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Need some motivation to risk your life scaling a building? Meet the Victoria's Secret model we found at a mall, and promptly dubbed ... Black Rapunzel! Watch, you'll understand.

For some reason Michael Bay invited one of our camera guys to hang with him while he edits his new blockbuster movie! Awesome, right? Yeah ... we're worried about Michael too.

No doubt Dennis Rodman knows how to rebound -- but heading to Vatican City to meet the new Pope might not be the smartest follow-up to his North Korean trip. Cardinals ... you've been warned.

Internet sensation Grumpy Cat got swarmed at the South by Southwest festival, and to prove just how big a star she's become -- she peed all over a certain human celeb we all know!

Justin Timberlake served up his big comeback to Kanye West's diss of his new song -- and it did not disappoint ... anyone who thinks JT's too soft to battle a rapper.

Good thing Jennifer Lopez is super rich ... 'cause she's learning the hard way -- a prep school education in L.A. costs a friggin' fortune ... and she's gotta spring for TWINS.

Adele is UNDER ATTACK ... getting blasted with fat jokes by a major celebrity looking to pick a fight ... and it was all caught on tape.

So who's the person hurling all the hatred?? It's Joan Rivers ... DUH ... didn't you read the headline?

There's something or someone hidden in this pic of Kourtney Kardashian -- but this is a tough one. Ya might wanna just give up ... or watch the clip for the answer.

Charlize Theron and her cute little son Jackson took a trip to the barbershop -- reminding us that more and more Hollywood parents require lessons in, umm ... ethnic hair care.

Dave Matthews Band violinist Boyd Tinsley rocked Grand Central Station with an impromptu, rush-hour jam session -- so the question ... would you miss work to stop and watch him shred?

Leonardo DiCaprio's gorgeous face is an enigma -- there's little proof it actually exists outside of movies because it's so rarely seen in its natural habitat ... UNTIL NOW. Behold!!!

"Destiny's Child" singer Kelly Rowland's never faced a more difficult choice! Babies or puppies -- which takes the crown of cuteness??? It's about to get all adorable up in this piece.

Marc Anthony's new GF Chloe Green is the daughter of UK billionaire Sir Philip Green -- which is awesome for Chloe and Marc, but not so awesome to one fashion-obsessed shopper.

Not to worry ... one good sale, and she'll get over it.

Steven Tyler has us baffled ... not by the fact he claims to have dropped $6 mil on nose candy -- but by the strangely awesome numerical riddle he laid on our camera guy! Math just ain't our thing.

Daytona 500 winner Jimmie Johnson dumped some major intel on us about NASCAR drivers' bodily functions during a race -- and our reaction was totally juvenile mature!

Waka Flocka Flame made like Santa Claus when we caught him at the airport -- that is, if Santa could afford a Rolls-Royce, and carried huge bags of cash ... instead of stupid toys.