Seinfeld Master of Many Domains
So you thought Jerry Seinfeld was just a funny guy?
He's that and so much more. Just one day after playing manny for Suri and her dad, Jerry provided the carpool for Matthew Broderick after the premiere of Broadway's "November," when Matt couldn't find his car.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a manny.
Bruce Willis Can't Make It Sixteen Blocks
Bruce Willis,52, made it clear that John McClane is just a character -- after David Letterman and Sly Stallone,61, were able to lose him on a short motorcycle ride through New York. Yippie-ki-yay ... where am I?
Willis was the last person back to the studio after the bit for Dave -- and he explained what went wrong while signing post-show autographs.
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Zac Stars in High School Medical Emergency!
TMZ has learned that "HSM" star Zac Efron was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center today suffering from appendicitis.
His rep tells us "He had his appendix removed and is recuperating."
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Judd Nelson 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s, Judd Nelson made a career of playing pompous jerks in Brat Pack classics like "The Breakfast Club" and "St. Elmo's Fire." Guess what he looks like now!
Kathleen Turner 'Memba Her?!
Kathleen Turner ruled the '80s in movies like "Romancing the Stone" and "Peggy Sue Got Married." Guess what she looks like now!
The Principal from 'Ferris Bueller' 'Memba Him?!
Jeffrey Jones became a pop culture icon by starring in '80s films like "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," "Beetlejuice," and "Amadeus." Guess what he looks like now!
Spanky from 'Little Rascals' Movie 'Memba Him?!
Travis Tedford played George "Spanky" McFarland in the 1994 big screen version of "The Little Rascals" and used to be the Welch's boy, but the role he's playing these days is far less glamorous. What's he up to now?
Kirsten Dunst's White Christmas
Peter Parker's on-screen snowflake, Kirsten Dunst, flitted and fluttered around Starbucks in Studio City yesterday -- doing her best to avoid the paparazzi by blending in with her neutral colored newspaper. Wednesday Addams, is that you?
Kirsten has become quite the method actor -- since for her upcoming film, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People," she's decided to become completely translucent.
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ADL to Will: You're Kosher Again, Thanks
It's all good in the hood between Will Smith and the Jews. Oy, it was giving us such a pain already!
The Anti-Defamation League just issued a statement to TMZ, saying that they "welcome and accept" Smith's statement that Hitler was a "vicious killer" and that it's clear that Smith didn't intend for his Hitler remarks to be construed as praise. "He took immediate steps to clarify his words and unequivocally condemn Hitler as an evil person," says ADL National Director Abraham H. Foxman.
Smith was "incensed" that a Scottish reporter took his remarks about Hitler out of context from a recent interview.
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Will Smith -- Hitler, Schmitler; He Wasn't That Bad
UPDATE: Will Smith's rep sent TMZ the following statement from him, which reads: "It is an awful and disgusting lie. It speaks to the dangerous power of an ignorant person with a pen. I am incensed and infuriated to have to respond to such ludicrous misinterpretation. Adolph Hitler was a vile, heinous, vicious killer responsible for one of the greatest acts of evil committed on this planet."
On the day before Christmas, a leading Jewish group is kvetching loudly about Will Smith's recent suggestion that Adolf Hitler wasn't all bad, calling it "ignorant, detestable, and offensive." Oy.
The Jewish Defense League is calling on Barack Obama to repudiate Smith's comments, and wants theaters to pull Smith's new flick "I Am Legend" from their screens. Smith told a Scottish paper that Hitler "didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.' ... I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good.'" What kind of meshuggeneh talk is that?!
Smith's words, say the JDL, "spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought (and sometimes died) to save the world from the intentions of Adolf Hitler."
Stallone in Rambo Overkill
After bringing the Rocky series back from the dead, Sylvester Stallone is now doing the same with Rambo -- and he's not afraid to self promote at every available opportunity.
Stallone slyly turns a holiday question into a Rambo plug, only to later reveal his jacket has his face plastered on the back.
Gotta pay those Ferrari bills somehow ...
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Ralph Fiennes -- English and Very Patient
Ralph Fiennes has played the consummate English gentleman plenty of times, and while in New York on Wednesday, he demonstrated fine -- Fiennes? -- breeding.
TMZ caught up with the Clan Fiennes trying to get a cab yesterday in Midtown, without much luck. Ralph did his best to shield an older woman guest from the pap swarm, but couldn't steer her away from them, much less the danger of oncoming cars.
Tom Sizemore Is a Free Man!
Wacktor Tom Sizemore has been released from Pleasant Valley State Prison, where he served time for violating probation on a 2004 methamphetamine conviction.
Sizemore was sentenced last June to 16 months in state prison, while he was already in custody. He was awarded 213 days credit for time he spent in county jail and residing in two live-in drug programs. He also got time off for good behavior. Tom became a free man on Dec. 10. Party time!
We've learned that Tom's other court case in Bakersfield has also been resolved. Sizemore was busted last May while high on crystal meth. He's now back in a drug program designed to help him stay clean.
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Crazy Sean Young 'Memba Her?!
In the '80s, Sean Young made a name for herself in films like "Blade Runner" and "No Way Out" -- and for wanting to desperately play Catwoman. Guess what she looks like now!
Bond Girl Ursula Andress 'Memba Her?!
As Honey Ryder in the 1962 Bond film "Dr. No," Ursula Andress became an international sex symbol. Guess what she looks like now!
Aussies to Adam -- You Stole Our "Gay" Firemen Flick!
Think it's a coincidence that just in the last four years, a pair of movies about a pair of firemen who pretend to be gay popped up in cinemas? Not bloody likely, mate -- at least according to a new lawsuit.
In the suit, obtained by TMZ, Aussie film outfit Strange Bedfellows Pty Ltd. allege that the 2007 Adam Sandler-Kevin James comedy "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" was ripped off from their own faux-gay-fireman movie, "Strange Bedfellows." That movie, starring Paul Hogan and Michael Caton, came out in 2004, and was the highest-grossing movie in Oz that year.
But you'll never guess who allegedly made the bridge between Crocodile Dundee and Billy Madison. Did you say Deuce Bigalow?