The Fratelli Brothers -- Heyyyyyy You Guys!
Goonies never say die -- and neither do the evil Fratelli Brothers, because yesterday we got 'em both in L.A.
As far as we know, there's no sequel coming -- yet -- but anyone born in the 80s will agree, it's just good to see Joey Pantoliano and Robert Davi, even if they were the bad guys.
Sadly, Ma couldn't make it -- the amazing Anne Ramsey died in '88.
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Langella What If Richard Nixon Was Gay?
The real reason Frank Langella lost out to Sean Penn:Tricky Dick wasn't gay ... at least that's the theory.
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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"School of Rock" Kid Guilty in Taco Bell DUI Caper
Joey Gaydos Jr. -- the guitar prodigy from "School of Rock" -- has pled guilty to a misdemeanor impaired driving charge and could actually do some time in the pokey for his crime. WWJBD?
Cops busted Gaydos as he was leaving a Taco Bell at 2:40 AM -- which as far as we know is conclusive proof someone is wasted.
The 17-year-old actor faces up to 93 days in jail. He'll be sentenced in April.
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Dwayne Johnson -- Rock of Ages
In case all his recent kid-friendly movies made you forget, the Rock should make you afraid ... very afraid.
Not sure exactly what the tat represents, but it probably means something like "I could crush your skull with this one gigantic arm."
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Billy Crudup -- Too Good to be Twue
Bad news for Billy Crudup fans -- that whole "Watchmen" thing -- it's too big to be true.
Fans are buzzing over scenes in the flick featuring a completely naked Crudup as the very blue superhero Dr. Manhattan. What you suspected is correct -- Crudup's body part was enhanced via computer, according to Parade.
Instead of letting it all hang loose on the set, Crudup was fitted into a special pair of pj's that gave the actor his blue shine.
Somewhere in America, thousands of men decided to become actors.
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Samuel L. Blown Away By Badass Lady Friend
Even the most bad ass dude in Hollywood took a step back yesterday when his friend Anna Horsford -- the mom in "Friday" -- sounded off about the kind of violent punishment that woman-beaters deserve.
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Chick in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' 'Memba Her?!
Mia Sara is best known for playing Matthew Broderick's girlfriend Sloane Peterson in the 1986 film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Guess what she looks like now!
The Best Friend in 'Big' 'Memba Him?!
Jared Rushton was somewhat famous in the '80s for starring in films like "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" and as Tom Hanks' best friend in "Big." Guess what he looks like now!
De Niro & Pacino Time to Sue
Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are teaming up to lay the smackdown on a watchmaker and the distributor of their god awful movie "Righteous Kill."
According to reports, De Niro and Pacino filed suit today against Tutima Inc. and Overture Films claiming a series of advertisements for Tutima watches made it look like they endorsed the watches. The ads included images of De Niro and Pacino from "Righteous Kill."
The lawsuit, filed in federal court in Manhattan, says both actors have signed agreements that prohibit using them for merchandising without their consent.
Bobby and Al are seeking cash for breach of contract, violations of right of publicity and right of privacy laws.
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"School of Rock" Kid Busted for Underage DUI
One of the kids from "School of Rock" was busted for DUI -- and no, those kids aren't old enough to drink yet.
17-year-old Joey Gaydos Jr. -- who played Zack Mooneyham in "School of Rock" -- was arrested last month in Michigan after cops say he was trying to drive away from a Taco Bell while intoxicated.
And if things weren't bad enough for the kid -- when we called the Van Buren Township police to find out what happened, an officer told us, "When I heard we had someone from 'School of Rock,' I thought it was that big guy, Black. Then I heard it was that goofy guy who plays the guitar!"
Actress Leslie Caron 'Memba Her?!
French Actress Leslie Caron became famous starring in '50s musicals like "Gigi", "Lili" and "An American in Paris." Guess what she looks like now!
Chick in 'Nightmare on Elm Street' 'Memba Her?!
Heather Langenkamp is famous for playing Nancy Thompson in the 1984 film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and two of its sequels. Guess what she looks like now!
Condi Rice Actress -- Hit Me With the "Ugly" Stick!
Playing an ass-shaking Condoleezza Rice in Will Ferrell's new George W. Bush show wasn't hard for Pia Glenn -- but looking like her sure as hell was.
Last night outside the show, Pia actually said "We tried to ugly me up a little bit, it didn't work."
It must be hard to stay so modest...
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Harry Belafonte 'Memba Him?!
In the '50s, Harry Belafonte became famous for songs like "Banana Boat Song" (aka "Day-O") and for starring in movies like "Carmen Jones" with Dorothy Dandridge. Guess what he looks like now!
Kate Winslet From Oscar to Playboy?
When we asked Kate Winslet if she'd take it all off for Playboy, the newly minted Oscar winner didn't exactly say "no" ...
Of course, if she turns 'em down, all you gotta do is rent "The Reader," "Titanic," "Iris," "Little Children" ...
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Actress Patricia Neal 'Memba Her?!
Stage and screen star Patricia Neal won a Best Actress Oscar for starring in the 1963 film "Hud" with Paul Newman. Guess what she looks like now!