Johnny Depp's Ex Vanessa Paradis The Black Break-Up Bikini

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Two months after announcing the end of her relationship with Johnny Depp, French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis soaked her sexy bones in a black bikini while vacationing in Corsica the other day.

In June, Vanessa and Johnny split up after 14 years -- and having two children -- together.

The 39-year-old can definitely stomach being single.

Mel B's Hubby Checkin' the Oil

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Here's Mel B's husband applying tanning lotion to his wife's hot ass in Australia this week ... because her hands were full ... with their child.

Sometimes, being married to a Spice Girl IS all it's cracked up to be.

Michael Phelps' GF The Gold-Winning Bikini

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While Michael Phelps is off hanging out in a mankini with his guys pals in the Maldives, his gorgeous reported girlfriend Megan Rossee was frolicking in a sexy gold bikini at the beach in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Phelps really is the greatest.

Andrea Bocelli's Speedo Vacation If Phelps Can Do It ...

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Doing his best Michael Phelps impersonation, opera singer Andrea Bocelli went for the gold and put his God given talents on display in a blue skimpy one piece mankini on a yacht in Italy on Wednesday.

It takes balls to pull off this look.

Sir Elton John Cracked Out on a Boat!

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Music legend Elton John bottomed out on a yacht in St. Tropez on Monday ... by flashing his lily-white ass to some unsuspecting peeps on a neighboring boat.

While goofing around on vacation with husband David Furnish and other pals, the Grammy winner dropped trou and exposed his 65-year-old backside to another boat ... which reportedly belongs to actor Michael Caine.

No word if any of the victims are pressing charges.

Don't let the sun go down on me ... or, in this case, the moon.

Matthew McConaughey & Wife Still Stomaching Each Other

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Despite being married, Matthew McConaughey has gone back to his old ways ... and went shirtless to show off his shredded ripped chest in Ibiza, Spain this weekend.

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

Kim Kardashian Rear Ended on the Beach!

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Kim Kardashian could barely keep herself contained, as her ginormous ridiculous ass nearly spilled out of her sexy one piece black bathing suit in a beach pic she tweeted yesterday.

Kanye West's "perfect bitch" really is the most bootyful woman in the world.

Michael Phelps Competes in the 5xBanana Hammock Relay

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Michael Phelps really meant it when he decided to go on a guys only vacation to the Maldives ... and TMZ has the bro-tastic pics to prove it.

As TMZ first reported, Phelps opted to skip traveling with his super hot new girlfriend, Megan Rossee, and instead traveled to the notoriously expensive island destination with his best boys.

Our source described the trip as "a relaxing bro getaway" that featured a lot of lounging, boating and (of course) drinking.

And he still has this to come home to. Good life.

Gwen Stefani's Ass HELLA GOOD

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Gwen Stefani is a 42-year-old mother of two -- but that didn't stop her from looking 20 years younger on the beach in Miami this weekend ... in a sexy tiger print bikini.

Don't speak. We know just what you're thinking.

Paris Hilton Bikini PDA with NEW Mystery Man

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Stop us if you've heard this one before ... Paris Hilton's hookin' up with a new guy ... and it was all caught on film.

Paris and her new flavor of the month got pretty hands on with each other during a trip to the beach this weekend in France ... rubbing on each other ... and splashing around in the ocean.

Sources tell us ... the mystery man is a "successful businessman from Europe" ... and he and Paris have been friends for years.

We haven't seen Paris this enamored with a man since Cy Waits ... or Nick Carter ... or Stavros Niarchos ... or ...well, you get the point.

Claudia Romani Turns the Other Cheek

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Italian model and babe professionale Claudia Romani really explored her animal instincts yesterday in Miami -- flaunting her Mediterranean assets on the beach ... in a smoking hot leopard print bikini.

Now that's one spicy meat-a-ball!

'Vampire Diaries' Star High & Waisted on Beach

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"Vampire Diaries" resident good witch Kat Graham cast a spell on the beach in a chic yellow high waisted bikini while with her buff shirtless boyfriend Cottrell Guidry in L.A. on Tuesday.

Looking as hot as they do doesn't suck.

Melanie Griffith Ready for Her Bikini Close-Up

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While snapping pics on the beach, Melanie Griffith flashed her soft porcelain lady curves in a tasteful black bikini in Hawaii on Tuesday.

The 54-year-old mother of three is camera ready from every angle.

Kate Major Does a Bikini Bump ... with a Belly Full of Lohan

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Looking like Tara Reid, Michael Lohan's baby momma-to-be Kate Major showed off her growing pierced baby bump by rockin' a maternity bikini at the beach in L.A. on Wednesday.

Lindsay's future sibling's mama is in the first trimester of her pregnancy.

It seems Dina won't be the only mutha in the Lohan fam for long.

Jeff Goldblum A Bootyful Beach Day with Much Younger GF

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Jeff Goldblum is living the dream and holding on to the dog days of summer ... and to his much younger girlfriend's ass.

While vacationing in St. Barts on Wednesday, the 59-year-old shirtless stud enjoyed a very hands-on day in the sun with his bikini-clad 29-year-old piece Emilie Livingston.

When you're a mac daddy like Goldblum, life really is a day at the beach.