Beyonce: I Am ... Sasha Frisked
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Maybe she shouldn't have put a ring on it -- because this weekend at LAX, Beyonce kept setting off the metal detector and had to be pulled out of line for a little close contact wanding.
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Martin Sheen Attempts to Break Into Truck
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Martin Sheen tried to jimmy his way into a pick-up truck this weekend -- and it was all caught on video!
Despite his efforts, it was AAA that ultimately sealed the deal.
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Who Shot J.R. with a Shotgun?!
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Answer: The paps.
Larry Hagman, the dude who played J.R. Ewing on "Dallas," brought his shotgun to LAX -- but unlike Dennis Farina, this guy actually decided to let security know about it when he checked in.
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Paris Hilton -- A SARS is Born
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The good people of Tokyo finally figured a safe and intelligent way of interacting with Paris Hilton.
The heirmess stopped in front of a Subway to greet her fans and pick up some food. She loves those foot-longs!
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Flight 1549 -- The New Crash Video
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Shocking new CCTV video just released shows the moment US Airways Flight 1549 hit the Hudson, the plane still skidding to a stop in the river.
Almost immediately, passengers can be seen jumping from the aircraft into the water and onto the plane's wings -- the first rescue boat showed up three minutes later.
Thanks to the "heroic" maneuvering of Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, all 155 people aboard survived the crash.
It All Comes Crashing Down on Tom Cruise
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The hits keep coming for Tom Cruise -- but we aren't talking about his career.
Today in London, Tommy Boy fell victim to a rogue gate, which came barreling down on his van at Heathrow airport. It doesn't appear the Scientolostar -- or even the vehicle -- suffered any injuries. Praise Xenu!
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Tom Cruise Sucks ... Face
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes raised the terror level at a Berlin airport -- by goin' in for some awkward Scientololip-lockin', booty groping PDA. Video best enjoyed with eyes wide shut.
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Brad Pitt Grabs a Roadie Soadie
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The party was over, but Brad Pitt wasn't ready for closing time.
Though one hand was holding Angelina's as he left a European premiere for "Benjamin Button", his other firmly grabbed an open bottle of Krombacher, a German beer. No -- he wasn't driving.
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Wood Gets Older -- GFs Stay the Same Age
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Back in 1988, the chick with 61-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood wasn't even a twinkle in the rocker's eye -- because she's neither his daughter ... nor granddaughter ... as Wood explained, she's his 20-year-old GF.
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T.O. Compares Trade Rumors to Bear Feces
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"Does a bear sh*t in the woods?" If so, then Terrell Owens definitely was implying that he's sticking around the Dallas Cowboys for awhile.
Despite an ESPN report suggesting he's on the outs in Big D, the NFL's most loved/hated wide receiver offered a rhetorical response to a photog at the Sundance Film Festival this weekend when asked if he was going to stay in Dallas.
As T.O. continued to party hop around Park City -- with cup in hand -- another fan says, "Come back to the Cowboys, we need you." Owens' response: "I haven't left."
... yet.
Aniston's Pooch Saved By the Pap
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Jennifer Aniston's pup Norman got loose this weekend in Malibu -- but this story has an ending a little happier than "Marley & Me."
According to paps on the scene, Jen's Corgi-Terrier escaped from her home and almost got hit by a car. The paparazzi ended up rescuing the dog and taking it back to her house -- we're not sure if Aniston was home when it all went down.
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Fray Can Play but Can't Stay
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The band The Fray played Friday night for an Inauguration event in D.C. and it would have been even more memorable for them if they could have afforded to stay in an overpriced hotel. They couldn't, so they shacked up in their tour bus. For the record, it would have cost them $1,000 a night with a 4 night minimum at a hotel.
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Boy George's Family Cracks Outside Court
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After Boy George was sentenced to 15 months behind bars for chaining a male escort to a hook in his bedroom, his brother was a freakin' mess outside of the London courthouse today -- and it appears Georgie isn't the only one in the family with a crack problem.
At this point though, a little coin slot is the least of the brood's worries.
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George Clooney Holds a Rubber Nipple Grudge
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We all know "Batman & Robin," with all it's rubber nipples and codpiece close-ups, sucked -- but it's been almost 12 years. Clooney should probably let it go.
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Tony Makes Jessica Beg For It
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Tony Romo has finally done what some Cowboys fans think he should have done months ago -- shut Jessica Simpson out.
In a move that makes him cooler than he gets credit for, Romo locked Jess out of the car, leaving her stranded with a band of snap-happy pappers.
Though most would have just left her there, Tony eventually opened up.
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How the Hell Did He Land Her?
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Shockingly -- the celebrity in this video isn't the smoking hot, teeny-bikini wearing hardbody ... but she sure as hell got our attention.
The other person in the clip is comedian David Walliams from the show "Little Britain." Somehow, cross-dressing plus fame equals the ability to pull chicks normally wayyyy out of your league!
Computer says no!