drunk, smoking, fat guy (Gummi's cousin?) gets pushed right into them.

And don't forget to check out the drunks hanging over the railing. Awesome indeed.

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Scott Weiland Out of Rehab

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TMZ was in an L.A. County Courthouse this morning as Scott Weiland's attorney told us the troubled rocker has just finished a stint in rehab.

Weiland's attorney, Tony Brooklier, says the former STP-er has completed 28 days in a treatment facility and is "doing well."

Weiland was arrested last November and booked for driving under the influence of a drug.

His next court date is Wednesday the 5th.

Steve-O Goes Jihad On Neighbor

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Steve-O's nuclear war with his neighbor finally caught up with him. The O man is in the pokey after being popped for alleged vandalism, as TMZ first reported.

On his own website, the "Jackass" star has been proudly documenting the violence.

We've been told a neighbor's the one who made a citizen's arrest this AM after Steve allegedly punched holes in the walls of their building.

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Ding, Ding! Three Fights Outside of One Club!

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The "City of Angels" isn't living up to its name -- because last night, L.A. club goers went ape s*** on each other! All three fights took place outside of club Opera, topping Les Deux (for the moment) as the place to be to get your ass kicked!

Ding, Ding! Round One!
Ding, Ding! Round Two!
Ding, Ding! Round Three!

Crazy vs. Crazier in Street Smackdown!

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Two crazazy housing challenged (?) men got into a verbal and physical confrontation outside of Hyde last night -- leading one of the men to scream at the other, "Ya betta get on before you get s**t on!" Creating the new fight catch phrase of 2008, replacing "pop off!"

The insults were pretty graphic -- and hilarious.

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Wasted in Wasteland!

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The quickest way to get noticed in Hollywood is to flash either your Britney or your headlights ... or just make a complete fool of yourself while under the influence. The ladies (and we use that term loosely) in the following gallery have every angle covered. Atta gurl!

Crazazy Trans-Brawlin' in Hollywood!

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It was an all-out girl on sorta-girl brawl in Hollywood last night, when two crazy "dames" started a fight that is nothing short of weave-pullin', phone tossin', crazy yellin' gold!

It seemed even the Hollywood cops didn't want this fabulous fight to end. Awesome.

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Classiest Women Alive Go Out to Dinner

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Who needs a budget? All these wannabe porn stars needed was a few drinks at Katsuya to create a video that would make their mothers so incredibly proud.

We have no clue who they are, but after celebrating a birthday inside the Hollywood sushi house, these classy ladies made out, shook their booties and one popped out of her limo's emergency hatch to show off her jiggly bits. You're welcome, you are now dumber.

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Barton: Have DUI, Will Party

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Mischa Barton enjoyed a late night at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday -- but this time had the sense to not drive home.

Barton, who was rocking some "Splash"-inspired extensions, was popped last December on suspicion of DUI, possession of marijuana and a controlled substance -- and for driving without a valid license. Taxi!

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Robin Antin: Get Outta My Frickin' Car!

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Some random drunk guy hopped into Pussycat Troll Doll creator Robin Antin's car last night hoping for a ride. Yeah, she wasn't having it.

The high-stepping hottie kicked the loser to the curb ... but at least he got a free stick of gum out of the deal.

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