Pets

The canine with the crazy coif from "Greatest American Dog" got the star treatment at The Grove shopping mall in L.A. this weekend. The finale hasn't aired yet, but if he wins, the pooch could make a big dent in that $250,000 prize money shopping there.

There's a new pup making a splash on bathroom blogs around the world.

Martha Stewart's French Bulldog, Sharkey, made water on the carpet recently. But there's a good thing to be found in every bad one. In Martha's world, a urine stain becomes a carpet cleaner marketing opportunity.

Look at those eyes -- Martha may not have him house broken, but she has broken his spirit.

His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.

Although Jess may be good with dogs, so far Ashlee is the only breeder in the Simpson fam.

The verdict is in -- Bev Hills jurors have ruled Dane's beast, Beast, did indeed crap all over the place and his landlord can now officially evict him.

Jurors ruled the dog did the deed, and it constituted a nuisance.

A jury is about to decide if Dane Cook lets his dog s**t where he lives.

Cook's landlord is in court trying to evict him because his chihuahua mix -- named Beast -- had been pooping with abandon in the common areas of the building.

Dane still lives in the West Hollywood apartment. Sources say he was warned three times to pick up after Beast, but the dog still allegedly uses the common area as his own craperia. We're told the landlord has video of the B.M.

The landlord's lawyer tells us the only problem they have with Dane is the dog. We're hearing that it was Dane who pushed for this jury trial -- not the building.

Dane is in court right now, ready for what could be the first "not my poop" defense.

Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.

Two weaves are not necessarily better than one!

Moe the chimp has escaped -- and his owners need to find him STAT! Apparently the crafty simian figured out how to open his cage late last week and wandered to several homes around Devore, Calif. before disappearing into the wilderness.

Moe is owned by St. James and LaDonna Davis. In 2005, while they were visiting Moe at an animal refuge, two other chimps brutally attacked St. James, nearly biting off his face and genitals. Moe has no experience in the wild, so the Davises are holding a press conference with attorney Gloria Allred to ask for the public's help.

We'll be live streaming at 2:00 PM PT. Check back -- and help find Moe!

Lisa Wilson filed suit yesterday in Brooklyn Federal Court, alleging that Floyd -- a guard dog -- "lunged" at her when she walked past him during the 2006 flight, making her go ass-over-elbow and giving her such debilitating back pain that she had to have serious surgery.