Kylie Jenner turned 17 and celebrated in true Kardashian style with a genital-themed cake, much older men, and guys offering her bottles of liquor.
Did we mention the dong cake? KJ's big sisters must be so proud.
The NYPD Has
Eyes on Her
8/11/2014 2:29 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian stepped out of her New York City apartment Monday afternoon with a slew of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of her ... including Officer Staresalot over here.
But really ... he's doing NOTHING wrong. In fact, he's supposed to be watching her ... and he is.
Kourtney K. & Scott Disick
Briefcase Full Of Cash STOLEN!!
8/11/2014 9:14 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A thief broke into Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's rented home in the Hamptons -- stealing a briefcase stuffed with CASH -- and sources close to the family tell TMZ they think it's an inside job because this is the third time the family has been hit.
Southampton Town Police say Scott reported a briefcase filled with $4,000 was pilfered from their bedroom ... sometime between July 1st and 4th.
According to cops ... nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry. Our Kardashian sources tell us ... Kourtney suspects the culprit is someone close to them.
The reason for her suspicion ... Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas ... after someone snatched $50K in cash.
And that theft came shortly after a $250K jewelry heist at Khloe's home. Law enforcement sources told us at the time they suspected those crimes were committed by someone on the crew of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- because they have access to the homes.
Booze and Adults Everywhere
8/11/2014 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kylie Jenner celebrated her 17th birthday this weekend with all sorts of friends, including 34-year-old rapper The Game ... everyone holding full bottles of liquor.
TMZ posted video Sunday of Kylie grabbing a bottle of tequila from 24-year-old Tyga. You don't see Kylie actually drink it ... but what 17-year-old turns down good booze?
Then there's the photo Wackstar posted on Instagram ... showing him, Justin Bieber (who's 20), The Game and Kylie all posing ... with Game and Bieber holding a bottle of liquor.
It's all a little strange.
Stopped by Cops
Busted by Brody!
8/11/2014 6:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce Jenner was busted by both the cops and his son Sunday night.
Bruce was driving on PCH in Malibu and doing a little quien es mas macho ... squealing his tires, and cops noticed. The squad cars lit up and Bruce was pulled over.
Turns out Brody Jenner was right behind and aimed his cell phone camera right at dad.
Cops told Bruce he had committed the crime of "Exhibition of Speed" -- aka showing off. They gave him a warning and let him go.
Brody Instagrammed, "Dad tried to show off!! Bahahaha."
Tyga Takes a Shot at Her
For 17th Birthday
8/10/2014 6:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rapper Tyga jumped the gun by 4 years Saturday night ... offering Kylie Jenner a shot of tequila for her 17th birthday.
You clearly hear Tyga offering booze to the teen. You can also see Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner.
They're not in the video ... but The Game and Chris Brown were also on hand.
For what it's worth ... you don't see Kylie drinking. But c'moooon!
Terrible Meth Face
Warns Tenn. Sheriff Dept.
8/7/2014 11:56 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Someone in the Bradley County Sheriff’s Office in Tennessee has just learned Photoshop ... mocking up a pic of Kim Kardashian as a meth head in a "scared straight" gallery.
The Drug Enforcement page on the Sheriff's website features a photo gallery showing the effects of meth use. Most of the "after" photos look like "Walking Dead" extras.
We rang up the good folks in Bradley County and they claim they had no idea Kim was part of the gallery. They say it was the brainchild of a volunteer who's no longer with them.
12:35 PM PT -- The sheriff's site has now been taken down and replaced with, "Under Construction."
Kim and Kanye
We're Buying $20 Million Estate
8/6/2014 1:13 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are buying a baller estate for mega-millions ... TMZ has learned.
Real estate sources tell us ... Kim and Kanye are in escrow for a 3 1/2 acre estate in Hidden Hills ... 5 minutes from Kris Jenner's house in Calabasas where they're currently living.
We're told K & K paid $20 million ... the house was listed for $21 mil.
It has 2 pools (one with a slide for North), 2 vineyards and a 1,050 square foot entertainment pavilion. Real estate people in the area call it "the jewel of Hidden Hills."
We're told Kim has been eyeing the home for months, telling people it's her dream home. And get this ... Kim and Kanye have been going back and forth to check out the house ... on Vespas from Kris' house to keep a low profile.
We're told escrow is set to close at the end of the month.
The estate was once owned by Lisa Marie Presley.
As we reported ... Kim and Kanye also plan to get into the house-flipping business.
Kim and Kanye
Happy 73rd (Day) Anniversary!!!
8/4/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have gotten over the Hump ... they've been married 73 days -- a day longer than her marriage to Kris Humphries.
As you know ... Kim filed for divorce from Humphries in October 2011 after 72 days -- then the couple bitterly battled in and out of court for 536 days before settling up.
Kanye swooped in 6 months after the breakup ... and roughly 2 years later they wed.
So, congrats Kim and Kanye.
And Kris ... well, nice tux.
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton
8/3/2014 7:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim posted the picture of their reunion on Instagram with the caption, "Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol"
The duo used to be besties. One of the most epic videos TMZ ever shot was when Paris took her new best friend Kim -- whom we had never seen before -- to Hyde back in 2005. They sauntered past Paris' enemy/former BFF Tara Reid ... who defeatedly watched from behind the velvet rope as the duo entered.
But Kim got famous -- even more famous than Paris -- and the relationship went in the dumper. In 2008, Paris bashed Kim during a radio interview saying her butt "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag."
Tara Reid ... there's still hope.
Styling and Profiling With Kim and Kanye
Orlando Bloom Denied!
8/2/2014 6:49 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It was bash for Givenchy fashion designer Riccardo Tisci ... also attended by Diddy, Jared Leto and Kate Moss.
Kanye even performed some of his songs -- including "Black Skinhead"
Bloom arrived once Bieber was already inside -- and according to Page Six J.B.'s people put the screws on organizers to keep Orlando out. The actor never got inside.
Mulls It Over
Today In Malibu
8/1/2014 5:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce Jenner's hair -- breathtaking.
Lamar Leaving Family ...
Real Reason for Rob's Woes
8/1/2014 8:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rob Kardashian's downhill spiral was triggered by Lamar Odom ... but we've learned it had nothing to do with Lamar's drug use ... it was all about fatherly abandonment.
Sources connected with the Kardashian family tell TMZ ... Rob was devastated when his dad -- famed O.J. lawyer Robert Kardashian -- died back in 2003. We're told he took it much harder than his siblings and never really got over it.
When Khloe married Lamar ... the bballer became a father figure to Rob. Sources close to Khloe tell us Rob thrived around Lamar, inspiring him to start a business and get in awesome shape. They became best friends, but Rob idolized him.
Khloe has said on the Kardashian's show, Rob's recent troubles were triggered by the dark things that happened in the house. But we're told it's not about drugs -- Lamar compartmentalized his drug use and mostly kept it out of the family home. We're told Khloe was referring to the arguments and breakdown of the marriage.
Our sources say when Lamar cut off the entire family and went radio silent ... Rob went into a tailspin because he felt abandoned by the only person who measured up to his dad. And that's when Rob got deep into lean and other drugs, which resulted in a dramatic weight gain.