The Hills

We got our hands on a flyer sent around the Pasadena neighborhood where they will be tying the knot. The flyer asks residents to sign a petition, allowing the Heidi and Spencer crew to shut down some of the streets and sidewalks for "an untitled reality TV project" -- otherwise called the wedding. BTW -- the person who is listed as the line producer produces "The Hills." Why so misleading, Speidi?

Now here's the best part: They want No Parking signs on a strategic street "to discourage paparazzi from parking and hiding out in their cars" -- they say for safety reasons. Excuse us, but isn't this the couple that courts hordes of paparazzi to follow them on every street in Hollywood? Could it be they want to restrict paparazzi because it's more lucrative for them if the pappers don't get the shot? We are such cynics.

And the final sweet touch -- in making the request to the neighbors, they say they will be filming "interior and exterior dialogue" at the church. For normal people, those are called wedding vows.

LC just became infinitely more hot to 13-year-old boys and 85-year-old men.

We've learned that's exactly what they did. It's under seal, but it's real. And they're getting hitched a week from Saturday.

All invited guests will receive 10 copies of Heidi's latest single ... this part we're guessing, but it's a safe bet.

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The people behind "The Hills" are in a legal war over the live season finale -- accused of being even trashier than the people on the show.

The guy who owns the Beverly Hills mansion where MTV shot the "Live from the Hills Season Finale" claims when he rented the place out for the show in 2008, he was promised it would be returned in "the same condition." What he got back, he claims, was a disaster area.

According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Igor Greenberg claims MTV and New Productions Inc. "caused extensive damage to the property in at least the amount of $158,250.07" -- and he wants them to fork over the cash.

The video, which Audrina posted on her site, shows the two alleged burglars (one guy, one girl) working out how to get inside her pad ... while standing directly in front of multiple cameras that capture pretty decent shots of their faces.

Great security cams, Audrina -- but a locked door would have helped.

LC's two-story, 3,000 sq. ft. "Hills" home in West Hollywood is now available for rent. It boasts 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath, swimming pool, an Audrina Patridge-less guest house and two fireplaces full of old scripts.

Turns out Heidi isn't the bitch in the "relationship" after all.

Along with images of iconic celebs like George Clooney and Brad Pitt, the walls of Wolfgang Puck's Beverly Hills restaurant CUT feature the image of President Barack Obama and -- believe it or not -- everyone's favorite douchebag couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For the record, the Speidi pics are the closest to Barack's pic.

We asked her how it's possible she has no black friends -- No LC, it wasn't a trick question.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want us to believe they really are married – but no one is ever going to see their marriage license. Because that's just how discreet they are.

The legality of the Speidi nuptials are being questioned because a judge that supposedly married them at L.A. Superior Court doesn't actually sit on the bench there and civil marriages aren't done in courtrooms anyway. Spence tells Us they "checked the confidentiality box" so no proof of marriage license.