The Kardashians

Robert should praise Jebus Reggie Miller happened to walk by -- 'cause that was the only reason he got out of the most obscenely awkward sex conversation ever.

Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari were conveniently beachside before the VS crew on Friday -- when they were asked to leave the real estate by security so the real models could get to work, according to the NY Daily News.

But the damage was done -- as you can see by the photo on the left.

Former reality show "star" Kristin Cavallari.

'Memba her!?

The ads, which are plastered all over MySpace, feature Kim's image surrounded by what appears to be actual testimony. Sources tell us Kim is furious because she never agreed to anything -- and now she's getting her lawyers involved.

We tried our best to track down who's behind the ad -- but for some crazy reason, we couldn't find anyone willing to take responsibility.

Brad Stewart -- former bassist for Marilyn Manson -- died last Thursday of an apparent drug overdose, and his body is lying at the morgue Khloe will visit.

Newsflash Kim -- real sports fans will take superstition over rational, logical thinking any day. Ya dig!?

There's a reason NFL star Reggie Bush has been tearing it up in the field lately and it all has to do with where Kim Kardashian decides to park her incredibly important derriere.

In the three New Orleans Saints games Kim has attended this year (including yesterday's game against the Raiders), her man tied an NFL punt return record, set his season high receiving mark and scored 5 of his 8 TDs. Take that Jessica Simpson!! (**cough, cough, jinx, cough**)

And get this -- right after Reggie racked up another 2-TD game yesterday, Saints coach Sean Payton gave Kim a big hug. He did the same thing last week when Bush broke off two electrifying punt returns on Monday Night Football.

So there's a rumor out there that Kim Kardashian may be back on "Dancing with the Stars" after Misty May tapped out with an Achilles tendon injury.

Here's what we know. Kim is flying back from New Orleans tomorrow. Our source in the know says she's coming home "to meet with ABC execs about her future with the show."

Here's the weird part: We're told KK's partner, Mark Ballas, has not been contacted about coming back.

As you know, Kris was married to Robert Kardashian, the man whose look of shock when OJ was acquitted is forever immortalized. We know that privately, Kris made no secret of the fact that she felt Simpson was a murderer. But that was then.

Kim Kardashian's mom wouldn't say justice has finally come to OJ Simpson. But we know what you're thinking....

The judge scolded the reality star this morning for missing more than one of her classes -- but Kimmy's sis says it wasn't her fault. KK blamed holidays that fell on scheduled class dates (they were closed) and over booked sessions (not enough seats) kept her from fulfilling her obligation -- but the judge wasn't having it.

The "Celebrity Apprentice" wannabe was still given until November 17 to complete her last class and is required to fly back from NYC this month to do a day's work in an L.A. morgue.

Adding that his BFF was the casting director for "DWTS" didn't help her out much either.

Need we say more?

It's not exactly OJ, but guess what we found out? Kim Kardashian has the long arm of the law around her waist -- she was popped yesterday for speeding in a school zone.

It happened in Bev Hills, when Kim was going from "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal to her home to shoot the even lamer "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." She took it like a man, not even arguing with the officer who cited her for speeding as well as driving with tinted windows.