Kate Gosselin's Rumble on the Jungle
Barry Manilow: The Kate Gosselin for Men
Here's Barry Manilow at an event in Beverly Hills on Thursday (left) -- and "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star Kate Gosselin at an event a little while back (right).
The highlighted, bi-level, reverse mullet weave ... strong enough for a man, but made for a raccoon.
We're just sayin'.
Jon Gosselin Plus Date -- a Lohan!!
Jon Gosselin's GF Hailey Glassman may be trouble, but she's nothing compared to his date last night in the Hamptons -- Michael Lohan.
The Ugly Truth: Nothing like two guys bonding over the exploitation of their kids.
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Kate Gosselin's Friend Takes Out the Trash
Kate Gosselin hung out in her yard on Sunday, while some young male friend helped her with the household duties.
Kate's trying to get rid of all the garbage in her life.
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Gosselin & Madge -- Ripped from the Same Cloth
The secret to incredibly shredded arms: Picking up multiple children.
Kate Gosselin and her porcupine weave this weekend in NYC (left) and Madonna performing in London earlier this month (right) -- both exercising their right to bare extremely well-built arms.
They have 12 children between the two of them.
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Jon & Kate Plus AWKWARD!
After hanging out in Europe with his new 22-year-old girlfriend, Jon Gosselin was spotted being uncomfortable around his estranged wife Kate at their PA home.
Silence is golden.
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Jon Gosselin Rolls Back into Town
Showing off his six-tuplet pack, Jon Gosselin took a break from his brood yesterday afternoon to send a text from the front yard of his Pennsylvania home.
His childless girlfriend Hailey Glassman must have had a gut feeling about him.
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Jon in States -- Minus New GF
Jon Gosselin returned from France with two giant Gucci bags, $702 in cash and at least one douchey Ed Hardy t-shirt. What he didn't come back with: His new GF, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman.
Dude talked about almost everything -- where his new +1 went, his meetings with Christian Audigier, the future of his show -- but wouldn't touch the subject when we asked what Kate thought of Hailey.
He "didn't want to get in trouble" with TLC ... but more likely feared an attack by Kate's wild porcupine reverse mullet.
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Jon Gosselin Fashions Himself a Designer
His reality show may have ended his marriage, but it's also giving Jon Gosselin a douchey clothing line for kids.
Jon -- with his new 22-year-old GF Hailey Glassman by his side -- has been partying up in St. Tropez with bedazzler extraordinaire Christian Audigier and are going into the children's fashion biz together -- with a line that might even be featured at Kmart. The best part, Jon's eight rugrats will be used as models for the clothing line.
Those poor kids need more fame about as much as they do a tacky, rhinestoned dragon and skeleton t-shirt.
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Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon and His GF
While her estranged husband is smoking with his new girlfriend on the yacht of the designer to the douchebags of the world, Kate Gosselin picnicked with her eight kids in PA this weekend.
To not upset her adorable brood, Kate covered up her bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave.
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Jon Gosselin's New Habit
Jon Gosselin and his new +1, Hailey Glassman, enjoy a smoke while aboard Christian Audigier's yacht in Saint-Tropez.
Jon Gosselin on Vacay with Girlfriend
Jon Gosselin was photographed earlier today in St. Tropez, holding hands with his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman.
Jon Gosselin -- Hardy Up for Cash?
Jon Gosselin doesn't have a relationship or a job -- but one of those things is about to change.
Christian Audigier, one of the head honchos over at the Ed Hardy clothing line, tells us he's offering Jonny boy a job -- and the two are meeting today in St. Tropez, France to go over their options.
No word on what the joint venture might be -- "Jon & Kate Plus 8 Million Rhinestones," anybody?
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Kate Gosselin Is a Catch
It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.
*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.
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Jon & Kate Rekindle the Spark
In a shocking turn of events, Jon and Kate Gosselin reunited yesterday -- not for a televised special -- but for the sake of the their kids.
The happy family celebrated the Fourth of July in Reading, Pa. yesterday.
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Win a Date with Jon Gosselin
Even Jon Gosselin couldn't take Kate's chunk-striped, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave anymore -- as you can see in this hilarious personal video a fake Jon made for Match.com.
Kudos to FunnyorDie.