UFC Star Urijah Faber A Woman Just Crapped Herself in My House!!!
UFC's Urijah Faber had an unwelcome visitor over the weekend who crapped all over his party.
Faber was entertaining friends at his Sacramento home when a woman bolted into the house and locked herself in the bathroom. Cops were called and Urijah chronicled the search with his cellphone.
The reveal almost brought the UFC star to his knees ... a woman passed out on the bathroom floor who had crapped herself and vomited for bad measure.
The video ends with a shirtless Urijah in a new role ... janitor.
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Ronda Rousey I Could Forgive Bieber ... But There's a Catch
Call her Ronda the Merciful -- 'cause the UFC superstar says she's down to let Justin Bieber off the hook for dissing her sister at Cannes ... as long as she gets permission from one key person.
Rousey arrived back in L.A. to get back to training for her big fight against Holly Holm -- when we asked about the 2014 incident when Bieber blew off her 16-year-old sister who asked for a picture at a media event.
"If my little sister forgave him, I could," Ronda said.
Rousey has previously said her sister was so hurt by the incident, she STOPPED BEING A BELIEBER!
So, how can Bieber get Rousey's sister to forgive him? Maybe start with a picture ...
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UFC Champ Johny Hendricks FIGHT CANCELLED ... Medical Emergency
MMA star Johny Hendricks will not be fighting in UFC 192 on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital for intestinal blockage and kidney stones stemming ... so says Johny's manager.
Hendricks was scheduled to put his welterwight championship on the line against Tyron Woodley tomorrow night, but ran into huge medical issues while attempting to cut weight Thursday night.
According to his manager Ted Ehrhardt, Johny was in bad shape -- he needed to be given an IV and kidney stones were detected during his trip to the emergency room.
In fact, Hendricks told MMAFighting.com ... "The weight was coming off fine and then yesterday my body just started to shut down. When it hit that point, I tried to push through it, and well, it didn't go well because then I had to go to the ER."
Hendricks -- who is out of the hospital now -- says his body is "hurting and sore" from the entire ordeal.
UFC's Luke Rockhold MURDERING IPHONES ... With His Bare Hands!!!
Forget breaking bones, UFC superstar Luke Rockhold is all about breaking PHONES -- beating the living crap out of the new iPhones with his bare hands ... and it was all caught on video.
This footage is awesome ... Luke teamed up with an electronics warranty company called SquareTrade to show that iPhones may be tough ... but they stand no chance in a fight with an MMA badass.
Check out the clip ... Luke executes a death blow to SIRI using a brutal spin kick -- and then snaps the phone's neck like a chicken bone.
C'mon ... you've all wanted to do this to your phone at some point -- so, feel free to live vicariously through Rockhold for the next few minutes.
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Jon Jones Pleads Guilty In Hit and Run ... Gets 18 Months Probation
UFC's Daniel Cormier RIPS JONATHAN PAPELBON ... Your Choke Game's Weak!!!
Jonathan Papelbon should stick to baseball ... 'cause his fighting skills SUCK ASS ... so says someone who would know, UFC badass Daniel Cormier.
Cormier -- who's gearing up for UFC 192 this weekend -- says he watched Papelbon try to choke out Bryce Harper during a Nationals game Sunday ... and says was less than impressed.
"Terrible ... you won't find that in the octagon."
Ya gotta watch the clip ... Cormier says Papelbon deserves an "A for effort" ... but says the fight is a perfect example of why baseball players would never make it in the UFC.
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UFC Legend Tank Abbott I Don't Respect Female Fighters ... Period.
UFC legend Tank Abbott is doubling down on his attack on female fighters -- saying NO WOMAN belongs in the octagon ... including Ronda Rousey.
Tank appeared on "TMZ Hollywood Sports' today after claiming he would post a $100k prize to any woman who could beat him in a fight ... but they would have to make him a sandwich if they lost.
Abbott -- who admits he'd been boozing -- says he's dead serious noting ... "I'll smack the living daylights out of any woman."
When asked what he would say to someone calling him a chauvinist pig -- Tank replied, "I'd say you're right and vote for Donald Trump."
There's more ... watch the video.
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UFC Legend Tank Abbott I'll Fight Ronda Rousey ... No Chick Could Beat Me
UFC icon Tank Abbott says there's NO WOMAN on Earth who could beat him in a fight -- Ronda Rousey included -- because at the end of the day ... "She's a girl."
Katt Williams Nick Diaz Suspension Is A Joke ... It's Just Weed, Man
Suspended UFC star Nick Diaz just found his first celeb defender ... and maybe someone to smoke with ... 'cause Katt Williams is coming out strong for weed-blazing athletes saying it's not fair to ban them for toking up.
As we previously reported ... the Nevada Athletic Commission slapped Diaz with a 5-year suspension after he tested positive for pot after UFC 183.
We got Katt out at LAX and he told us the suspension is TOTAL BS ... saying that the hammer should only fall on athletes that enhance performance ... not junk food consumption.
He might have a point ... especially if you've had a couple puffs.
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Ronda Rousey Hey, Mayweather ... Who's a Bigger Draw Now?
Ronda Rousey says Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s finally getting what he deserves -- fans turning their backs on him in droves because he's just too damn boring in the ring.
Ronda Rousey 2.0 This Little Girl Has Some Serious Skills
8-year-old boxing prodigy, Evnika Saadvakass, doesn't need a speed bag to show off her quick hands ... cause a hunk of wood works just fine for her.
Right now she looks more like Laila Ali but if she works on her ground moves she could definitely end up being the next Ronda Rousey of the UFC ... heck she's been training since she was the age of 3 after all.
Make sure you don't blink while watching this clip 'cause you don't want to miss her lightning quick moves.
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UFC's Nick Diaz 5 Year Suspension For Failed Drug Test
Nick Diaz might never step in the Octagon again -- the UFC fighter just got slapped with a 5 year suspension for failing a drug test.
The Nevada Athletic Commission handed down the suspension, and also a $150k fine. He failed the test -- reportedly for marijuana -- earlier this year after his fight Anderson Silva in UFC 183.
Diaz will be 36 when the suspension ends, which would certainly make it difficult for him to make a comeback.
Diaz's attorney says he will appeal the NAC's decision.
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Conor McGregor Getting 'F**ked Up' Movie Offers ... Killing Zombies In Africa?!
He murders people in the octagon, but now UFC badass Conor McGregor says he's getting a bunch of "f**ked up" movie offers to slaughter the undead in African jungles.
Seriously.
Conor's doing some training out in L.A. (check out video below) -- and clearly, Hollywood's aware of his presence ... 'cause CG says he's been getting hit with a ton of offers to star on the big screen ... a la Ronda Rousey.
Conor says he's still in talks ... but says if it doesn't work out, "I don't give a f**k."
Gotta love this guy.
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Conor McGregor I'll Crush Aldo But ... I'm Not F**king With Liam Neeson
UFC superstar Conor McGregor dropped a ton of knowledge on us -- about his upcoming fight, his super ballin' watch, and even crowned Ireland's true king of badassery.
Where to start? First off ... you've gotta see the timepiece the reigning featherweight champ is rocking in this clip -- Conor says it's the ONLY one in North America ... which explains the $200k price tag!
Then Conor talked some smack about rival Jose Aldo and their Dec. 12 fight. His words of inspiration? "Show the f**k up!" There's more, but that's the Cliff's Notes.
And best of all -- 'The Notorious' one weighed in on who's top dog in Ireland right now ... with himself, Liam Neeson, and Bono (yes, the little guy from U2) on the ballot.
Check it out ... the champ was fired up and entertaining as ever.
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Ronda Rousey Hell Yeah I'll Go to Marine Ball ... But There's a Catch!
We got Jarrod's reaction to the good news from Ronda -- and it was pretty awesome.
Score one for the Marines!!!!
The ballsy Devil Dog who asked Ronda Rousey to his Marine Corps Ball -- in a video viewed more than 4 million times -- just got some great news ... SHE'S ALL IN!!!
Ex-UFC Star Chris Leben Gets 120 Days In Jail ... For Assault Rifle Incident
Chris Leben -- former UFC fighter who appeared on Season 1 of "The Ultimate Fighter" -- will do 30 days behind bars for bringing an ASSAULT RIFLE to his estranged wife's apartment building.
The 35-year-old was arrested on June 8th after his estranged wife called 911 and said Leben was trying to scale a wall and break into her apartment with a loaded .45 caliber handgun.
Officials say he was also in possession of a AR-15 assault rifle and was wearing a shirt that said, "Shoot First."
Leben was eventually charged with a slew of crimes -- including felony possession of an assault weapon, violating a court order and several counts of vandalism.
He was sentenced to 30 days in jail, 3 years probation and ordered to complete a 52 domestic violence course. He was also ordered to stay away from his wife for 10 YEARS.