Clone War Smokin' 'Idol' vs. Disney Star
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If it weren't for the sweat-inducing bikini spread by "Idol" contestant Casey Carlson (left) -- we'd think sixteen-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato (right) was trying to move over to the dark side by auditioning for the show.
And believe it or not ... neither of these girls is Selena Gomez.
We're just sayin'.
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Nimoy Needs a Vulcan Tan Already!
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On the same day Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalban) went off to the final frontier, an upright Leonard Nimoy went where no Vulcan has gone before -- tanning in St. Barts.
With no enemies in sight, the only victim of the 77-year-old's trademark Vulcan nerve pinch ... was his own hip.
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"Idol" Wannabe Has Ridiculous Body of Work
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Two episodes into the new season and "American Idol" already has found their flash-in-the-pan hot chick -- with a seriously sexy past.
Before Casey Carlson made it through to Hollywood last night, the 20-year-old made it to the Virgin Islands, where she stripped down to her bikini for some unbelievably erotic poses.
But don't go slappin' her with the Antonella Barba skank label just yet -- the pics were for a website called Campus Girls USA, which sells calendars and donates all the profits to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation.
She got your vote yet?
How the Hell Did He Land Her?
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Shockingly -- the celebrity in this video isn't the smoking hot, teeny-bikini wearing hardbody ... but she sure as hell got our attention.
The other person in the clip is comedian David Walliams from the show "Little Britain." Somehow, cross-dressing plus fame equals the ability to pull chicks normally wayyyy out of your league!
Computer says no!
Boy George Escorts Himself Outside
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Wearing no makeup or his usual barrage of outlandish accoutrements, Boy George left his London home on Wednesday, looking like an engorged shell of his former self.
The 47-year-old fallen '80s singer is facing a prison sentence after being found guilty of chaining a male prostitute to a wall in his house.
Karma chameleon.
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Playmate -- I Couldn't Satisfy Hefner
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You wouldn't know it looking at the blonde tramps he's with now -- but Hugh Hefner can actually tell a girl "No."
Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt says she campaigned for the job of girlfriend back in 1997 but Hef turned her down.
And here's a fun fact -- Since Hugh was still together with his wife at the time, that would make Vicky a wannabe homewrecker!
"Bikini Girl" -- Half-Naked Before "Idol"
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"American Idol" Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell definitely made an impression last night, and judging by her modeling reel over at LovinLife Creative Media, one thing's for sure -- the skank bit is no act.
The slutty shtick doesn't stop there though -- girl's also a part of a clothing line so trashy, even Shauna Sand wouldn't be caught dead in 'em.
Can You Guess Whose Back?!
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Kate Hudson: What the Future Holds
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Kate Hudson may have gotten her good looks from her mom Goldie Hawn, but the question is: Who will she resemble in 20 years?
Here's a bikini-clad 29-year-old Kate in Hawaii vacationing with Goldie and the man who raised her, Kurt Russell (left) -- and that's her biological dad Bill Hudson (right).
Megan Fox: I'm an Insecure Transvestite!
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Megan Fox thinks she looks like Alan Alda -- a transvestite version of frickin' Alan Alda.
The chick who's been called the sexiest woman on the planet by ... just about everyone, bashed the hell out of herself on the red carpet before the "Globes" yesterday -- and amidst the self-inflicted ego crushing, a straight-faced Megan blamed the whole thing on being "painfully insecure."
While the statement probably explains the whole Brian Austin Green relationship, the fact that she also bragged about her ridiculously thin wasteline and a body built by an impressive workout regimen probably means the self-deprecation thing is just a load of crap. Right?
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Fabio's Cougars -- Grandmas with Grand Paws
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We're not sure what Fabio was doing with a group of hot golden girls this weekend and frankly we don't care -- but it got us wondering ... how long has this guy been surrounded by googly-eyed women?
He claims to be 49. We thinks not.
Knight Rider Finds Crotch Rider
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His burger days are over -- but The Hoff still has a taste for some buns.
Germany's favorite pop star got down and dirty at Prive in Vegas last night -- where dude had no problem scoring a few golden globes of his own.
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Kurt Russell -- It Happens
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Jake Gyllenhaal Ripped for Her Pleasure
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Isn't it illegal for Jake Gyllenhaal to be brandishing his guns in public like this?!
Reese Witherspoon should never let him wear sleeves -- or out of her sight.
Simon & Ryan -- Crossing Streams
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With "American Idol" starting up again next week, good friends Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest snuck away for a little quality alone time -- on his & his Jetskis -- in the Caribbean together.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Evangeline vs. Megan Battle of the Babes
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We got Evangeline Lilly at LAX yesterday and it sparked a very important debate in the TMZ newsroom -- if you had to be stranded on an island, "Lost" style, with only one person, would it be girl-next-door Evangeline? Or sexpot Megan Fox?
