The Situation and Michael Cohen at New York's FCI Otisville:
-- Hamburgers, french fries, baked potatoes, sliced onions, pickles and fruit
Sitch is 6 months into his 8-month sentence for tax evasion, so this could be his last holiday meal behind bars. Not so for Cohen. President Trump's former personal attorney is just 2 months into his 3-year sentence for tax fraud and campaign finance violations.
Suge Knight at San Diego's Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility:
-- Hot dogs, cheeseburgers, crinkle-cut fries, cucumber onion salad, watermelon and chocolate milk
Suge is serving a 28-year sentence after striking a plea deal last year in his murder case. Remember, he's been on the inside since 2015 ... so he knows the game by now. No fireworks.
Kodak Black at FDC Miami:
-- BBQ roast beef, sliced beef sausage, hamburger buns, baked beans, mac and cheese, potato salad, sliced onions, sliced pickles and cheesecake
The feds are keeping Kodak locked up until he goes on trial in September for lying on federal gun applications.