Rev Run: Wrap Those Up!
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While soaking his weary bones in the Hawaiian sun on Thursday, Run D.M.C.'s Rev Run aired out his hairy, meaty breasteses.
Somebody get Run a two-piece, stat!
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Mickey Rourke Really Blue It
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Wearing the official 2008 Los Angeles Douchebag commemorative cap, a lovely Anne Klein scarf, a cobalt Michael Jackson Thriller jacket, a pair of Jessica Simpson limited edition mom jeans and a blinged out chain belt leftover from *NSYNC's 2000 No Strings Attached tour, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke shopped in Paris ... to no avail.
Somehow he managed to score an Oscar nom, but not a stylist.
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Name Those Briefs!
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These low budget drawers played peek-a-boo in Santa Monica yesterday. Can you guess who flashed their man panties?!
Star, Ivana & Denise Drag Themselves to Lunch
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Believe it or not, but only one of these wigged out, pancaked and overly done ladies is actually a man.
The others are Star Jones, Ivana Trump and Denise Rich. We think.
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Not Feelin' The Pinch
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With the economy in the toilet, these celeb shoppers are doing their part to stimulate growth.
1960s Model Veruschka 'Memba Her?!
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In the '60s, German model Veruschka became famous and appeared in fashion mags as well as films like "Blowup." Guess what she looks like now!,
Jessica Simpson Keeps It Tight
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Goodbye mom jeans, hello spandex/leathery leggings!
Wedged into a black corseted blazer and matching skin-tight leggings, Jessica Simpson belted out some songs at a concert in Virginia last night.
This performance came sans a chili cook-off.
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Lady Goes GaGa
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With a gift bow keeping her nicotine & vodka infused ratty weave in place and wearing a rubber bra and matching latex skirt, dance diva Lady GaGa attempted an exit from a London club in the wee hours this morning.
"I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore."
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Juanes Gets Targeted
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Despite winning 17 Latin Grammys and selling millions of records, Colombian pop singer Juanes bargain shopped with his model wife, Karen Martinez, and daughters at a Target store in Miami on Wednesday.
He must have been looking for a sale on la camisa negra.
Even Shauna Can't Walk in Those Heels
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After years of wear and tear on her body and psyche, those Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper heels have finally taken their toll on Shauna Sand.
With her Frenchie husband Romain at her side, the 37-year-old good mother of three rested her tanned, brittle bones by zipping around Miami Beach on Tuesday on a Segway.
Now if only she'd give her fried hair and pancaked skin a break.
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No Place For Pumps
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Wearing high-heel shoes takes a bit of practice, but there are some places pumps just don't work.
What's that Crap on Whitney's Head?
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Anyone else think Whitney Port's hair accessory looks like a giant bird dropped a giant dump on her head? Anyone?
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Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls
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Double-belted into her mom jeans, former pop singer/reality TV star turned attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert in Florida this weekend.
It is unclear if she was there to perform or just judge.
UPDATE: Thanks to the folks at WKIS, there is footage of Jess performing "These Boots Are Made for Walking" at the cook-off -- and lets just say, it takes your mind right back to the days she rocked out to the same song in that extremely tiny red bikini...
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Angelina: Please Change-ling!
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Angelina Jolie should get some sort of award ... for basically wearing the same kind of unfitted dress to three different award shows in the same month.
At this rate, she's going to show up to the Oscars in Amish garb.
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Al Pacino's Watch Ticks Off Movie Producers
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A three second shot of Al Pacino's wrist watch in the movie "Righteous Kill" has ignited a serious war -- and now the time has come for a lawsuit.
The production company behind the flick claims they got the screw job from a watch company that allegedly promised to fork over a ton of cash in exchange for a close up shot of their watch on Pacino's wrist.
In the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Millennium Films claims they delivered the shot -- but that Tutima USA watch company never paid up the arranged $50,000 fee AND the additional $1,000,000 in advertising they allegedly said they would buy.
No one at Tutima was available for comment.
Darth Judd Invades Sundance
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The indie film Rebel Alliance was hit with another blow when newly crowned Sith Lord Wynonna Judd arrived at Sundance on Tuesday.
The 44-year-old fell to the dark side a long, long, long time ago ... because it's more slimming.