Hot Bodies

Former "Hills" star Audrina Patridge celebrated her 27th birthday at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand yesterday ... by donning her customary two piece outfit.

Like some parts of Audrina, seeing her in a bikini never gets old.

Former "The Hills" actress Audrina Patridge took time off from her busy schedule of wearing a bikini in L.A. ... to show off her slammin' body in a white hot bikini at the ME Cabo Hotel in Mexico yesterday.

Audrina is down in Cabo San Lucas celebrating her 27th birthday with her BMX boyfriend Corey Bohan and some family members.

Supermodel Miranda Kerr showed off her smokin' hot maternal instincts in a sexy white bikini while on the beach with her adorable son in Bora Bora the other day.

Her name's Lydia Bright. She stars on a UK show called "The Only Way Is Essex" that's basically "The Hills" with English accents. And she DESPERATELY needs a bottle of sunblock.

Ass-PF 100, anyone?

Supermodel Anja Rubik has outdone Angelina Jolie ... and flashed her ridiculously sexy long leg -- and nearly everything else -- by barely wearing a dress with a slit cut to her earlobe at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC last night.

No word on how the hell the hip 28-year-old got out of the limo.

Angelina Jolie debuted the infamous "Jolie" leg at the Oscars in February. It's become a thing.

"Teen Mom" star Jenelle Evans took time out from getting arrested to show off her new pride and joy ... her brand new boobs.

After going under the knife just last week, the 20-year-old flaunted her new buxom figure in a well endowed pink bikini on the beach in North Carolina this weekend.

While her mother is taking care of her son Jace, let's hope Jenelle can retain custody of her new girls.

"Criminal Minds" Shemar Moore continued flaunting his ripped body on the beaches of Miami, posing for the camera as he made his way out of the water yesterday.

OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak.

TMZ has learned ... Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday ... and we're told things couldn't have gone better!!!

We're told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home ... but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down.

Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool ... so to speak.

But when it was time for Octo to get down to business ... with herself ... one source on the set tells us "She was a natural ... she looked great!!"

Shemar Moore proved why "Criminal Minds" is must see TV ... his ridiculously smokin' hot body.

Looking half his age, the 42-year-old soaked his smooth hairless muscles in the warm waters off Miami Beach on Thursday.

Everyone set your DVRs now.

As the latest pregnant famous person to do their best Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover impersonation, topless former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel showed off her growing baby bump -- and nearly everything else -- in a sexy maternity g-string.

This is baby's first thong.

The 37-year-old -- who is due in eight days -- then went a little more demure by also posing covered up in a sheet.

Kate Upton has a brand new dance ... it's called the Cat Daddy ... it involves A LOT of bouncing ... and it is clearly best performed in a microscopic red bikini.

It's unclear why Upton made the video ... directed by noted fashion photographer Terry Richardson ... but GIVE THAT MAN THE OSCAR!!!!!

It ain't the first time Kate's decided to show off her dance moves on the Internet ... she famously busted out the "Dougie" back when that was a thing.

After one year of marriage, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian proved their relationship is as rock hard solid as LeAnn's bikini body in Cabo this weekend.

The happy couple renewed their vows in Mexico and showed off their tanned and toned physiques on the beach together.

Mark Wahlberg continued his recent trend of strutting around the set of his new movie looking totally jacked ... spotted yesterday in Miami in what appears to be nothing but an apron and a pair of boots.

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

Rihanna's up to her usual thigh jinks again -- showing off her tight gams during a quick trip to Hawaii Friday ... and single-handedly raising the temperature of the Pacific Ocean in the process.

With Kanye West nowhere in sight, Kim Kardashian spent some quality time with her world famous gigantic badonkadonk while out spending her share of her $40 million reality TV deal in NYC on Thursday.

A derriere can be a girl's best friend too.