For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

While temperatures have been hovering around the mid 80s ... we hear there is a scorching Brazilian front (and back) moving across the Caribbean island. 

Need some motivation to risk your life scaling a building? Meet the Victoria's Secret model we found at a mall, and promptly dubbed ... Black Rapunzel! Watch, you'll understand. 

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Miranda Kerr suffered injuries to her neck and back during a car wreck in L.A. on Monday ... this according to the model's rep.

Kerr was sporting a neck brace -- which she tried to cover with a scarf -- as she walked around L.A. Tuesday night ... after someone reportedly smashed into her car on an L.A. freeway.

Kerr's rep told Australia's 9 News, "She is in a lot of pain, but really we are just glad it was not more serious."

Neither Kerr's son Flynn nor her husband Orlando Bloom were in the car at the time of the crash -- but the rep says, "[Orlando is] taking very good care of her. He’s an amazing husband."

There are reports the other driver involved in the wreck was arrested for DUI -- but so far, we are unable to confirm those reports.

Story developing ...

TGIF bitches ... here's a pic of Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes basically getting completely naked in sunny St. Barts today. Absolutely nowhere near you.

Enjoy the cold weather, suckers.

Victoria's Secret supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Lais Ribeiro stripped down to their sexy lacy work uniforms of amazing bras and panties for another one of their typical ridiculously hot photo shoots in Miami this weekend.

For the good of all mankind, the gorgeous ladies did what they do best and poured all of their luscious golden lady bits into skimpy frilly lingerie -- and super high stiletto heels -- and struck some amazing poses.

Monday just got a little better.

Why it doesn't suck to be Adam Levine: Take a good look at his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend.

We sure as hell did. 

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Hate Instagram all you want -- but IT JUST BROUGHT YOU THIS PICTURE.

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel posted the photo on her account today, modeling a brand new bikini she got sent in the mail by a company called Frankies Bikinis.

Candice wrote, "Thank you @frankiesbikinis for the Gift!" 

Yes, thank you Frankies. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.

Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.

Face it, supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio are just like the rest of us -- because they buy toilet paper just like us, and maybe ... possibly even poop just like us! We know ... shocking.

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Hold the phone -- here's 25-year-old Victoria's Secret model Maryna Linchuk squeezing her smoking hot lady bits into a skimpy pink bikini yesterday in Miami.

We hear it's snowing somewhere right now.

Brazilian bombshell Alessandra Ambrosio proved she's back in supermodel shape by showing of her flat stomach in L.A. on Monday ... four months after giving birth to her second child on May 7th.

The 31-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel has a lot in common with 32-year-old new mom Jessica Simpson ... as Alessandra had her baby just six days after Jess, who gave birth on May 1st.

The gift of motherhood affects everyone differently.