Holidaze

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez took a break from custody fights (and physical ones) to visit the happiest place on Earth (adjacent) ... taking in a showing of Disney on Ice at the Staples Center last night.

The peaceful couple sat right up front, with Nahla seated on Halle's lap (see below).

The last time Halle had a seat that good ... her fiancé was beating her baby daddy senseless.

Brooke Mueller is so pissed off at Charlie Sheen, she had her relatives rip their twins out of Denise Richards' home, because Denise dared to ask Brooke if the kids could go to Charlie's XMAS party.

We broke the story ... Brooke asked Denise Richards to care for Bob and Max while she went through another round of rehab, and Denise happily obliged. Sources close to Charlie and his exes tell TMZ ... Denise called Brooke Tuesday to tell her she was taking the twins, along with her daughters, to Charlie's "Anger Management" kiddie Christmas party.

Our sources say Brooke exploded, saying, "Absolutely not," adding, that she didn't want Charlie anywhere near the kids. What's more, after the conversation, we're told Denise got a call from one of Brooke's lawyers threatening her if she dared to take the kids to the party.

Denise didn't take the kids, but Brooke was so angry ... the next day Brooke's mother Moira knocked at Denise's door and demanded to take the 2 kids away. Denise obliged.

Charlie wants Denise to care for the kids. In fact, Denise has cared for them many times before ... sometimes for a full month while Brooke dries out. But Brooke now has legal and physical custody, so she's in the driver's seat.

He's been workin' on it for a solid year ... and now legendary rapper Too Short has finally released his long-awaited Hanukkah slow jam ... complete with latkes, dreidels and Judah MaccaBIATCH!

Short first told us he was working on the song last December, after he freestyled about the Festival of Lights on "TMZ Live."

Turns out TS was serious ... 'cause he grabbed an R&B singer, got in the studio, and spit out his very own Holiday classic.

The little girl with cancer who received a $75,000 donation check from Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... she's never seen a single episode of "Anger Management" ... but she's still the actor's biggest fan.

As we reported, Charlie and his stunt double Eddie Braun donated a combined $100,000 to 10-year-old Jasmine Faulk -- the daughter of a Hermosa Beach police officer -- after they caught wind of the girl's dire situation from another cop. Charlie donated $75,000 and Eddie donated $25,000.

Now, Jasmine wants to publicly thank Charlie and Eddie for their overwhelming generosity, telling TMZ, "I think they have a great heart ... They don't even know me."

As for "Anger Management" and "Two and a Half Men," Jasmine says, "I don't really watch those shows. I watch kids shows."

Nothing screams "holiday season" like Kiefer Sutherland crushing a fully decorated tree. Now this is how you tackle Christmas, people ... roll it!!

Santa Claus don't need no elves ... not in the Netherlands, where they believe his helper is a guy named "Black Pete," and people dress up like him by wearing black face. Merry racism, everyone!

'Twas a few weeks before Christmas ... and all through the 'net ...
Everyone thought a DMX Christmas album was a surefire bet.

His version of "Rudolph" (see below) was an instant hit track ...
and it seemed he loved caroling even more than Charlie Sheen loves crack.

But yesterday at LAX, the rapper broke our beating hearts ...
telling us a DMX Christmas album will never appear on the charts.

So go out and buy that Barry Manilow Xmas album instead ...
Because all hope of a DMX-mas is officially dead.

Sad.

Everyone knows Michael Bublé LOVES belting out classic Christmas tunes -- but what about all the Jews who want to hear some Bublé song magic too??? Don't worry folks ... TMZ has you covered.

We give you: Michael singing ... ADAM SANDLER'S "HANUKKAH SONG"!!!!!!!!!!

Bublé commandeered our camera (as well as our camera guy) to belt out the classic tune last night ... which just happened to be the first night of Hanukkah.

Yes, it really happened and yes ... it was awesome.

L'chaim!

... so, this happened on the Internet today.

Mitt Romney went on a MASSIVE (and fiscally responsible) shopping spree at a Costco near his home in La Jolla, CA this week ... stocking up on all sorts of goods ... including a product MADE IN CHINA!!!

Besides the paper plates, dixie cups, wrapping paper, V8 juice drinks, pretzel snacks, Bisquick and bottled water ... Mitt and his wife Ann also purchased a model car made by the Maisto company (probably a gift for one of his 18 grandkids ... sorry for spoiling Xmas).

TMZ spoke to a rep for Maisto who confirmed their products are manufactured in China ... before they're shipped to the distribution center in Fontana, CA.

Of course, Mitt railed against China during his bid for the presidency ... claiming the country is manipulating currency and stealing American manufacturing jobs.

It's that time of year again ... when Christmas songs hijack your favorite radio stations ... but this year, things are a little different -- BECAUSE DMX HAS REMIXED 'RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER'!!!!!!!!

We were skeptical at first too -- but you gotta see the clip ... because somehow, it's exactly how you'd imagine a DMX remix of "Rudolph" would sound.

We're actually impressed because X remembers ALL the reindeers' names off the top of his head -- and everyone knows that's impossible.

You're mega-millionaire and former presidential candidate Mitt Romney and it's Thanksgiving ... so what do you do for your fancy-schmancy feast? Order a turkey from a fast food chain, duh.

Romney spent Turkey Day with the fam in San Diego, but rather than waste time cooking ... his son Josh hit up a Boston Market for the bird and all the fixings, according to The Washington Post.

Why Boston Market -- besides the fact that it's delicious? The Post says it was too difficult for the famous fam to cook a big feast with a lot of little kids (Mitt's grandkids) running around.

Will Ferrell's Thanksgiving turkey was thiiiiiis close to being overcooked this year ... 'cause the house he was celebrating at CAUGHT ON FIRE ... TMZ has learned.

Will was in the middle of his Turkey Day dinner at a family member's home in Needham, Mass ... when one of the kids in the house noticed a fire had broken out in the garage and someone in the house immediately called for help.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the local Fire Dept. raced to the scene and quickly extinguished the fire -- no injuries, no major damage.

We’re told Will was super nice to the responding firefighters -- cracking jokes and taking pictures -- and totally made them forget that they got screwed into working the Thanksgiving shift.

Stephanie Rose Bongiovi spent her Thanksgiving weekend in the Hamptons with papa Jon ... and not in a jail cell following her arrest earlier this month.

As TMZ first reported, the 19-year-old was arrested after allegedly overdosing on heroin in a college dorm on November 14 ... but the D.A. dropped all charges.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted yesterday at JFK airport after reportedly spending the Thanksgiving holiday in London with Robert's family.