David Beckham -- Topless Thinker
As David Beckham marveled at the mysterious ink-filled contraption in his hand -- the rest of the people in the stadium were marveling at his shirtless, tatted-up physique.
The $250 million dollar player -- who is MLS playoff-bound for the first time since signing his massive contract in 2007 -- should really be thinking about shaving that wonky beard off his mug. Why hide the face of the franchise?
David Beckham -- Get Bucked Up!
David Beckham didn't grab the mechanical bull by the horns -- but dude definitely appreciated the busty, jiggling ladies who did last night at the Saddle Ranch.
Some guys just like to watch.
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Spice Girls, Now with a Little Less Posh
Ginger, Scary, Sporty and Baby Spice reunited for dinner in London on Wednesday, minus one Victoria Beckham.
Four out of five Spice Girls recommend tipping their server at every meal.
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Noble Posh Un-Stiffs Medieval Times
The wench doth redeemed herself.
TMZ hath learnethed Lady Victoria Beckham is making up for stiffing her waiter after a feast and a jousting show at Medieval Times in Southern California this weekend.
This comes straight from the horse's mouth -- Beckham's assistant phoned the MT kingdom and informed them that a "generous gratuity" has been sent to the food server. The tip was paid for with a futuristic plastic charging card.
We're told the assistant apologized for the mix-up and claimed service was "excellent."
And with Posh's noble act ... there was peace in the kingdom once again.
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Posh Spice -- The Wench Doth Not Tip
She came to watch the knights do battle -- but it was Posh Spice who delivered the death blow ... stiffing her waiter during a recent trip to Medieval Times.
Sources employed by the M.T. "kingdom" tell TMZ that Posh brought her children -- and a couple of bodyguards -- to enjoy a feast and a medieval show at the Buena Park, CA location this past Saturday night.
But before the jousting and the sword fighting came to a close, Posh and her crew left the show early -- and multiple sources tell us she didn't leave a tip for the server who took care of the group.
And now for the "Bad Medieval-Themed Closing Line of the Day" -- Looks like getting a tip from Posh is harder than pulling a sword from a stone!
Attempts to reach Posh's rep were unsuccessful.
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Posh Spice Has a Complete Break Down
Finally, Victoria Beckham had a reason to wear that pouty look on her face -- her Porsche broke down in Culver City yesterday!
Don't worry -- within minutes, a tow-truck came and saved the day ... and she was back home with her fleet of 1,000 other ridiculously expensive cars she could aimlessly drive around in.
David Beckham -- Turning His Back on Europe?
Proof David Beckham is losing his Euro-flair:
-- New York Yankees ball cap
-- American flag themed towel
-- non-mankini bathing equipment
Beckham was in Malibu yesterday, doing what he does best ... not scoring goals for the Galaxy.
David Beckham -- Keep It On Mute
David Beckham only said two words to us yesterday at Dulles International -- and with that voice, we wouldn't want it any other way.
So, we've gotta ask...
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Beckham Puts the KiPOSH on Paula Abdul
Victoria Beckham has landed and is ready for her closeup ... as a temp judge on "American Idol."
With Paula Abdul off "Idol" -- for now -- the former Spice Girl arrived in Denver on Friday just in time for the start of the show's auditions.
If anyone can help crush the hopes and dreams of thousands of wannabe singers ... it's Victoria.
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Shaq to Beckham -- You're Afraid, Very Afraid
This might be the greatest piece of video we have ever shot! WATCH THIS!
"The Diesel" is looking to run right over David Beckham -- 'cause last night Shaquille O'Neal was trash talking like crazy, calling out the "scared" Galaxy star for refusing to accept his one-on-one soccer challenge.
Quick recap: Shaq threw down the gauntlet on Becks, via Twitter, saying "u will never score a goal on me, I challenge you lil man." David responded by deflecting attention, telling press "I don't see him calling Kobe out ... I think Kobe could score against him."
But last night at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, Shaq took the smack talk to another level -- saying to Beckham, "There's no way you'd score on me ... how many goals did you score for the Galaxy?"
Shaq didn't just entertain our photog, dude shook hands and posed with every single fan who approached him ... and for the record, we've never seen Beckham do that.
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Beckham to Shaq -- Go After Kobe, Not Me!
David Beckham is finally responding to Shaquille O'Neal's soccer challenge -- and he thinks Shaq should pick on someone a little bit closer to his enormous size.
Shaq posted a challenge to Beckham on his Twitter recently that said, "Dear david beckham, I kno u heard about my shaq vs show, anyway u will never score a goal on me, I challenge you lil man."
But when asked about it last night, Beckham said, "I don't see him calling Kobe out ... I think Kobe could score against him."
Don't dredge up the past, Becks -- Shaq and Kobe are friends now.
Beckham -- Damn You Fined!
In perhaps the most meaningless punishment in the history of sports, Major League Soccer has decided to fine David Beckham $1,000 for challenging some L.A. Galaxy fans to a fight during a game last week.
For the record, $1,000 to David Beckham is like 14 cents to the rest of the players on his team.
If you recall, Beckham -- a member of the L.A. Galaxy -- got all testy during the game when Galaxy fans booed the crap out of him in his home stadium.
After the incident, Beckham said he had no intention of apologizing -- meanwhile, Galaxy fans have no intention of ever cheering for him again.
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Poor Sport -- Beckham Taunts Fans
If David Beckham wanted to get ticked off Galaxy fans back on his side, challenging them to a fight probably wasn't the best way to go about it.
At yesterday's home match against Milan, L.A. fans booed every time Beckham got the ball -- and eventually David couldn't take it anymore. He started taunting the crowd and had to be held back by security from seriously getting into it with one fan who jumped from the bleachers to throw down.
The best way to keep everyone happy -- just keep taking off that shirt.
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David Beckham Give the Bod a Hand
Posh's hubby showed off his smooth, tatted up figure yesterday after the L.A. Galaxy defeated the New York Red Bulls 3-1.
So long as he keeps taking his shirt off, everyone wins.
Bikini it Like Beckham
Wearing matching bathing suits/underwear, David and Victoria Beckham vacationed in the Seychelles Islands to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary this weekend.
The couple that shares bikini bottoms together, stays together.
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Bend Him Like Beckham
After his team scored a goal, David Beckham celebrated by throwing one of his fellow AC Milan players over his shoulders.
There are a lot of perks when you play on David's team.