DJ Sam Leaves Club with Hot Guy -- Her Brother
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DJ Samantha Ronson and her brother Mark looked cool as camels as they lit up to check out of Hyde last night, and loaded into Sammy's Porsche, only to have a boisterous bystander burst their snobby bubble by yelling, "Who are you!"
While Sammy's former galpal, Lindsay Lohan, is cleaning up in a Utah rehab haven, the cancer stick kinfolk are out lighting up the nightlife -- then having their egos deflated!
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Knight's Spoonful of Suger -- It's Britney's Year
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The guy who supposedly hung Vanilla Ice by his feet from a 20-story balcony has offered his hand to crumbling Britney Spears, who's currently losing custody of her kids to that other white rapper, K-Fed.
Suge Knight, Death Row Records co-founder, proposed his life advice for the wreck saying, "Any time a woman lose they kids it's a sad, sad story." Suge added, "I think this is Britney's year ... when people count you out that's when you turn around and show them how successful you can be."
The 300-plus pound Knight then offered Spears help, saying, "If I need to do something for her, I definitely push with her." That would be one hefty push!
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Vanessa Hudgens Beats Around the Bush
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Despite being a busy little beaver, "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens found time to have lunch with her family on Monday. Good girl!
Lady Efron was the picture of innocence when spotted in a "Peace Now" t-shirt at Patty's in Toluca Lake, Calif. with her mother and sister. Family entertainment!
When asked who she was going to vote for, the 18-year-old responded, "I don't know. That's a loaded question." Luckily, Bush is not an option.
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Clooney Is a Loser
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Death-defying George Clooney has it all -- looks, money, a hot girlfriend -- everything that is ... except a winning football team! Poor baby!
The scruffy Cloonester was walking toward his SUV in NYC on Monday, when paps asked the 46-year-old about his fave football team, the Cincinnati Bengals. George admitted that they are having a "rough year already."
Last night, Tom Brady's New England Patriots slaughtered the Bengals, 34-13. Yeah, it must really suck to be George!
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Keri Russell Shows Britney How to Be a Mom
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If the judge in the Unfitney Spears* custody case wants to show the poptastrophe how a real mother takes care of her kids, he might want to start with Keri Russell and her day out in Manhattan yesterday.
Just Another Day for Momgelina
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Sure, she's an actress with five projects in process, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, UN Goodwill Ambassador, and African-aid advocate, etc., etc., etc., but Angelina still picks up the kids -- and takes them home.
Angie was spotted by TMZ picking up little Maddox up at that fancy-pantaloons school on the Upper East Side, and then swung around and got Mad's little bro and sis, Pax and Zahara, at their day care. The Jolie-Pitt quartet made their way back to the fam's hotel, where Z charmed the staff and paps with her fluffy pens and wide-eyed gaze.
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Dancing with OUR Stars -- Week Two
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Tara Reid took home the crown last week for her meat-in-a-rapper sandwich. This week, we have three more celebuwrecks contending for the title.
The dancing disasters include "Lost" wacktress Bai Ling, Tom Cruise and robowife Katie Holmes, and in a posthumous appearance, Anna Nicole Smith at a Bar Mitzvah.
Vote now, and see the results on Tuesday's show!
Why U2 Hasn't Made a New Album In Years
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TMZ caught up with half of U2 over the weekend, and we may have gotten the scoop as to why the band hasn't produced a new album since 2004's "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb." Bono's terse but perfectly rational answer: "Edge has got to restring his guitars."
Judging from the rather giddy laughter that followed his answer, it's also possible that Bono was just joking, or speaking some wink-winky language only understood by Irish musicians.
As ever, The Edge -- David Howell Evans himself -- who joined Bono at the Clinton Global Initiative event, had very little to say about the matter.
LaBelle: The Diva Snaps
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Divatastic Patti LaBelle knows when to strut her stuff and when to duck and cover. Cameras caught belle LaBelle as she headed into her NYC hotel, cloaked in a ... well, a cloak.
Hours later, LaBelle had a new attitude -- and looked stunning as she hit up Russell Simmon's birthday bash. The legendary songstress graciously explained her earlier hide-and-seek episode, saying, "I was cute, but I wasn't cute," and then happily posed for pics.
Dude, Who's That Star?
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Mr. Demi Moore traipsed into and then out of the "Saturday Night Live" after party at Primehouse, and as he jumped into his SUV to make a getaway, one shockingly uncultured cretin wondered very loudly, "Who is he?"
Centuries hence, cultural anthropologists will note that there was one human who never saw "That '70's Show," "Punk'd," "My Boss' Daughter," "Cheaper by the Dozen," "Just Married," or "Dude, Where's My Car," and didn't read a single tabloid or women's magazine, or lust after Calvin Klein underwear models.
Remarkable!
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"Sure Stevie, You Can Wear That to Mr. Chow"
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Entertainment giant Stevie Wonder dined at Mr. Chow again last night -- wearing a tracksuit!
Who's telling him what people are wearing to fancy restaurants in Beverly Hills? Are they blind?
Of course, he's the genius Stevie Wonder, and can wear what he damn pleases!
Biel to Kid Paps Go to School!
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Some celebrities find 14-year-old paparazzo Austin to be cute and ingenious, but Jessica Biel isn't one of them.
Arriving at LAX on Friday, Biel, with a less-than-agreeable woman by her side, made her way through the terminal with a few photogs in tow. When Biel spotted the junior pap among the crowd, she exclaimed, "You're a little kid, you should be in school! This is disgusting."
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" -- now that was disgusting.
Sarah Silverman Gets TMZ's Nips in a Twist
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Beware of comedian Sarah Silverman -- get too close to her, and you may well find your nipples twisted and bruised! Such was the fate of our unlucky cameraman, who ran into Sarah in Soho yesterday.
Nicollette's Adorable Bodyguard
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While Britney Spears has Sheriff's deputies escorting her to Starbucks, "Desperate Housewives" harridan Nicollette Sheridan has her own bodyguard -- in the form of sword-wielding tot! By the power of Grayskull!
Nicollette was grabbing a bite at the Ivy, when a cute boy named Liam appeared to protect her from the press. The fledgling He-Man instilled fear by swinging his plastic scabbard to forge a path for Michael Bolton's babe.
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English Rapper Tricky Dishes on Fight
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TMZ reported on Brit rapper Tricky's involvement in a brawl on Thursday, and last night cameras caught up with the small-framed fighter at Hyde and got his side of the story.
The strong-armed Tricky told cameras, "We got attacked, and I don't know why we got attacked ... I think he was a big bully ... but if he want a go straightener, come on man!" Those wacky Brits and their slang!
The rapper might want to contact Jeff Beacher, who's trying to get the $5 million "straightener" between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock rolling. With quick fists like his, Tricky might make a killing!
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Rex Lee's Publicist Shuts Him Up
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TMZ's eye is all over Hollywood, and last night, "Entourage" actor Rex Lee's publicist made sure Rex would make no mistakes.
Rex attended the Freedom United Launch Party at Les Deux last night, and reminisced about his first experience last year on the catwalk -- when he wore a "jock strap" and women "smacked" him. When TMZ asked who Rex would like to see in a sex tape, his publicist shut his lips, saying, "I'll take you (Rex) out, and I'll take your camera (TMZ) out too. Justin Timberlake style."