Jelly Roll called President Trump a fat pig on national television ... and somehow the joke only got more personal from there.
The country star was filling in for Jimmy Kimmel Monday night when he brought up a recent Washington Post report about doctors being concerned over Trump's weight.
Jelly noted Trump is now pushing 240 pounds ... before offering some advice from one big guy to another.
He told Trump ... "From one fat pig to another, take it from me that physical fitness is very important. And trust me, you'll be happy to see your penis again."
Kacey Musgraves kicked off her "Middle of Nowhere" tour in dazzling fashion ... floating above the stage, sitting atop a glittering mechanism that appeared to resemble the body parts of a man's nether region.
Check it out -- the country star is singing her 2026 song "Rhinestoned" as she sits on a floating chair that fans have dubbed "disco balls" for obvious reasons.
She joked about the suggestive prop during her performance at Chicago's United Center, telling the crowd ... "This is what it looks like when no one tells me no!"
Shane Gillis' beer preference is quite the hot-button issue, it seems ... he was caught on camera sitting awfully close to a Dos Equis can ... but it sounds like his allegiances still lie with the brand that's paying him to promote their brew.
When cameras cut to Shane and Matthew McConaughey at the Austin FC game against Dallas on Sunday, someone off-screen passed the comedian a Bud Light ... even though a Dos Equis was sitting right next to Shane.
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Here's why it's a big deal ... Shane is a Bud Light spokesperson ... and some folks thought he was cheating on Bud Light with Dos Equis.
A source close to Shane tells TMZ ... the comedian wasn't committing brand betrayal.
Christina Pazsitzky is looking for a funnyman to ease her back into the dating market amid her divorce from Tom Segura... because she's agreed to do a comedy dating show!
Comedy Mothership -- a popular club in Austin owned by Joe Rogan -- is hosting "The Comedy Dating Show" on Wednesday ... the show promises comedians will "shoot their shot with Christina P for a chance at love."
The tongue-in-cheek post includes a suggestive graphic of an ovoid white plate on a red background which brings to mind ... well, we won't say what it looks like. Come to your own conclusions, people!
Tom Segura's estranged wife pulled the trigger on their divorce ... because she filed to officially end her marriage to the comedian ... TMZ has learned.
Christina Pazsitzky filed for divorce in Texas in May. The exes filed court docs to seal the case days later.
Tom Segurais breaking his silence on his separation from Christina Pazsitzky... calling it a "horrible experience" and an emotional rollercoaster.
Tom addresses the split for the first time on their "Your Mom's House" podcast ... pushing back on the narrative that he forced Christina to address their breakup all alone.
ICYMI, Christina fought back tears as she spoke about their split on the podcast last week ... saying they tried working through their issues for years.
In a new episode published today, Tom says they have been filming 'YMH' separately for months ... because their split is not new to them.
Matt Rife may want to think of a different comeback ... because he allegedly told a different person on the internet to kill herself during the same argument in which he told a paranormal expert with autism to "remove yourself from this Earth."
More screengrabs, which apparently show the comedian's war of words with members of the ghost hunting community, feature one social media user claiming Matt told her to "unalive" herself at least twice.
Matt seemingly responded by telling her to stop being a jerk, and he'd stop ... before adding, "yes, it's okay - a**holes shouldn't be here. Period. You're mad at me for defending myself- that's psychotic."
Matt Rife may not be a specter or spirit -- but he's now in the crosshairs of the ghost hunting community ... because he told a paranormal expert with autism to kill himself.
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Here's the deal ... Matt and his collaborator, Elton Castee, posted on Instagram an upcoming event at the Haunted Warren Museum -- a paranormal spot the pair purchased last year that's best known for housing the demon doll Annabelle.
Self-described P.I. -- that's "paranormal investigator" in this case -- Chris Mac responded to the post by giving an online sermon on the Salem Witch Trials ... which for reasons unknown led Matt to rip into the "lifeless douchebag" by saying, "please remove yourself from this earth."
Matt Rife is catching tons of flak for telling a paranormal expert with autism to kill himself ... and now that man's family is demanding the comic issue a public apology.
Here's the deal ... Matt launched a social media attack against paranormal investigator Chris Mac, telling him to "please remove yourself from this earth"... all this because Chris asked Matt not to put the infamous Annabelle doll he owns in a certain place at the Haunted Warren Museum.
Kevin Mac, Chris' dad, tells TMZ ... the family is "irate" with Matt over the "unprovoked" comment.
He tells us his son didn't mean anything by the message and was just expressing a concern. Kevin says Chris is "mentally handicapped" -- and this public ridicule is devastating him.
Kevin Hart's company was shut down in its effort to keep a legal battle with two former employees out of the public eye and handled in private arbitration ... TMZ has learned.
According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, a Los Angeles Superior County Court judge denied Kevin's request to move his case against Eric Eddings and Lesley Gwam to arbitration, which would keep it out of the public court system.
The court found the agreements Eric and Lesley signed with Kevin's company, Hartbeat, had arbitration provisions but found that the ex-employees made a "persuasive showing" that the arbitration agreements were unconscionable and could not be enforced against them. As such, the judge denied Hartbeat's motion to move the case to arbitration.
Christina Pazsitzky is opening up about her divorce from Tom Segura for the first time on their podcast ... getting emotional as she revealed they spent years trying to save their marriage.
Christina formally addressed the split on "Your Mom's House" podcast ... fighting back tears as she told listeners she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years together.
She says the two tried to work things out for "several, several years" for the sake of their children and family ... but ultimately couldn't make the marriage work.
Before this adorable kiddo posing next to Mickey Mouse turned into an actress, comedian and writer ... she was just cheering on the sidelines at Venice High School!
She's most known for her stand-up comedy -- "The Intruder" is one of her most iconic specials.
Larry the Cable Guy is on the mend after a sudden illness landed him in the hospital.
A rep for the stand-up comedian tells TMZ ... Larry was hospitalized in Lincoln, Nebraska, late Thursday night, where doctors diagnosed him with appendicitis.
After a couple days laid up in bed, we're told he was released from the hospital Saturday. He's already home and feeling much better.
Rep. Tim Burchettmight just be the funniest man on Capitol Hill ... roasting his colleagues, himself, and even the congressional workweek during one hilarious walk-and-talk.
TMZ DCcaught the Tennessee Republican Thursday morning on the Hill, where we crowned him the funniest member of Congress -- and he spent the rest of the conversation proving our point. You've gotta watch the clip ... Burchett fires off one-liners faster than lawmakers can begin a five-week recess.
Burchett says humor helps disarm people and break the tension in politics ... though he jokes his outgoing personality mostly serves to hide his insecurity. He also recalled President Trumponce introducing him in the Oval Office as one of the smartest -- if not the funniest -- guys in Congress.
