SJP and Matthew Broderick Put on a Content Face

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Haven't been spotted together in some time? Check. Rumors of a split? Check. Token public appearance for the paps, holding hands, as if to say, "Look at us! We're A-OK!"? Check.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick had dinner together in Manhattan last night.

Gisele -- Brazilian Waxes Ring Talk

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Even though everyone in the civilized world has reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are engaged, G is still insisting she and T are not getting hitched.

Or, to be exact, she told Brazilian paper Caras, "Nao fiquei noiva mas vou casar com o Tom," which, roughly translated, means she is not engaged to Tom, but wants to get married some day.

Interestingly, GB doesn't deny she was on a jet with Tom with champagne on December 24, as we first reported. As for the latest rumor, that Tom and she were engaged last Friday, she says they weren't even together.

T.O. Compares Trade Rumors to Bear Feces

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"Does a bear sh*t in the woods?" If so, then Terrell Owens definitely was implying that he's sticking around the Dallas Cowboys for awhile.

Despite an ESPN report suggesting he's on the outs in Big D, the NFL's most loved/hated wide receiver offered a rhetorical response to a photog at the Sundance Film Festival this weekend when asked if he was going to stay in Dallas.

As T.O. continued to party hop around Park City -- with cup in hand -- another fan says, "Come back to the Cowboys, we need you." Owens' response: "I haven't left."

... yet.

Piven Did Not Swim with Fishes

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Finally a story about marine life that's good news for Jeremy Piven.

There was all kinds of buzz the mercury poisonee was one of the passengers who survived that incredible water landing yesterday afternoon after a guy who looked a lot like Piven flashed across TV screens. According to the NY Daily News, it wasn't JP -- his rep says Jeremy called her while the rescue was happening.

"I'm not [on the plane]" he said. "I'm talking to you, aren't I?" Sounds like Jeremy.

Guy in Madge's Backdoor -- But No Backsliding

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You may have seen or heard buzz that Guy Ritchie and Madonna somehow are reconciling because he's been showing up to her NYC pad in the evenings.

Not true. "Madonna and Guy aren't reconciling," a source tells the NY Daily News. "They're working very hard to have an amicable divorce." And oddly enough, the catalyst for the detente is Lourdes, Madge's teenage daughter with Carlos Leon. She's told them she wants "everything to be as friendly as possible."

Also: Guy is in town filming that Sherlock Holmes flick.

Lil' Kim B.I.G. Full of B.S.

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That well-hyped Notorious B.I.G. biopic is getting good buzz -– but at least one person has some big issues with it.

Namely, rapperista Lil' Kim, who says the flick is studded with "many lies" and that her own role in the movie is "a false portrayal of me." Ex-con Kim claims she was Biggie's girl for some time and was mentored by him as well.

Big's mom's response? "This is not a Lil Kim movie. It has nothing to do with Lil Kim. If she's disappointed and upset, that is her problem."

SJP and Matthew -- Separate in the City

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Never in the same place at the same time, rumored-to-be-splitting-up couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick dodged our questions -- and each other -- in NYC this weekend.

Getty Not Estranged from "Brothers & Sisters," Yet

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Balthazar Getty may be a philanderer, but at least he's a gainfully employed one ... so he claimed at LAX yesterday, addressing reports he was sacked by "Brothers & Sisters" producers after hitting the sack with Sienna Miller.

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Lindsay: Read Between the Lines, Stupid

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Lindsay Lohan has been in several nuclear fights with GF Samantha Ronson in the last few weeks. She's now confirming the obvious in a not-so-subtle way.

When asked if there's "trouble in paradise," Lohan responded yesterday in West Hollywood, "Not exactly." Translation: "We're at each others throats. It's a frickin' mess."

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Buster Bluth Busts Open 'Arrested' Movie Rumors

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By the way Tony Hale acted when we asked about the "Arrested Development" movie rumors, one thing is absolutely certain -- his daughter is the cutest thing ever.

Oh, and it also looks like they're going to go ahead with that movie.

Straight Talk About Lance Bass

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Remember when Lance Bass was straight? Lance's ex girlfriend Danielle Fishel -- better known as Topanga from "Boy Meets World" -- has a recollection.

Pete Doherty Not All He's Cracked Up to Be

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The female Amy Winehouse is back, sorta.

It's been ages since we heard about the Babyshamble and Kate Moss ex, and guess what he's up to now -- ditching a gig. (Shocker, obviously.) NME.com reports Pete was supposed to turn up for a gig over the weekend in London, and bailed "at the 11th hour -- just before he was due on."

The no-show was blamed on an "arm injury." Doherty spent several weeks in jail earlier this year for violating his probation.

Kook vs. Kardashians

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Kooky Courtney Love took to her MySpace blog to trash Robert Kardashian -- and now the whole family is hella pissed!

C. Love accused the Kardashian bro of a hate crime -- saying he attacked one of her employees and repeatedly called him a faggot. Courtney says she tried reporting the incident to cops, but they brushed her off. If she was as incoherent in person as she is online, it's not really that startling.

The Kardashian family is none-too-pleased. A rep for the fam tells us, "We are so saddened to hear that someone is blogging this insanity on Christmas Eve. Everything this apparently unstable person writes is obviously untrue and we will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys. Merry Christmas!"

And a Happy New Year.

Oprah -- Not Movin' On Up to D.C.

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There's a rumor going around Oprah's about to drop $50 mil on a mansion in DC, so she can be closer to the Obama White House.

But Oprah's peeps tell TMZ -- no truth to this at all. In fact, some DC real estate sources say there's exactly one house in the District even approaching that price -- an estate called Evermay -- and Oprah hasn't looked at it.

That said, Oprah's likely to hang inside the Beltway -- but we're guessing it'll be in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Ripa: See, We're Happy ... Promise!

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In a move just as suspicious as John & Jen's public gropefest, their double date couple Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos put on their happy faces too -- the same month one rag published a cover story saying they're headed for divorce.

Janet Jackson -- Oven Is Cold

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Everyone is still buzzing about Janet Jackson and her possibly being pregs. Her guy, Jermaine Dupri, doth protest once again ... and possibly too much?

"No she is not pregnant and yes we're still together," says JD, on his blog. "It baffles me how y'all let these blog and magazines control your lifes [sic]." After Janet ditched her tour, the rumors flew.

Speculation also has frothed that the pair is splitting up. Again, not true.