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Brooke Burke hit a real sticking point on her vacation today in St. Barts -- emerging from the warm Caribbean waters in her painted-on teal bikini.

Oscar winner Sandra Bullock showed a more menacing side as she went shopping in Austin on Friday, looking like Linda Hamilton in "Terminator 2: Judgment Day."

Just because you're America's sweetheart doesn't mean you can't kick some ass.

Looking like that chick that bought the Spelling mansion, a tan and sexy Lady Gaga shocked fans by wearing a simple dress with no bells, whistles or meat attached in L.A. on Thursday.

The stock market crashes, riots in London and Lady Gaga dresses normal ... what is this world coming to?

Not content with his own image anymore, adult contemporary singer John Mayer did his best Johnny Depp impersonation as he left a medical building in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

After performing together at the Cleveland stop of their tour on Wednesday, former teen pop queens Tiffany, 39, and Debbie Gibson, 40, posed together like it was still 1988.

Olympic speed skating hunk Apolo Ohno showed off his golden muscles on a topless run through Brentwood on Wednesday.

There's a good reason Master P's son Romeo dropped the Lil' in his name ... the dude is jacked!

Romeo, now 21, showed off his pumped up pecs and biceps (left) while out cruisin' around shirtless in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Looking like the hottest American Gladiator ever, AnnaLynne McCord rocked elbow and knee pads with her green bikini to shoot some sort of ridiculous sexy jousting scene on "90210" in L.A. yesterday.

Looking like a homeless hipster longshoreman, Nicolas Cage hit up an ATM for some cash while in Glastonbury, England on Wednesday.

Gerard Butler is on his way to getting that "300" body back.

The 41-year-old flashed his shredded torso while in the locker room of the Celtic soccer team in Glasgow on Tuesday.

As if Gerard needed any more help scoring with the ladies.

David Beckham & Cristiano Ronaldo be damned ... because Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi has been called the best soccer player in the world ... and he just may have the best body too.

The 24-year-old FC Barcelona star showed off his toned, hairless physique -- and his tan line -- while on a yacht in Ibiza on Tuesday.

Kobe Bryant sent a strong message to the Lakers last week -- showing the team he isn't being reckless with his body during the NBA lockout ... by treating himself to a FABULOUS mani/pedi.

The injury-riddled superstar -- who's considering playing pro basketball in either Turkey or China this upcoming season -- rolled over to the Happy Nails salon in Newport Beach on August 2 ... where he got some serious attention on his shooting hand.

Kobe appeared to be real pleased with the final product ... admiring the ladies' handiwork from behind his over-sized sunglasses.

How cuticle.

Madeleine Stowe may be the last of the Mohicans as far as aging gracefully goes.

Here's the 28-year-old back in 1987 (left) -- and 24 years later, the 52-year-old at an event in L.A. this weekend (right).

Here's supermodel Adriana Lima at an event in NYC recently (left) -- and "Step Up" star Jenna Dewan last year (right).

Both are 30-years old.

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio stripped off her pesky life vest to reveal her sexy, taut bikini body in Maui on Monday.

With her smokin' hot physique, the 30-year-old can resuscitate anyone.

"The Departed" co-stars Mark Wahlberg, 40, and Leonardo DiCaprio, 36, reunited at an event in Hollywood on Thursday.

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