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Britney wore her best chest-baring mommy outfit, as she gobbled down her south-of-the-border food order, taking time to chat with a fan, and ready her post-meal menthol.

Also in L.A., crooner Robin Thicke and former "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" idiot Marcus Foy, who was kind enough to give TMZ a minute-long tirade, knocking his former boss. Oh yeah, and that Britney Spears person is in there somewhere.

New York hosted "SNL" hunk Kenan Thompson, porcelain doll Emma Rossum, and reggae rapper Shaggy.

Angie picked up her adorably mohawked munchkin Maddox from school yesterday, looking a turkey sandwich shy of weighing the same as the boy. She skulked into his tony French preschool to retrieve him, as her stilt stems jutted out of a pencil skirt. She should've stayed for snack time!

"Girlfriends" actress Golden Brooks flashed her ... smile at the Pacific Design Center, while parking lot boxing fan Rick Fox and "OC" bad boy Ben McKenzie hit up Hyde.

Back from the beyond actress Phoebe Cates announced her next film project, starring, "A famous Latino actress ... I'm horrible with names." Meanwhile, famous Spanish actress ... um ... Penelope something-or-other, grubbed at Nobu.

Jumpin' Jack flashed past the paps with his usual, "I'm not famous" shtick, but once he went a few paces, he was off to the races, hauling butt across the asphalt before leaping over a distant brick barrier.

And Jack's off!

The sweatier bear had just left New York's Butter, when one of the many rose peddlers outside (who claimed he and Greasy had been friends "for year") proffered a flower to Greasy's ailing bro bear.

At least that's the way it lookedon Saturday night, when he showed up to the premiere of Halle Berry and Benicio Del Toro's new film, "Things We Lost in the Fire." Even though they were both heading into the same screening, Voight yelled after Del Toro, virtually running to grab his hand and then keeping him in an armlock in front of photogs for as long as he could.

Voight then wandered awkwardly outside the Tribeca Grand hotel, until famous autograph seeker Radioman came up, whose hand Jon shook warmly -- and then shook it some more.

First of all, Angie picked up Maddox from his Upper East Side school on Friday wearing a remarkably tight black dress and not-so-soccer-mom stiletto heels. Meanwhile, Brad was spotted playing with young Shiloh at the Metropolitan Museum of Art -- because the toddlers do love those ancient Greek antiquities.

Works of art, indeed.

Perhaps the 6'9" actor was on his best behavior because his two children and dogs were accompanying him. That should be incentive for anyone to lead by example!

By the way, these fans hit pay dirt this weekend! TMZ also caught them befriending Adam Sandler later that evening!

TMZ cameras caught Andy in the streets of L.A., taking part in a confrontation with a group of tempestuous pedestrians. The Dickster watched as one of the arguing idiots got pushed -- then continued yappin' his flapper like only he can.

Security watched -- one with his pistol ready -- as the bloodied brawler's pathetic attempts to get around his female friends failed. The gun-toting guards seemed wary of what the ruffian was determined to retrieve from the trunk of his car. More liquor perhaps?

Revealing Rock talked about his fight with Tommy Lee, why his marriage with Pamela Anderson fell apart, and he comments on Pam and her new man, Rick Salomon.

Once again, a friendly photog helped the diva in distress by changing her air-less tire, as the weaved wonder and her dressed-up pup watched him do her dirty work. At one point, Britney took her Kris Kringle-clothed canine for a mysterious trip around a guard station, singing,"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town."

The way Britney's custody battle is turning out, she's been more naughty than nice.

After losing physical custody of her kids, and TMZ's revelation on Britney missing her first visitation -- her comments make about as much sense as the rest of her bizarre behavior.

Brit Brit could turn to Kabbalah for guidance, as the popwreck was holding the Zohar during her stop-and-shop.