Cruci-fix Your Damn Cover
Catholics are raising holy hell over Playboy's decision to put a naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Mexican edition.
The President of the Catholic League tells TMZ: "Playboy's juxtaposition of the sacred with the profane is a game that many have played, but to exploit Catholicism and insult Latinos in the same breath is novel. The December cover of its Mexican edition demonstrates once again that when it comes to good taste, Playboy remains quintessentially virginal."
We're told Playboy is getting flooded with calls from fathers, sons and holy ghosts.
Aubrey O'Face -- Danity Reject Bares All
Aubrey O'Day has gone from wearing skankerrific clothes to get attention ... to not wearing clothes at all to get attention.
TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.
We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.
Ho-phie's Choice -- Playmate's Incision Decision
It might seem obvious -- but when Holly Madison was asked which one of her men is the better lover, she was forced to choose between the douche bag paying for her dinner -- or the old bag who signs her checks.
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Paris BFF Corrie's Soft-Core Past
And you thought Corrie Loftin -- the resident vixen on Paris Hilton's "My New BFF" -- was a bad girl on "Girls Gone Wild." It gets much, much badder, believe us.
We've uncovered some snaps she did back in 2005 for Playboy. She went by Devin Lexen in this naughty naughty photo spread; we think Paris would approve.
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Holly & Criss Love at First Bite
Holly wouldn't say if she's seen his "magic wand" yet, but it looks like Criss Angel gave Ms. Madison something she probably wishes he could make magically disappear -- a hickey!
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Sorry Criss -- No One "Believes"
Master of delusion Criss Angel is stepping out with his new lady friend -- Holly Madison.
The pair is finally showing everyone the rumors are true, by being nauseatingly affectionate at Angel's opening of his widely panned, not-so-magical show "Criss Angel Believe."
Previously linked to the coat tails of such celebs as Britney and Cameron Diaz, Angel says of Madison, "I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person inside and out."
Wonder if he can make them both poof into thin air ... forever.
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Holly Madison Does Pam Anderson
Those Playboy Playmates are so interchangeable!
Looking hotter than ever, Holly Madison went as a '90s "Baywatch" era Pam Anderson at a Halloween bash in Vegas.
It's amazing what not marrying Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon can do for a gal.
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Kendra: Sexy Bloody Mess
Kendra Wilkinson partied it up at Mariah Carey's Halloween Eve party at Marquee in NYC, looking like a sexy chick that was dragged across the concrete and kicked out of the Playboy mansion.
Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?!
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Hef Ain't Nothing But a Horn Dog
The concept of a live-in ex girlfriend may sound as implausible as Clay Aiken impregnating a woman -- oh, wait -- but deviled Hugh Hefner and Holly "Elvis with breasts" Madison seem to be getting along just fine.
Hef, Holly and the other girl next door, Bridget, shared the same air at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party this weekend.
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Holly Goes from Hef's #1 to #1 Bitch
Now that she's no longer schtupping the boss, Holly Madison's been forced to complete an even more demeaning physical challenge -- hauling 30 pumpkins back to the Mansion for Hef's new girls.
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Holly Still Plays House with Hef
Usually when couples that live together break up, one person throws the others' crap out the window and tells them to go to hell. Not in the Hefner household.
Hef and Holly have broken up -- so they say -- but Holly told us she still calls the mansion her home. Interesting.
Madison also cleared up those pesky Criss Angel rumors, and what she thinks of Hugh's evil twins.
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Hef's Twins Get Even More Trashy
Hugh Hefner's law-breaking 19-year-old Playboy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, did some retail damage (with Hef's credit card no doubt) at an L.A. store named after their own skanky hearts -- Trashy Lingerie.
Shop 'til you pop another chick in the head with a beer bottle.
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Wasted Kendra -- a Flash of Desperation
Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night.
Yeah, this works.
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Hef: Three Way is the Only Way
Don't let the age fool you, in a video on Playboy.com, Hugh Hefner has declared that his new twin girlfriends will never be able to satisfy his voracious 82-year-old sexual appetite -- at least not without the aid of another woman. This guy's an animal.
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Playmate Launches Pregnant Wrestling Federation
Nikki Ziering weighs a healthy 120 lbs, so a few shots to the stomach during a reality wrestling match wouldn't be that dangerous -- except that she's pregnant.
The Playboy model made the formal announcement this week -- but we now know that bun was in the oven during her stint on "Hulk Hogan Celebrity Championship Wrestling."
Some of the gut-busting moves on the show -- kick to the midsection, shoulder tackle, hip toss, and turnbuckle hit. She won't learn those moves in Lamaze.
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Hef's Evil Twins Leave Their Mark
It's said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun -- but when it comes to Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it's also double the ass whooping.
These photos show the damage caused by the Shannons after they allegedly beat the hot sauce out of their Wing House co-worker, Erica Civello, at a Fla. house party back in January. According to Erica's father, the cut on the side of her head came from a viscous attack with a beer bottle compliments of Kristina.
Erica suffered a concussion during the attack. The twins were arrested for felony aggravated battery, but only received probation and were ordered to pay fines.