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Joanna Krupa ... in a tiny bikini ... frolicking on the beach. We'd suggest watching on mute -- but then you'd miss the high notes.

Eden 38DD -- a former lady of the night on HBO's "Cathouse" -- recently decided to pack on a few dozen pounds so she could star in big girl porn. That's how she rolls.

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating rumors have been swirling -- but TMZ now has cold, hard, irrefutable proof ... that they had lunch together, and that ScarJo's foot really likes Sean's lap.

Heather Mills' ex-rep claims the former model tried to rig "The Apprentice" and bad mouthed Paul McCartney -- but we've got the perfect musical response to Heather. You're welcome, Paul.

Michelle Rodriguez covered every topic imaginable -- and several unimaginable ones -- while sitting at a red light on Oscar night. It's every bit as RIDICULOUS as it sounds.

Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner's innocent comment about cookie dough ... naturally turned into a story about THE FUNNEST EXECUTION EVER! Cookie dough, dude ... it's killer.

Vanna White loves all letters equally -- at least that's what she WANTS US TO BELIEVE.

Estonian director Tamel Toom -- whose short film is nominated for an Academy Award -- really has an eye -- and stomach -- for a good shot.

20-year-old Daytona 500 winner Trevor Bayne is more than a man who makes awesome left turns -- he's also the kind of guy who helps out orphans! Someone get Trev a cold beer ... oh wait.

Cee Lo Green's career as a paparazzo was brief, but brilliant ... since he managed to get a great shot of one of the biggest stars on the planet ... Brad Pitt. What CAN'T this guy do?

Kim Kardashian is in talks to star in the new John Gotti flick with John Travolta ... proving it's just a matter of time before that butt conquers all of Hollywood.

S.I. cover model Irina Shayk must've left her Lady Bic in Russia ... because her legs are hairier than her BF Cristiano Ronaldo's ENTIRE BODY! Not that anyone's kicking her out of bed for it...

Who really thought of the idea for Blake Griffin's car-jumping dunk? A basketball legend? A fan? Or Blake himself? And most importantly ... Blake can only afford a Kia? Cheap-ass Clippers.

February 21, 2011 will forever be known as THE DAY JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR. Life as we know it will NEVER be the same. Never. Ever, ever.

Justin Bieber's dad wasn't bothered a bit by the sight of Justin getting shredded by bullets on "CSI" -- which means he has a cold heart -- or maybe he just knows a fake TV shooting when he sees it.

"How I Met Your Mother" actress Alyson Hannigan's trip to an L.A. petting zoo raised an important question ... are animals any less delicious if you spend quality time with them?