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Think Jennifer Lopez was thinkin' "Gee, I'm a Dumbass" when she watched Ben Affleck -- the guy she DUMPED back in 2004 -- clean up at the Golden Globes this weekend?

We do.

Quentin Tarantino threw a total hissy fit when asked if there was a connection between movie violence and real violence -- but he's one of the few people who probably doesn't mind putting his foot in his mouth.

Nicki Minaj has a new man, and the undeniable proof is ... missing. But we do have this video -- which is 100% partial evidence ... that she left a restaurant!! See? Totally banging a new bf.

Beyonce is in the middle of a controversy so heated, so intense, so damned sexy -- it requires an extra long look at her GQ cover to sort it all out. Aaah ... journalism!

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's upcoming reality show sounded a little flat -- until we thought of a way to make it twice as funny! Not smarter ... but funnier.

What do a 'Bachelor' contestant and a Lewis College volleyball player have in common? They both inspired very colorful commentary ... from us. Perhaps unfortunately.

Hold on to your underpants ... Ryan Gosling went out in Hollywood, and his sheer perfection inspired this question: what price would you pay for just one night?

Brent Musburger's best call of the BCS Championship was pointing out smoking hot Katherine Webb in the crowd. Although he probably coulda played it a little cooler -- ok, a lot cooler!

Justin Bieber lights up a blunt, but now some people wanna blame his Black friend?!! Lil Twist ... meet the bus -- you'll be underneath it.

Wiz Khalifa got busted for failing to wear his seat belt, and -- speaking of Black guys getting pulled over -- a TMZ staffer also got pulled over! Hmm ... wonder who that could be?

One second we're all toasting Phil Jackson and Jeanie Buss' engagement -- the next someone's blowing the whistle on a possibly, maybe tiny bit sexist headline. Hmm ... wonder who wrote that?

Snoop Lion's ridiculous red track suit/fur coat ensemble got us thinking -- Black guys get a pass when it comes to outrageous fashion ... but they ain't alone!

Jessica Alba took an 8-year break from being smoking hot to become ... smoking hot with kids -- and you know what that makes Jess and her legendary backside? Really attractive.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill spent the holidays with a boatload of the hottest women on Earth -- which can only mean one thing ... Leo gets first dibs. The bright side ... Leo's leftovers are all 10s.

Queen Latifah wasn't impressed with her first ever Valentine's Day booty call in the sky -- and on a semi-related note ... she would've been even less impressed by Harvey's attempt at martial arts.

One of Scott Disick's fans had no problem getting physical to get a pic with him -- but there's a much easier way to attract your fave celeb! You're cool with child labor, right?