The Kardashians

But it's not what you think -- we're told Kim was just helping Reggie out by calling AAA, because his truck simply needed its brakes checked and windows tinted.

Money... it keeps you from having to do silly things like driving an expensive car to the shop yourself.

Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is "taking legal action" against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show which the smut peeps creatively titled, "Keeping it Up For the KardASSians."

We're also told the people at E! Entertainment are also considering their legal options -- it might be because the signature "whistly theme song" in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

FYI -- Kim also took legal action when the porno that she actually starred in came out back in 2007 -- but nothing ever came of that ... so to speak.

Joe's 19, Kevin's 21 ... Nick's only 16.

That's what Reggie Bush did outside My House (the club), and Kim's skill behind the wheel was debatable, at best.

The car alarm sounded when Kim got in the driver's seat. Warning sign? We're just sayin'.

Kourtney Kardashian was an unwilling accomplice as fresh-from-house arrest Joe mocked the alleged assault that left Rihanna with contusions, swollen eyes, cut lip and a bloody nose.

One club-goer didn't think it was a joke and almost smacked Joe back. If only ...

The 31-year-old sandwich man hit up Kim Kardashian & fellow Subway pitchman Reggie Bush at a pre-Super Bowl party and rolled into the event with one of the biggest posses of the night -- nine peeps total.

Who needs a Super Bowl ring, when you got a footlong!

Bush, who is recovering from microfracture surgery on his left knee, may want to let this one slide.

If you were to administer a shot of antibiotics to Kim Kardashian, where would you stick the needle?

A spy tells us Kim K. took one in the butt -- a shot of antibiotics, that is -- because she came down with strep throat last week and was in danger of missing her NYE hosting gig at a Vegas nightclub. A doctor showed up to her suite NYE morning and gave her the antibiotics.

The Hidden Hills home of Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner – yes the very house where all those priceless family moments were shot -- is up for grabs for a paltry $3.395 mil.

Kooky Courtney Love took to her MySpace blog to trash Robert Kardashian -- and now the whole family is hella pissed!

C. Love accused the Kardashian bro of a hate crime -- saying he attacked one of her employees and repeatedly called him a faggot. Courtney says she tried reporting the incident to cops, but they brushed her off. If she was as incoherent in person as she is online, it's not really that startling.

The Kardashian family is none-too-pleased. A rep for the fam tells us, "We are so saddened to hear that someone is blogging this insanity on Christmas Eve. Everything this apparently unstable person writes is obviously untrue and we will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys. Merry Christmas!"

Robert should praise Jebus Reggie Miller happened to walk by -- 'cause that was the only reason he got out of the most obscenely awkward sex conversation ever.

Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari were conveniently beachside before the VS crew on Friday -- when they were asked to leave the real estate by security so the real models could get to work, according to the NY Daily News.

But the damage was done -- as you can see by the photo on the left.

Former reality show "star" Kristin Cavallari.

'Memba her!?

The ads, which are plastered all over MySpace, feature Kim's image surrounded by what appears to be actual testimony. Sources tell us Kim is furious because she never agreed to anything -- and now she's getting her lawyers involved.

We tried our best to track down who's behind the ad -- but for some crazy reason, we couldn't find anyone willing to take responsibility.