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Some kid put his picture on Kylie Jenner's car and asked her to follow him on Instagram -- and next thing ya know, the guy is a social media star! Is that all it takes these days?

Photobombing a Kardashian/Jenner is a ton cheaper than college!

Oprah flew all the way to Italy to search for the world’s most expensive, and perhaps over hyped fungus -- yes, we're talking white truffles! Go ahead and lose your mind, everyone.

Important side issue: What the hell are white truffles?

If you don't know (you're not alone) ... watch this for a quick lesson -- and also to see Oprah’s ass.

Beyoncé went out in London showing off her perfect face, perfect body, perfect marriage -- and then she messed it all up by bringing her hair too.

Umm ... someone stole/destroyed Bey's bangs, and the world is demanding 'em back. NOW!

Nick Cannon is all heart broken over his divorce from Mariah Carey -- and by heart broken we mean partying his face off in Vegas. He celebrated his birthday by nearly getting overwhelmed by a pack of snow bunnies. Watch ... it will make sense.

See, divorce is hard for Nick … not to like.

NBC's leading Ebola reporter Dr. Nancy Snyderman blamed her crew more than herself for violating a quarantine after they were potentially exposed to the virus. Yeah, she kinda threw 'em under the bus.

But her co-worker Matt Lauer was willing to call it like it is -- and Nance ... ya done messed up!

Little things like an Ebola outbreak and a quarantine weren't gonna stop NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman from hitting up her favorite restaurant. Sure, there was a small chance other people could potentially be exposed to the virus ...

But the soup is REALLY good, guys!

Jay Z and Beyonce love fine art ... they just hate the huge crowds that usually come along with it -- which is why they rented out the entire Louvre museum for themselves and Blue Ivy.

Sure, they got up close with the Mona Lisa, but c'mon ... that chick is way overrated!

Up for some waterboarding … maybe a few buzz saws in your face, and a live burial? Well, then you're the twisted type who will love the new Halloween trend in haunted houses.

Warning: You will NOT see Ray Romano inside one of these houses! He's totally chicken, or as we might put it ... smart.

DJ Quik had a supernatural encounter with Tupac ... in a studio that's supposedly haunted by '70s soft rocker Karen Carpenter! Which means phantom 'Pac is totally boning ghost KC! Right?

C'mon ... you know poltergeists are so horned up.

We all agree “Real Husbands of Hollywood” star Boris Kodjoe is the most beautiful man on Earth -- because we have eyes -- but for some reason he can't get on board.

The only thing Boris will cop to is some crap about "beauty on the inside” ... blah, blah, blah ... we can't hear what he's saying over his freakin' perfection.

Some guy in Paris dared to ask Jay Z ... who are you -- and H to the Izzo got P to the Issed off outside the Louvre. But we can't figure out why. There are several "Jigga what" theories ... which reminds us of that super popular Japanese film you've seen over and over.

Kidding. It's totally obscure, but still ... enjoy the theories!

Baby North West has a couple of interesting toys -- doll versions of her famous parents -- and they are the spitting image of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, right down to her hips.

Katy Perry tried to make a love connection with University of Oklahoma QB Trevor Knight -- but got flagged on the play. Sorry, KP ... turns out Trevor already has a hot, brilliant girlfriend.

But if Katie's dead set on hooking a Knight -- she can still run an option play with Trevor's older bro!

Nick Simmons -- Gene's son -- just won the relationship rebound lottery, because this thing with Amber Rose looks like the real deal!

If the bumping and grinding at Nick Cannon's birthday party didn't convince us -- the finger sucking did. Way to go Nick!

Nik Wallenda survived walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon ... so, it totally makes sense he would try it 650 feet up, between two Chicago skyscrapers! BLINDFOLDED. Why try this In the Windy city??? Nik says it's just in his blood.

We'll just try to forget that ole great grandad Wallenda's "mistake" is also in his blood. Yikes.

One 'Walking Dead' fan might have crossed a line by inventing a hamburger that supposedly tastes like human flesh! Might have. It's like ... before you pass judgment ... let's see what Norman Reedus and co. think of the idea.

And while we're on the subject -- someone in our newsroom looks tasty. Medium rare please.