Elon Musk Don't Think About Past Wrongs, Germans ... Leave the Guilt Behind!!!

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Elon Musk's telling the people of Germany to move on from their country's past mistakes and embrace their culture with open arms ... and, many online are drawing more connections to the Third Reich.

The tech entrepreneur made a surprise speech to the Alternative for Germany party -- also known as (AfD), a far-right political party -- Saturday ... and, he talked a lot about preserving and finding pride in German culture.

Listen to the speech for all of it ... but, his basic point is that Germans shouldn't feel bad for being proud of their ethnicity, their culture and their country's shared value system.

Aryna Sabalenka Game, Set, Match on This Racket ... Smashes It to Bits After Heartbreaking Loss

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Aryna Sabalenka won't win her third Australian Open in a row ... and, while she usually wins the break point, she reached her breaking point after the heartbreaking L -- taking it out on her trusty racket.

The Belarusian tennis standout was playing American Madison Keys in the final ... and, ended up losing the third set 7-5, dropping two out of three after battling back down 1-0 to force a tiebreaker.

After a hard-fought final point, Keys emerged victorious ... walking up to Sabalenka to hug -- which the superstar did politely, if a bit stony-faced.

Ice Penis Saga Canadian Circumcision ... Your Own Fault, Eh?!?

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Karma is a dish best-served cold, ice cold ... just ask the naughty patron at the center of the now-viral ice penis saga.

TMZ broke the story ... an unruly bar customer got intoxicated and argued with others at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada earlier this month, which resulted in the man getting pinned down by security guards on an icy sidewalk ... leaving his penis inadvertently stuck to ice on the ground and causing an impromptu circumcision, of sorts.

Now, in new video obtained by TMZ of the incident, it's apparent just how belligerent the patron was before his detainment and subsequent cold awakening.

H.S. Hooper Drops 102 In Game ... LeBron Wants Tape!!!

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A California high school basketball player gave new meaning to stuffing the stat sheet on Thursday ... scoring a whopping 102 POINTS in a game -- and the accomplishment got LeBron James' attention.

The unbelievable feat happened during Mesrobian High School's 119-25 win over Waverly High School .... when Nick Khatchikian went 48-60 from the field in just 22 minutes of action.

The young hooper had 40 points in the first, 79 by halftime and had his entire 102 with over two minutes left in the third ... when he was finally benched.

NFL's Terrion Arnold Tumbles Down Stairs ... Scary Fall Caught On Video!!!

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Terrion Arnold's crummy January got a whole lot worse on Thursday ... when he took a scary tumble down a flight of stairs at his house.

Just days after the Detroit Lions cornerback lost a massive playoff game to the Commanders, he nearly hurt himself while heading down some steps ... and the fall was all captured on one of his home's video cameras.

Arnold actually posted the footage to his social media page ... and you can see, just as he gets to the top stair, he slips, and then slides the whole way down to the bottom.

Canadian Bar This Weenie's Not Getting Roasted ... Man's Penis Sticks to Icy Sidewalk

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Getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole sounds painful, but it ain't got nothing on this guy ... 'cause a poor unfortunate soul got his whole penis put on ice, and we've got the pics to prove it!

TMZ has obtained exclusive photos from outside a bar in Alberta, Canada ... in which first responders are working to wrench a patron of the establishment off the sidewalk.

This one ain't for the faint of heart -- or crotch, for that matter ... the man's member is basically glued to the unforgiving ice, and, he's not coming off despite all the others pulling with all their might.

Mississippi Lawmaker Get Ready For Blue Balls, Men!!! Wants to Ban Masturbation

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Being an outlaw in Mississippi could be as simple as busting a nut, or at least that's what a state senator is proposing with a new law that effectively bans masturbation ... for men, anyway!

MS Sen. Bradford Blackmon even slapped a catchy name on his legislation -- the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" -- which aims to block men from spreading (or wasting) their seed unless they intend to make a baby. So, no playing five-on-one with yourself or any other forms of pleasure that end with you wasting those precious sailors.

The bill does have some exceptions, however ... especially in regard to activities related to baby-making endeavors, including sperm donation.

'Retirement House' TikTok Star Reatha Grey Dead at 75

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Actress Reatha Grey, famous for her work with the viral comedy group Retirement House, is dead.

Reatha's TikTok group announced her passing this week, though the cause of death is unclear.

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Retirement House is paying homage to Reatha in social media posts, including a video with footage of her bungee jumping, swimming, and dancing on the show ... all with Frank Sinatra's "My Way" playing in the background.

Barbershop Cow I'm Here For My Appointment ... Let's Get a Moooooove On!!!

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Stop us if you've heard this one before -- a cow walks into a barbershop ... and, while a ton of shocked patrons scram, the bovine beauty's ready for a fade!

Not exactly a great punchline ... but it is true, and it's all caught on "udderly" shocking video!

The wild moment went down earlier this week in Nanyang, a city in China's Henan Province ... when a cow ran in through the front door and caused quite a bit of mayhem, clearing the place out, and bumping a large piece of furniture holding the camera in the back capturing the scene.

McDonald's Not So Happy Meal ... Sparks Food Fight Between Customers & Staff

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McDonald's customers in the Netherlands are no longer "lovin'" the fast-food chain ... getting into a massive food fight with staffers after an order gone wrong.

Check it out ... all hell breaks loose in a McDonald's in Amsterdam after the Golden Arches crew messed up one customer's order yesterday ... prompting an angry patron to lunge at a Mickey D's employee and toss her beverage at the rest of the staff behind the counter.

Rather than grin and bear it, the McDonald's employees fought back ... responding by throwing various menu items in her direction -- including fries, burgers, and ice cream.

Angry Husband Dig This, Boss Bashes Wife's Manager With Shovel After She Complains

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A fuming husband really dug himself into a hole after his wife vented about her boss -- deciding the best handle on the situation was to whack the guy in the head with a shovel.

It’s all caught on camera -- a man strolls into Machado Supermarket in Sinop, Brazil, on Saturday, casually browses the shovels, picks his weapon of choice, and then ambushes the unsuspecting manager from behind with a vicious strike.

This wasn’t exactly a spur-of-the-moment decision. The guy strolled around with a shovel for a while, waited for the manager to get distracted on the phone, and then struck, swinging hard directly at the victim's head.

Melania Trump Goes Full Hamburglar at Inauguration!!!

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12:01 PM PT -- Kim Kardashian shared an IG Story of Melania’s inauguration outfit with no caption ... but given the SKIMS founder’s penchant for bold fashion choices, it’s safe to say she was all in on the Hamburglar vibes!

Melania Trump's Inauguration Day look is facing quite a bit of criticism online ... mainly thanks to the outfit's similarities to one fast food mascot.

Check it out ... the former First Lady, who is set to become FLOTUS again Monday afternoon, stepped out for husband Donald Trump's Inauguration in Washington D.C. in a navy trench coat, gloves, white top, and a navy-blue wide-brim hat with a white stripe ... an ensemble which looked an awfully lot like the Hamburglar's getup, according to the Internet.

Yes, online trolls are already roasting Melania for seemingly channeling the McDonald's character for her hubby's big day ... with many crediting Mrs. Trump's hat for really bringing the look home.

China Sewer Explosion Boy Blown Off His Feet ... Miraculously Survives

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Talk about a "holy s***" moment ... check out this insane video of a boy in China getting literally blown off his feet after a sewer explodes underneath him.

The wild footage was shot last Friday by a witness in China's Gansu Province, where you see the youngster walk up to a sewer opening and drop a firecracker inside.

Suddenly, the street detonates beneath his feet, sending him flying high into the air with all the debris. Soon, the kid comes crashing back down to earth on cement steps, causing him to suffer serious injuries.

Donald Trump You're Welcome For Saving TikTok ... Social Media Calls BS!!!

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Donald Trump's taking credit for keeping TikTok alive ... but, people online aren't buying it -- accusing the 47th POTUS and the social media app of a PR stunt.

Here's the deal ... Trump hopped onstage during his victory rally Sunday -- one of the many events celebrating his election victory over the weekend ahead of Monday's official inauguration.

During the speech, Trump talked TikTok ... mentioning how he used the app to win the 2024 election -- claiming it helped him win the youth vote. Trump did win over more voters in the 18-29 age bracket -- and, he even gained more votes from 18-29-year-old men than Kamala Harris.

Donald Trump Pulls Out Trump Dance During Victory Rally ... Sing It Village People!!!

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Donald Trump showed off his best dances moves at his victory rally Sunday ... pulling out his viral "Trump Dance" while the Village People belted "Y.M.C.A."

The rally just wrapped up minutes ago and, after Trump gave a wide-ranging speech about topics like TikTok, immigration and much more, he brought out the hit disco band to perform their most well-known song.

As we told you, the Village People planned to perform with Trump onstage ... and, they did just that -- singing the hit song and performing a well-oiled dance routine while the once and future president stood in the middle of the stage clapping his hands.

tiktok stars freaking out over ban ... Trump Issuing Order to Get App Back Up

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With TikTok now officially banned in the United States, millions of users -- including the platform’s biggest influencers are reeling. Many creators took to other social media platforms to share their reactions, mixing humor, frustration, and disbelief.

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Beauty influencer James Charles went on Instagram in dramatic fashion, admitting he was already feeling the loss saying, "I don’t know what to do! I’ve already opened and closed the app 6 times already just to keep getting the same warning message." He later confessed, "Now I’m rooting for Trump?! Ew! God, like Make America f**king Great again I guess. God!"

On Sunday, President-elect Donald Trump posted on his Truth Social account, "SAVE TIKTOK!" and said he will "issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order."

Entrepreneur and philanthropist Bethenny Frankel was on TikTok Live with Alix Earle and Spencer Pratt discussing the shut down ... literally as it happened.

Meanwhile, Alix later leaned into humor, posting on her own Instagram Story of herself lounging in bed with a glass of wine, writing, "Thank god for this wine right now. I wish this was a joke, but I sat here and laughed because I’m just sitting and sippin."

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TikTok superstar Charli D’Amelio also took the news in stride, sharing a cheeky video to Instagram saying, "Hey reels, how we doin?" The post, referencing Instagram’s alternative to TikTok.

As influencers scramble to adapt to the major shift, one thing is certain ... their creativity and humor will keep them thriving, even as the platform that launched their careers faces an uncertain future.