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"Real Housewives of Orange County" now has an ace in the hole -- an extremely hot, bisexual, Brazilian trainer named Fernanda Rocha who's sure to double male viewership of the show ... to 16.

To snip, or not to snip? That was the question posed to Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Mark Ballas ... by a woman on a mission. A mission that revealed waay too much ... in the TMZ newsroom.

Kim Kardashian's new rumored BF is an athlete ... again ... which means she's just about racked up enough sports stars to start her own franchise. Can't wait to see the team logo.

Tommy Lee is not down with SeaWorld using cow vaginas to extract killer whale sperm -- which is cool with SeaWorld since they deny doing it ... but an accusation that bizarre deserves a closer look.

Newly crowned WWE world champ The Miz has stormed into the newsroom to host today's "TMZ on TV" -- and it's already getting INTENSE!!

There's been much debate on whether Jake Gyllenhaal's penis makes a cameo in "Love & Other Drugs" -- so we asked his (Jake's) co-star, Josh Gad, to solve the mystery.

Mel Gibson may have his faults -- but after taking one look at him doting over baby Lucia, we were ready to declare him the bestest father in the world ... in multiple languages!!!

Oprah Winfrey learned a valuable lesson in Washington D.C. this weekend -- not everyone can afford the stuff on her "favorite things" list. Chill, broke shoppers ... O's got some ideas for you too.

Porn stars are getting slammed these days -- not by the economy, but by the Internet ... which means this could be the perfect time for Briana Banks to bust into a new line of work.

Justin Bieber recently drew a mustache on himself because, well, he can't grow one himself -- the only problem ... he chose the oh-so-boring pencil thin. It's okay, Biebs, TMZ's got you covered ...

Britney Spears finally broke her silence over those sketchy audio recordings -- but more importantly ... who knew you could Tweet in a southern accent??

Dean Cain answered a deep, dark, smelly question for us -- Why does Malibu ... home of movie stars and gnarly surf ... simply stink? And it ain't the fish.

Today's Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday -- but she already got her adulthood on with an A-list only birthday party ... and some dude sucking on her neck. Yeah ... they grow up so fast.

Matt Barr from "Hellcats" can't seem to keep his shirt on in public -- which should be okay since dude is fully ripped ... but some people just ain't buying his explanation for dropping his tops.

Eva Longoria has memories of Tony Parker tattooed all over her body -- including one in a naughty place -- and the only solution is gonna hurt like hell ... especially for that hidden tat.

The debate over Michael Jackson's new song "Breaking News" got really heated -- and really weird -- in the TMZ newsroom when someone threw on a glove ... minus the glitter.