George Clooney -- Amateur Proctologist?
The delectable George Clooney hit up the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas last night -- where he generously gave our photog some advice on where to stick the camera...
The man partied his face off last night. Coolest guy ever.
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Beyonce's Keepin' It Real ... Expensive
So much for doing it for the fans. Tickets for Beyonce's four night "intimate" appearance at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas are going fast -- but only to rich people. Fans have to buy their tickets along with a two night stay in the hotel -- packages range from $450 and $850 per person -- and that's just for starters.
If that's too rich for your blood and you want to skip the hotel, a limited number of tickets are selling for $250, $500, $750, and $1000 (again, per person).
Our source at the Wynn tells us that ticket-only seating cannot exceed 1% of total ticket sales. That means in the 1500-seat Encore theater, only 10-15 tickets will be available without hotel fees.
FYI ... the world record for the number of people stuffed into a phone booth is 22.
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Jay-Z and Diddy -- Someone Is Trying Too Hard
When Jay-Z and Diddy's names were announced at club Tao in Las Vegas this weekend, only one of them couldn't contain his excitement.
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Ricky Hatton -- Drink the Pain Away
Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton took on Manny Pacquiao this weekend in Vegas -- but the only thing Hatton could knock down was a pint of Guinness.
After his devastating second round knockout loss to Pacquaio, Hatton nursed his injuries at Wet Republic -- with as much beer as he could possibly get his hands on. Brilliant!
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Jay-Z Drinks ... From the Fountain of Youth?
Is it just us or does Jay-Z look about 10 years younger with his hair grown out?
Jigga hosted a party at LAVO inside the Palazzo hotel in Vegas last night. Being married to Beyonce does wonders for a guy.
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Nick Cannon Makes Mariah Cry
Luckily for her, the tears were of the happy variety -- because Mariah Carey totally lost it when Nick Cannon played a tribute video for his sugar mama at their one-year wedding anniversary party at the Palms in Vegas.
We're just as surprised they made it as you are.
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Carmen Electra's Suspicious Bikini Cover Up
For a chick who thrives on showing off her incredibly hot body, it was more than just a shock when Carmen Electra -- who's rumored to be pregnant -- refused to lose the muumuu during a 6-way girl-on-girl-on-girl bikini dance off.
Carmen celebrated her 37th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas yesterday -- she has yet to confirm if she has a belated gift on the way...
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Richie Sambora -- Extremely High Risk Blackjack
There's no place more dangerous in the world for a recovering alcoholic than a Blackjack table in Vegas -- but this weekend at the Hard Rock, Richie Sambora was in the mood to gamble...
Fortunately, the Bon Jovi guitar legend -- who went to rehab for booze in '07 and got a DUI in '08 -- only took a chance with the cards, because Sambora and his crew stuck to bottled water all night long.
That's a win in our book.
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Gratuitous Shot Of a Supermodel in Booty Shorts
Hello legs ...
Sports Illustrated cover model Marisa Miller hit the Bare pool at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas yesterday -- and though she didn't drop her top, she was still the sexiest person in the entire city -- by far.
Enjoy.
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Vegas Nightclub Rats Out Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan needs to choose her friends ... and her clubs more carefully, cause she just got thrown under the rehab bus.
Lindsay spent what she thought would be a private evening this weekend at Prive nightclub at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Vegas --until the club fired off a gratuitous press release, allegedly exposing her relapse.
In the release, the club buried this item -- "Mel [B] was drinking Merlot and Lindsay asked for a Vodka drink mixed with soda water and a splash of cranberry."
It squarely contradicts Lindsay's outburst last week, when she said "I don't drink...a**hole."
With friends -- and clubs -- like this ...
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Miss USA Chicks -- Gluttons for Fried Punishment
You couldn't tell by watching the swimsuit competition, but the chicks who competed for Miss USA last night did actually eat before the show ...
... and by "eat" we mean seven chicks split one fried ice cream -- which they washed down with water -- at Pink Taco in Las Vegas Saturday night.
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Paul McCartney -- Abbey Robe
After slaying the dodgy alta cocker crowd at The Joint in Vegas last night, Sir Paul McCartney left the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in a bath robe. You know they charge for those, right?!
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Agassi & Graf -- Sex Life on Fire
Andre Agassi and his smokin' hot wife Steffi Graf definitely had a good time in Sin City this weekend -- we got 'em going into lingerie store Love Jones at the Hard Rock.
After a romantic dinner at the nearby Rare 120 steakhouse, the couple seemed to be in the mood for a little dessert!
We don't know what they bought, but according to their website the store also specializes in "accessories" like "paddles, whips, and handcuffs."
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Lauren Conrad -- Yes Wii Can
One of the hottest parties in Vegas this weekend was the grand opening pool party at Wet Republic inside the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino -- and Lauren Conrad passed the time in a cabana, playing with a Wii.
LC just became infinitely more hot to 13-year-old boys and 85-year-old men.
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33 Different Ladies Love Cool James
It didn't matter that LL Cool J stripped himself of all street cred at Tao in Vegas last night when he launched his Sears clothing line -- the ladies couldn't keep their hands off the guy!
Dude also grabbed the mic and rapped a little bit. Sorry boys and girls -- this time, the shirt stayed on.
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A Billion Reasons to Date Steve Wynn...
... that shirt is not one of them.
But even that fashion disaster couldn't keep Steve Wynn from rebounding with this mystery blonde in Vegas this weekend.
Wynn, who filed for divorce from his wife last month, was snapped out on a date at a club called XS -- which, of course, is located in the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.