Chris Brown -- Bloody Tasteless Photo
Chris Brown's publicist must have been sleeping -- because for some reason, the guy who's famous for beating up Rihanna didn't think twice about posing next to a guy who looks like he got his ass kicked.
The guy with the busted face is celeb designer Jean Paul Gaultier -- who was wearing make-up for a warrior-themed runway show ... but Chris Brown's unfortunate smiling face was 100% real.
No word on whether this violates the terms of Brown's probation.
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Chris Brown -- If the Glove Fits, You Must ...
After pleading guilty to assaulting Rihanna last year, Chris Brown was spotted at a fashion show in Milan on Tuesday wearing long black leather gloves that only O.J. could love.
No word if Chris wore Bruno Magli shoes.
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Shauna Sand Takes Her Daughter to Work
Decked out in some sort of classy oversized furry bath mat coat, a demure crocheted see-through doily dress which exposed her bra and panties, and her exquisite signature Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper pumps, good mom of three Shauna Sand hit the streets with one of her daughters on Monday.
A mother's work is never done.
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Get a Grasp of AnnaLynne McCord's Dress
"90210" star AnnaLynne McCord proved she's a hands-on actress last night.
The 22-year-old was squeezed into this white number for a Golden Globes afterparty.
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Fingering Out Justin Bieber's Hand Gesture
It almost looked like 15-year-old goody-goody bubblegum pop prince Justin Bieber got all NC-17 with his hand gestures in London on Friday ... but all is not what it appears to be.
Turns out what first looked like the bird was actually just your standard, innocent LiLo & Miley-approved peace sign.
There's one thing we still can't figure out ... those ridiculous glasses.
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Ke$ha No Pants? No Problem
Ripping a fashion note from GaGa, "Tik Tok" singer Ke$ha rolled around NYC last night in a pair of bedazzled booty shorts.
The new pop tart was surrounded by little girls who love her song about gargling with Jack Daniels and hooking up with guys who look like Mick Jagger -- but we're guessing her fans have no idea who that even is.
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Susan Boyle's O Face
Looking like a fabulous and stylish 60-year-old, 48-year-old Internet sensation turned pop nana Susan Boyle changed out of her usual Paul McCartney drag and glammed up to tape an episode of Oprah in Chicago on Wednesday.
Can you believe Susan is just three years younger than Madonna?!
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Mischa Barton -- New & Improved
Wearing a Woodstock weave, Jan Brady's Sunday dress, a Gap belt from 1989, Mrs. Roper's vintage mood rings, her own legs and a new pair of Chaz Bono's boots, refreshed former actress Mischa Barton maneuvered across an L.A. street on her own the other day.
2010 is going to be a big year for the 23-year-old.
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Tila Tequila -- The Anguish of Mourning
This photo of Tila Tequila was taken today -- three days after she learned her fiancee, Casey Johnson, passed away.
At least her bra is black.
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Ashley Olsen Gets the Runs
Ashley Olsen's New Year's resolution must be to start exercising ... and dressing more like her ragamuffin sister, Mary-Kate.
Wearing the latest hipster aerobic ensemble of industrial strength leggings, vintage grunge-era flannel and 2005 oversized shades, Ash pounded the pavement -- sans venti coffee drink -- in L.A. on Monday.
No word on what her goal weight is.
Elton John -- Expensive Pocket Man
Elton John trudged through the rain and the foot traffic in Beverly Hills Wednesday -- all in the name of fine linen pants.
TMZ has learned Elton spent $12,000 at the Ralph Lauren store in BH -- picking up linen pants in yellow, green, white and navy. We're also told John bought several "bright colored knit shirts in a variety of colors."
Several fans approached Elton while he was inside -- and he happily took photos. But we're told security had to usher the singer back to his car when the fans became a little overwhelming.
Elton and his linen emerged unscathed.
Shoe Co. to Paris Hilton -- Put a Sock in It
Paris Hilton wants people to take a walk in her shoes for once ... but it could cost her in court -- a New York shoe company says the heiress' new line of footwear is a complete rip off.
According to docs filed last week in Seattle, a company called Gwyneth Shoes is suing Paris over part of her new shoe design -- a heart-shaped pad on the insole -- claiming the idea was theirs first.
Gwyneth Shoes claims they filed to patent the heart cushion idea back in 2007 -- months before Paris' shoes launched in February 2008.
Gwyneth Shoes is suing for trademark and patent infringement ... and get this: they want Paris to hand over every last one of the allegedly infringing shoes -- which probably number in the thousands.
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Mariah Carey -- Miss Match
Mariah Carey found the one accessory that goes with everything: Her husband!
Here's Mr. and Mrs. Carey Monday night in Aspen (left) ... and again in the Colorado town the same time last year (center, right).
For Mariah, Nick's a fashion trend that never goes out of style.
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Elin Nordegren -- From Tiger to Puma?
While Tiger Woods is losing sponsors left and right, TMZ has learned his wife, Elin Nordegren, is "very close" to signing a deal of her own ... and the company happens to be Nike's archenemy -- Puma.
An official from Puma -- the athletic wear company -- has confirmed they are in "internal discussions" to sign Elin as a spokesperson for a new Swedish-inspired clothing line called Tretorn.
The rep tells us Puma is after Elin because they feel she's "a good brand fit."
We could not reach Elin for comment.
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Lady Gaga Vampire?
Here's pop diva Lady Gaga at some event in NYC last night (left) -- and Gary Oldman in the 1992 film "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (right).
One of them is rarely seen in the daylight.
We're just sayin'.