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One day Pauly D will tell his daughter the heartwarming story about that time he had a drunken, condom-less one night stand in Las Vegas ... with her mom.

Ok, maybe not so heartwarming.

Kim Kardashian totally knew Kanye West was going to pop the question -- and how do WE know? Because the evidence is written all over her ... fingernails?

Hey ... it's a theory, people!

"The Bachelor" contestant Nikki Ferrell is doing everything she can to convince Juan Pablo Galavis she's THE ONE by flaunting her perfect 10 bikini bod.

Great tactic, Nikki! It's working ... on most of us, anyway.

Kanye West went over the top for his marriage proposal to Kim Kardashian -- renting out a stadium, hiring an orchestra, and oh a little 15-carat diamond ring! All in all, an awesome ... waste of money.

Yeezy, you coulda pulled this off on the cheap, bro.

Ja Rule was a regular Julia Child during his prison sentence (with a much deeper voice) -- whipping up all kinds of cool dishes ... which is awesome.

But the key(ster) is trying not to think about how the ingredients got smuggled behind bars.

Justin Bieber's good deeds often go overlooked -- so we're highlighting his latest charitable act -- giving a Houston stripper stacks o' cash for her college fund.

He's a giver!

Just 3 months after giving birth -- Kate Middleton's flat, ripped, royal mid-riff accidentally popped out in front of a bunch of London photogs.

That's what the Duchess wants you to believe, anyway ... but one conspiracy theorist ain't biting!

Ylvis' song "What Does the Fox Say?" may be a constant assault on your ears -- but one good thing will come of it ... all the sexy fox costumes you're gonna see on Halloween!

Turn it up, Ylvis!

Kim Kardashian's ass serves many purposes -- the latest being her butt-flashing Instagram post ... which may have been strategically deployed to distract us from her family's slew of huge problems.

It's sneaky, but we're not complaining!.

Howard Stern's been ripping Rush Limbaugh for years -- so when we opened the door for Rush to retaliate ... the man known for his big mouth took his shot.

Unfortunately for Rush, his comeback was kinda weak sauce.

Justin Bieber danced all over the Great Wall of China just for a music video -- so, naturally, the People's Republic of China thinks this is absolutely ... awesome!

Yeah, we were shocked too. Must be because he kept his shirt on, for once.

All Adrian Peterson does is score touchdowns for the Minnesota Vikings -- and make babies. Lots and lots of babies with at least 4 different women.

Based on the latest stats, even if Adrian doesn't get enshrined in the Hall of Fame ... his sperm definitely should.

Comedian Ron White's wedding was a true blue collar affair ... meaning you better check your cholesterol level at the door -- 'cause it's definitely going up once you dig into the Frito pie!

And yes ... that's as delicious, and bad for you, as it sounds.

Olympic figure skater Evan Lysacek has been chilling with fashion designer Vera Wang -- and some people even think they're dating.

Gotta say ... dude does love wearing Wang.

Charlie Hunnam bailed on "50 Shades of Grey" at the last moment -- leaving everyone to wonder why he would leave the treasured role.

One interesting, yet completely unproven theory involves uhh ... little Charlie.

Poker player Greg Raymer was accused of attempting an "abominable" sex act on a hooker -- which, we discovered, has nothing to do with giant mythical snow creatures.

Too bad.