Lilo to Palin: Stop Being Such a Mag Hag
It looks like Sarah Palin may have trouble getting the rehabbed and rumored-to-be-gay vote come November.
LiLo ripped Palin apart last night in her blog, asking, "Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?" She then added the totally non-ironic comment, "Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!"
Lesson: Leave the gossip mags to the professionals.
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Minnie's a New Mom, But No Driver
Minnie Driver got a little help steering her extremely newborn son Henry -- who's about a week old -- around L.A. yesterday, where it looks like her baby carriage came in handy for hauling more than her spawn.
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Hayden Vs. Shmoo
Hayden Christensen spent several hours at a gun range yesterday, pouring 9mm slugs into amorphous blob targets.
After his lackluster role in Star Wars, he's lucky shmoos don't shoot back.
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The Girl from the First 'Parent Trap' 'Memba Her?!
Before Lindsay Lohan starred in the '98 remake, Hayley Mills played the identical twins in the 1961 original film "The Parent Trap." Guess what she looks like now!
Spielberg Accused of Back-Dooring Hitchcock
That whole "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" isn't sitting well with the inspiration behind the classic film "Rear Window."
Seems the people who own the short story that ultimately became "Rear Window" are deeply disturbed over "Disturbia" ... so disturbed they've filed suit in NYC, claiming the Shia LaBeouf flick is a blatant ripoff.
When Alfred Hitchcock and James Stewart did "Rear Window" in 1954, they first commissioned the short story, "Murder from a Fixed Viewpoint." The people who own that story say "Disturbia" is a carbon copy of "Window" and therefore Steven Spielberg and Dreamworks should have also obtained permission from the owners of "Murder from a Fixed Viewpoint."
The lawsuit claims "Disturbia" and "Rear Window" stories are "essentially the same" -- a Peeping Tom watches creepy neighbor type flick -- and attacks Spielberg's "back-door use of the 'Rear Window' story without paying compensation."
Calls to Spielberg's rep were not returned.
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Ahnald to Bale: Enjoying My Sloppy Seconds?
Batman and Mr. Freeze. John Connor and The Terminator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger hit Brentwood yesterday to have lunch with Christian Bale -- the guy who keeps taking over the movie franchises he starred in first. No word if Christian ordered his own meal ... or just finished off whatever Arnold had.
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The Guy Who Played 007 Once: 'Memba Him?!
After Sean Connery but before Roger Moore, Australian actor George Lazenby played James Bond just once -- in the 1969 film "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Guess what he looks like now!
Tyrese Plays the 'Race' Card
Tyrese tried to do a nice thing on last night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," but even that didn't turn out right.
Usually he's kind of a douchebag, so imagine our surprise when -- live on air -- Tyrese promised to take the whole audience to a free screening of his new movie, "Death Race." Unfortunately, we're told some of the more excited fans showed up to the theater too quickly for the message to be relayed -- so they were denied.
Fans who showed closer to showtime were let in to a free screening with Tyrese himself. There was a small price to pay though -- they had to sit through the movie.
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Nazi Trucks Cause Furor
Why Tom Cruise thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about Nazis is anyone's guess.
But the latest bad news to hit the production of that Nazi picture is a $12 mil lawsuit filed against United Artists and Cruise by a group of extras who were injured when a side panel of a Nazi-era truck gave way -- and spilled them all onto the street. They all had to go the hospital, one with possible internal injuries.
Cruise was not on set at the time of the accident.
Adorable "Terminator" Star: Bale's No Badman
Right about the time your cutemeter explodes, tiny actress Jadagrace defends Christian Bale's "Terminator" tantrum by saying he's as nice as can be. But who could possibly be mean to her ...
The kicker: When our photog asks her if she wants to say "hey" to any friends at TMZ ... just watch it.
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'The Notebook' Romance Lives!
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back on again. The two were in Toronto yesterday looking nauseatingly cute.
Just get married already.
Freddy Krueger: 'Memba Him?!
Robert Englund is famous for playing undead serial killer Freddy Krueger in the 1984 film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and all its sequels. Guess what he looks like now!
Fergie Tight-Lipped About Being a Prostitute
Dressed in a coat made for a high-end call girl, Fergie blew through Heathrow Airport yesterday -- where our guy tried to wrap his hands around how she's been preparing for her upcoming film role as a prostitute.
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So, Pierce, What Was it Like Busting Your Ass?
It's not like we needed a reason to rewatch Pierce Brosnan eating sand after a paddleboarding spill in June -- it's just that amazing. So when we saw him outside of Nobu last night, we just had to ask.
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"The Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s, Ralph Macchio became famous for starring in "The Outsiders" and for playing Daniel LaRusso in the first three "Karate Kid" films. Guess what he looks like now!
'Virgin' Actor Arrested in Vicious Stabbing
An actor who was featured in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" has just been arrested for allegedly viciously knifing his ex-girlfriend.
Shelley Malil allegedly went to his ex's home yesterday and stabbed her in her home near San Diego. Authorities say he chased her inside and outside the house, stabbing her as many as 20 times. The victim's two children were in the home at the time of the attack.
A neighbor jumped the attacker, but the man escaped. Malil was just arrested at an Amtrak station in San Diego.
The identity and condition of the victim is unknown.
Malil gained national attention by playing "Chad," one of the Budweiser "What are you doing?!"/"Wassup?!" guys.