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Check out the script for the soon-to-be-made porn version of the show ... and it's not half bad. There's some character development, quirky dialogue ... pretty much just like a regular episode of "Scrubs," except with sex scenes -- so it's better.

Dude is way less hairy and way less funny -- but you gotta give Ashton props on his body. Demi could do her laundry on that stomach ... if she actually did her own laundry.

According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for "The Baster" is looking for a "heavy set woman" and a "woman with a round face, small eyes, and upturned nose" to have profanities shouted at them in a scene for the movie. Also, they're looking for a skinny boy with bad acne. He'll probably have profanities thrown at him too.

Any one interested in letting beautiful celebrities demean them can reply to the post -- but only if you live in the New York area.

That's one helluva mug he's got.

As far as we know, there's no sequel coming -- yet -- but anyone born in the 80s will agree, it's just good to see Joey Pantoliano and Robert Davi, even if they were the bad guys.

Sadly, Ma couldn't make it -- the amazing Anne Ramsey died in '88.

Joey Gaydos Jr. -- the guitar prodigy from "School of Rock" -- has pled guilty to a misdemeanor impaired driving charge and could actually do some time in the pokey for his crime. WWJBD?

Cops busted Gaydos as he was leaving a Taco Bell at 2:40 AM -- which as far as we know is conclusive proof someone is wasted.

The 17-year-old actor faces up to 93 days in jail. He'll be sentenced in April.

Not sure exactly what the tat represents, but it probably means something like "I could crush your skull with this one gigantic arm."

Bad news for Billy Crudup fans -- that whole "Watchmen" thing -- it's too big to be true.

Fans are buzzing over scenes in the flick featuring a completely naked Crudup as the very blue superhero Dr. Manhattan. What you suspected is correct -- Crudup's body part was enhanced via computer, according to Parade.

Instead of letting it all hang loose on the set, Crudup was fitted into a special pair of pj's that gave the actor his blue shine.

Somewhere in America, thousands of men decided to become actors.