Hot Bodies

A shirtless Mateo was filming more scenes yesterday for his upcoming flick "Surfer Dude," where the hunky actor appeared to be conjuring up some magic and generating flames from his bare hands.

Enjoy it now, before this guy spontaneously combusts!

Photos taken of the titillating singer in England on Tuesday reveal a fuller figure than Janet sports on the latest cover of Us Weekly. Screw South Beach, Photoshop is hands-down the best way to drop pounds fast!

While Janet claims to have kept off the 60 lbs. she had previously put on (phat Janet!), the London pics showcase a rounder, more bootylicious Ms. Jackson. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The asstastic actress got down and dirty during the "Spike for HOPE" celebrity beach volleyball tourney over the weekend.

Brit actor Jason Statham dove headfirst into his favorite pastime at the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes over the weekend -- high diving. The action-flick star, who often performs his own stunts, spent more than 10 years on Britain's national diving squad.

TMZ fittingly spotted the "Dancing with the Stars" hunk at the opening of Romanov Restaurant & Lounge, a new Russian eatery in Studio City, where he told our cameras, "My body is aching and I'm ready for a vacation!" Maks, who is set to dance tonight in his final performance with Laila, also says he has every intention of winning the competition, adding that he won't start to relax "before winning that trophy." Da!

Chmerkovskiy takes on Joey Fatone and Apolo Ohno tonight in the finale, their fate to be decided on Tuesday.

Sixteen years after debuting her buxom bod on "Home Improvement," the scantily clad mother of two is, unbelievably, still writhing around nearly nude on photo shoots! Well, she is the patron saint of Paris and Britney!

While there's no question she looks amazing, Pam, who turns 40 in six weeks, may want to look up the definition of "aging gracefully," because her extensions aren't the only things that are starting to get tired!

The original "America's Next Top Model," who quickly disappeared into VH1 reality show obscurity, was given a free Beverly Hills Chopper on Thursday -- decorated with full-frontal illustrations of her fabulous assets. Vulgar, yes, but at least Curry acknowledges that "the children of Manhattan Beach might not appreciate it." Vroom!

Curry, who recently inflated her rack, said she may need to get another chopper to display her latest enhancements -- though BHC owner Johnny Fratto and "Sons of Hollywood" star David Weintraub egged on the former Playboy cover girl to show 'em off in another pictorial. Want a ride?

The former "OC" star was enjoying a night out in London last night, when she returned to her hotel with a male friend. Her top came undone (ya think?!) and gave photogs a little peek before she quickly buttoned up.

Welcome to the club, Mischa.

Seen here leaving a workout, Kate Hudson had baby Ryder three years ago, and has whipped her tummy back into washboard shape.

There's no denying that tennis champ Andy Roddick is in great shape, but do his head and new super-buff body match up on the cover of Men's Fitness? Advantage, Roddick!

The normally ripped but lean 24-year-old sports a pair of killer guns and diesel pecs on the cover of the mag's June/July issue that have some believing his pic was altered Kate Winslet style! In 2003, Winslet's British GQ cover photos were retouched to make her look thinner. Fault!

The question in Roddick's case is: Did they add more meat to his bones or is it just a case of the ol' cross the arms and press the biceps against the other arm trick? You know what we're talkin' about fellas! Whether due to a trainer or a photo editor, Andy sure does look good!

Calls to reps for Men's Fitness and Andy Roddick were not immediately returned. Game, set, match!

"America's Next Top Model" Season 8 winner, Jaslene Gonzalez, bears a frightening resemblance to one of TMZ's favorite train wrecks, Janice Dickinson.

Jaslene was crowned ANTM on Wednesday night, and although she's not acting in diva fashion just yet, it's her looks that have us comparing her to the self-proclaimed "World's first supermodel."

The good news? Jaslene reminds us of an early Janice; before the reconstruction, tantrums, demands and bunions. Let's hope that the humble innocence remains for the long haul!

While her shipmates -- babe magnets Kid Rock and James Blunt -- foolishly took in the harbor view, May's wardrobe malfunction went mostly unnoticed. Somebody send these rock boobs a nip slip alert!

Salivation can be an involuntary response.

Enjoy this Pavlovian photo of U.S. Navy Lieutenant Andy Baldwin, aka "The Bachelor" from the find-me-a-wife ABC show ... seen exercising in Central Park in NYC.

The reality show dreamboat is an undersea specialist in diving. Oh, really.

He's also a triathlete ... and a doctor.

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Jessica appears on the June cover of GQ, which hits newsstands May 22. Rumor has it the issue also contains words... but after seeing this photo, we don't care haven't read it yet.

The fine folks over at GQ.com have even more Alba hotness in the form of photos and a full, behind-the-scenes video. Thank you, GQ.

No complaints, of course, but the world sees Dita splashing around more than we see her dry! The former Mrs. Marilyn Manson busted out her favorite pair of pasties -- yes, those are pasties! -- in Toronto over for the weekend for the 2007 Fashion Cares event, and splashed around in a giant champagne glass bubble bath. Scrub your back, hon?

Who'd have thunk it? The latest issue of Us Weekly, with a swimsuit-clad Ricki Lake on the cover, was the third most popular story on the mag's website ever -- behind only Britney Spears shaving her head and the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Nice company to be in, Ricki!

"I f--king love the cover! It's amazing!" she told Usmagazine.com. "So many people from my past have come forward telling me how great I looked, and it has been an overwhelming response. I am thrilled with everything and love the way I look on the cover and in the magazine."

Just goes to show you: America loves a good weight loss story ... but just slightly less than a nervous breakdown and an accidental overdose.