Mystery Man Meat -- The Total Package!
These stars were daring enough to strip down to their budgie smugglers and bare it all for the love of sunburns!
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Name That Booty!
Nancy Pelosi -- Total SHILF?
We got Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today in D.C. -- and the video leaves us with just one question ...
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OMG! Janet Jackson Looks Amazing!
Oh wait, that's actually Ciara at her London concert last night.
Miss Ciara, if you're nasty!
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Eva Longoria Bikini -- Spurfect 10
Eva Longoria flaunted her tight little bikini body while in Saint Tropez, France yesterday ... and that guy she's married to was there too.
Ice-T's Wife Caught in the Fish Nets
Elegance (noun): Refinement, grace, and beauty in movement, appearance, or manners. See: Nicole "Coco" Marie Austin, Ice-T's demure wife.
The dynamic duo got down and dirty at Prive in Vegas Monday night -- well technically, Ice got down, Coco was the one gettin' dirty ... and we love them for it.
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Guess the Mangled Feet!
Jodie Sweetin -- Full Blouse
Jodie Sweetin was having a good time in Hollywood on a night away from her baby -- but the "Full House" star's top half made it very hard to concentrate on anything she was actually saying.
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Has Josh Holloway Lost It?
Josh Holloway's show "Lost" is currently on hiatus ... and apparently so are his trademark rock hard abs!
Wearing his best Kid Rock drag, the 39-year-old let it all hang out in Hawaii on Monday.
"Lost" comes back next year and hopefully so will Josh's washboard.
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Asher Roth -- Collegiate Asslete
Vegas Rule #384: Drunk chicks dig one hit wonders.
Asher Roth, the dude who sang that "College" song you're sick of hearing, was moppin' up the ladies at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas this weekend.
No tan? No problem!
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Kellan Lutz: Plucked From Obscurity
Robert Pattinson may have the greasy locks all the teen girls crave, but Kellan Lutz has got the smooth muscles.
This "Twilight" star isn't a fan of any type of hair in general.
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Joe Biden's Stimulus Package
In these hard economic times, Vice President Joe Biden will give you the shirt off his back.
JoJo soaked his shirtless 66-year-old bones at a beach on the Jersey Shore on Saturday.
Hopefully the Secret Service wasn't the only protection he used.
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It Sucks to Be Daniel Craig
Now everyone can lick Daniel Craig's sculpted torso.
Del Monte has created an ice pop in the form of the 41-year-old James Bond star's delicious ripped body.
He melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Elisabeth Shue: Adventures in Bodybuilding
For the love of Linda Hamilton, check out Elisabeth Shue's big guns!
The 45-year-old flexed her muscle while shooting something called "Piranha 3-D" in Arizona this weekend.
The role may not get her an Oscar, but at least she's ripped like one.
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Mel B's Bod Scary Tight
There's clearly a reason Mel B was dubbed "Scary Spice" -- because that is one ridiculous body anyone would be afraid to mess with.
Mel and her muscles flexed on the physically inferior at Tao Beach in Vegas this weekend ... and then she left to go work out some more.