Hook Ups

The former actress celebrated her 23rd birthday in Paris on Monday by swapping spit with a lady friend.

Marissa Cooper would be proud.

Perhaps they'll make beautiful movies together.

Looks as though Paul McCartney has learned his lesson -- this time around he's getting married to someone who's got $$ of her own.

Multiple reports from the UK say the Beatle is just 'round the corner from tying the knot with New Yorker Nancy Shevell, the socialite whose own divorce just was made final. Apparently, they've even gotten the "seal of approval" from Paul's daughter, Stella.

After freeloading at Koi last night, both Miley and manfriend Justin Gaston hightailed it back to her house to "sleep."

... and mom and dad were OK with that?!

The couple married three years ago, separated last year and appear to be back together.

The thought of giving your spouse half of everything makes the heart grow fonder.

He just became the most powerful man on the planet -- but after one helluva long day and 10 inaugural balls, ya think President Obama and First Lady Michelle ... uh, consummated the presidency?

Raquel Houghton, a 28-year-old "waitress/bartender," dated Cook for roughly three years, until the relationship suddenly ended in 2007 -- which happens to be right after "Employee of the Month" came out.

You'd think after dating Italian skeezeball Raffaello Follieri, she'd want to move on to bigger and better embezzlers.

That well-hyped Notorious B.I.G. biopic is getting good buzz -– but at least one person has some big issues with it.

Namely, rapperista Lil' Kim, who says the flick is studded with "many lies" and that her own role in the movie is "a false portrayal of me." Ex-con Kim claims she was Biggie's girl for some time and was mentored by him as well.

Now that Madonna's out rolling around with Brazilian boy-candy, Alex Rodriguez is out to get some of his own, apparently.

Frostylocks took Kate Hudson out for a fishy date at Manhattan seafood joint Lure Fishbar the other night, reports the New York Post, and then the pair went to a bar afterward, where they met up with her friend Ron Burkle. Hudson has been single since she broke up with Lance Armstrong.

Spade & Sheridan were rumored to have hooked up at her birthday party back in November -- three months after she broke it off with former mullet master Michael Bolton. Last night, each dodged cameras after eating together at Koi.

Well that didn't take long: Britney Spears' brother is officially married to his lil' sister's manager.

The news of Bryan Spears' engagement to Graciella Sanchez leaked just the other day, and now just days later, they got married on New Year's Eve in New Orleans, reports People. Apparently it was just family, which included Brit and Jamie Lynn, Casey, and the rugrats, even.

Hopefully 2009 will be a better year ... for Balthazar's wife!