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Jeremy Shockey is falling back on the most tired excuse ever for his poolside collapse -- literally telling one newspaper "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." If only that were true ...

In an interview with the New Orleans Times-Picayune, the New Orleans Saint didn't go into details about what actually happened the day he allegedly passed out from "dehydration" at Hard Rock's Rehab, but said "If you're halfway intelligent you can read what everybody wrote" and he's just "looking to the future."

A tip for the future: Drink water.

A spokesperson for the Tonys tells the AP Michaels just "missed his mark" but wouldn't comment on any injuries except to say his nose wasn't broken.

Don't you have to have an album out before you can use the old 'exhaustion' excuse?

The "Daisy of Love" star -- and her raggedy weave -- hosted a party at The Pool at Harrah's Resort and Casino.

Way to get back on that horse, girl.

Thanks to Huffington Post for spotting this bloody mess.

The 35-year-old actor/eyewitness was not involved in the incident, but stayed until one of the injured was taken away in a stretcher.

No word on the current condition of the people involved.

"Britain's Got Talent" sensation Susan Boyle was admitted to a London clinic on Sunday, a day after her shocking second place finish on the show.

She is said to be suffering from exhaustion.

"Nobody has had to put up with the kind of attention Susan has had. Nobody could have predicted it," one of the show's judges, Piers Morgan, told a Brit TV show. "It has been crazy, she has gone from anonymity to being the most downloaded woman in history."

If Cindy Margolis can handle it, Susan Boyle should be able to.

Angelina Jolie was taken to the hospital today after getting hurt on the set of her new movie.

Angelina was shooting "Salt" on Long Island, when she bumped her head, getting some sort of nick in between her eyes. She bled a bit and was taken to the hospital.

Her manager tells us she was doing a stunt when the incident occurred. He says she is completely fine.

We just got a statement from the film's production company:

Fans and medical personnel sprung into action early this morning when rapper Tone Loc suddenly collapsed and lost consciousness in the middle of a concert in Florida.

Moments after complaining about the heat and humidity in Pensacola Beach, the "Wild Thing" singer suddenly went down so hard -- he busted open his elbow and bled all over his shirt.

According to the Pensacola News Journal, Tone was loaded into an ambulance and rushed to a nearby hospital. He was discharged early this morning.

Monk was driving north on La Brea Ave. in a black Prius. The other driver was driving east in a blue Ford Explorer.

A witness on the scene tells TMZ it didn't appear the driver of the SUV was injured. Both vehicles were towed away.

Cops say boxing legend Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter is in critical condition right now at an Arizona hospital, after a freak accident involving a treadmill cord almost took her life.

Paramedics were called to Tyson's Phoenix home at around 10:30 this morning when his 7-year-old son found the young girl hanging from a treadmill by its power cable, according to MyFoxPhoenix. Tyson was not home at the time.

The girl's mother took her off the cable and immediately started CPR.

Paramedics eventually arrived and took the girl to St. Joseph's Hospital and Medical Center, where cops say she remains on life support in "extremely critical condition." Tyson has since arrived to the hospital.