That's a Whole Lotta Jack
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Jack Nicholson frolicked on the beach in St. Barths on Wednesday in a sexy one-piece -- which showed off his buxom man-boobs!
Unlike many Hollywood bodies, the 70-year-old legend is a natural beauty.
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Dita Gets What Dita Wants!
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That didn't take long! Just one day after the stripperiffic Dita Von Teese filed suit against an adult-oriented trade show claiming they stiffed her on performance fees, the company paid up. Don't mess with a girl with 8 lbs. of makeup on!
Von Teese, whose real name is Heather Sweet, filed the suit against Erotica Limited on March 13, claiming they owed her half of the $50,000 fee she was promised for performing her burlesque act. On March 14, Erotica Limited paid in full.
Von Teese then filed documents in the L.A. County Superior Court earlier this week asking that the suit be dismissed.
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Bloated Brandon Breaks a Sweat
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Former '90s pin-up boy, Jason Priestley, now 38, tries to shed some extra pounds while working out in L.A. Look at his sweaty peach pits!
Could Brandon Walsh be getting in shape for that "90210" remake that's headed our way? The actor's last gig was on some show called "Side Order of Life" in 2007.
Zac Efron take note, this is your future!
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From Nobody to Pussycat Skank in a Flash
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Just one week after her nude pics were "leaked" on the Internet, Audrina Patridge has gone from nobody the brunette on "The Hills" to stripping Pussycat Doll. Another skank is born!
Now that everyone knows what kind of girl she really is, Audrina is getting top billing -- and around $5k -- to take her clothes off with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas on Friday. We're told her peeps have been working overtime to pimp her out hardcore to cash in on her new found notoriety. Just a few months ago, 'Drina couldn't get into Hyde -- now she's getting paid to host a night at PURE and drink for free in a VIP booth. Dontcha wish your naked pics were hot like hers!
Looks like Audrina is taking a page straight from the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Hollywood Handbook -- and her sex tape hasn't even surfaced yet!
Her rep tells us she's not performing, just introducing the Dolls on stage. The rep adds, for the record, this gig was locked in way before the nudie pics surfaced.
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The Emancipizza of Mimi
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Fans lined up to see Mariah Carey last night in NYC -- instead they saw pizza after pizza get carried by.
Carey eventually came out, and it's clear to see all that dough went straight to her boobs!
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Demi's Hairless Cub
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Paging all cougars! This should be your inspiration to go on the prowl. Ashton Kutcher, the bio-chemical engineer major - turned model - turned cub struts his shirtless, flab-free body around the pool while shooting his new sex comedy "Spread" in LA yesterday.
Cougar Demi Moore is one stoked cat.
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Gimme Gimme Mary Tyler Moore!
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Mary Tyler Moore is turning the world on with more than just her smile these days!
That's one hot grandma.
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Mary J. Blige Works Her Thing Out
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Mary J. Blige was getting her physical fitness on with her husband last week in Miami. Don't most ladies stop the workout after landing the hubby?!
Mary looks like that exercise weight might be a bit too much for her -- the next thing she's gonna be working out is a hernia if she's not careful!
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Jodie Foster's Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Jodie Foster shocked beachgoers in Hawaii on Sunday by rockin' a sexy two-piece swimsuit -- a long sleeve shirt and men's trunks!
At least she didn't wear clam diggers.
"Bachelor" Went Bali Hai, NOT Baghdad
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It was widely reported that former "Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, was doing his patriotic duty by trading his civilian Speedos to fight in Iraq. But it's not true -- turns out Baldwin was in the South Pacific! Did we invade Tahiti too?!
A Navy rep tells TMZ the tantastic muscle man was actually in Palau -- no, not competing on "Survivor" -- but as part of a recovery team doing an underwater excavation of a B-24J bomber that went down during WWII.
Sounds like a government sponsored scuba vacay to us!
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Taylor's "Dancing" Partner's Near Nip Slip
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Edyta Sliwinska's ta-ta's almost cha-cha'd right out of her top!
The bra-less wonder left rehearsals in Jason Taylor's car -- but there's probably no funny business going on here, because both are legally married to other people they love.
Apollonia's Granny Glasses
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She's got a bangin' body for a 48-year-old and some yummy young arm candy -- but Prince's "Purple Rain" hottie needs to ditch those old lady specs, fast!
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"Bachelor" Pumps Up!
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Back from his tour in Iraq, "Bachelor" stud Lt. Andy Baldwin shocked and awed motorists in Hawaii on Wednesday -- by filling up his tank shirtless.
It should be illegal to flash your guns like this!
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Brokefoot Mountain?
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Having hurt his ankle playing basketball, Jake Gyllenhaal hobbled on crutches to an L.A. charity luncheon on Wednesday.
With Reese Witherspoon nowhere in sight, looks like Jakey could use the help of a fishin' buddy.
Name That HOT Butt!
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What a bitchin' beach booty! Which celeb showed off her ample apple bottom while in Miami?
Becks' New Tat: Say What?
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David Beckham airs out his hot abs and shows off some new body art. Becks and the rest of the LA Galaxy were in Dallas playing a sold-out charity game against FC Dallas.
We're not sure what kind of writing Becks has scribbled on him (Buddhist? Japanese? Buddha-nese?) or what the heck it says. Any guesses?
UPDATE: TMZ's resident Asian orthography expert reveals that the ink is comprised of cursive Chinese characters, the first of which means "life," and another of which means long life. There are several characters meaning "wealth." All in all, something along the lines of Becks being rich for a real long time. Yeah, that seems about right.