Hot Bodies

While no CGI was used in the making of Janice's 53-year-old rockin' bikini bod, no word if injectable silicone used to lubricate auto parts was required.

It's amazing what a little wet hair in the face and a hidden gelatinous ass will do for a gal!

Here she is in Hawaii on Thursday. Did she, and the others we caught on film, bare too much? Look and decide for yourself.

We know the exercise diva stays ferocious and slim by flapping around a gym all day, but we're not sure how he's maintained his signature 'fro. We suspect he's pluggin'. Ch-ch-ch-chia!

Unlike many Hollywood bodies, the 70-year-old legend is a natural beauty.

That didn't take long! Just one day after the stripperiffic Dita Von Teese filed suit against an adult-oriented trade show claiming they stiffed her on performance fees, the company paid up. Don't mess with a girl with 8 lbs. of makeup on!

Von Teese, whose real name is Heather Sweet, filed the suit against Erotica Limited on March 13, claiming they owed her half of the $50,000 fee she was promised for performing her burlesque act. On March 14, Erotica Limited paid in full.

Von Teese then filed documents in the L.A. County Superior Court earlier this week asking that the suit be dismissed.

Could Brandon Walsh be getting in shape for that "90210" remake that's headed our way? The actor's last gig was on some show called "Side Order of Life" in 2007.

Now that everyone knows what kind of girl she really is, Audrina is getting top billing -- and around $5k -- to take her clothes off with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas on Friday. We're told her peeps have been working overtime to pimp her out hardcore to cash in on her new found notoriety. Just a few months ago, 'Drina couldn't get into Hyde -- now she's getting paid to host a night at PURE and drink for free in a VIP booth. Dontcha wish your naked pics were hot like hers!

Looks like Audrina is taking a page straight from the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Hollywood Handbook -- and her sex tape hasn't even surfaced yet!

Her rep tells us she's not performing, just introducing the Dolls on stage. The rep adds, for the record, this gig was locked in way before the nudie pics surfaced.

Carey eventually came out, and it's clear to see all that dough went straight to her boobs!

Cougar Demi Moore is one stoked cat.

That's one hot grandma.

Mary looks like that exercise weight might be a bit too much for her -- the next thing she's gonna be working out is a hernia if she's not careful!

It was widely reported that former "Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, was doing his patriotic duty by trading his civilian Speedos to fight in Iraq. But it's not true -- turns out Baldwin was in the South Pacific! Did we invade Tahiti too?!

A Navy rep tells TMZ the tantastic muscle man was actually in Palau -- no, not competing on "Survivor" -- but as part of a recovery team doing an underwater excavation of a B-24J bomber that went down during WWII.

Sounds like a government sponsored scuba vacay to us!