You Might Want to Rethink

Hey Brooke, 1987 called, they want their clothes back.

Brooke Hogan showed up to a kick-off party for Miami Beach Fashion Week looking less like a fashionista and more like she was going to a Tiffany concert at the local mall.

The new Miami resident looked like a tourist in her blue mini, matching velour handbag and Nike shoes as she posed for photogs outside of the Funkshion party.

World famous celebrity chef Mario Batali may know a lot about cooking, but his most recent outfit has left us with a bad taste in our mouth.

The Food Network host arrived at the NY premiere of the movie "Infamous" on Monday sporting shorts, colored socks, and orange Crocs. An ensemble more appropriate for sight seeing, than seeing a movie premiere.

So unless he's planning on spending the evening touring the Statue of Liberty, we hope in the future Mario changes into something a little more comfortable -- to our eyes.

Hollywood legend Tony Curtis wigged out at the grand opening of The Playboy Club at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on Sunday.

The 81-year-old showed up to the event sporting one unbeweavable gray hairpiece.

We suggest the next time Tony wants to cut a rug, he stick to the dance floor.

The guitarist hosted an event at LA's House of Petals on Wednesday sporting a pair of boots that were worn down to the bone -- literally.

Eddie's taped up concoction gives new meaning to the term open toe shoes!

UPDATE: TMZ has learned that Eddie's kicks hold extreme sentimental value to the rockstar. The boots were the very first pair of footwear that Eddie was able to purchase on his own. He now wears them to remind himself of where he came from.

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted in Paris looking ... um, in need of a brush.

The "Full House" alum has been taking in the sights and sounds of fashion week, along with her sister Ashley, under the cover of a knitted red beret. First, the richer than rich teen was photographed shopping at high-end clothing store Maria Luisa, keeping the cap on as she tried on clothes.

The next day, Mary-Kate and Ashley were spotted again, this time at the Christian Dior Ready-to-Wear show. While Mary-Kate did do some glamming up with the help of a dark designer gown, the red dome piece was still firmly planted atop Mary-Kate's head.

The burning question -- does she take it off to bathe or does it double as a shower cap?

Kelis' milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, but this outfit will have 'em running to the hills.

During a visit to London last week, the singer wore enough gray to rival the city's notorious gloomy weather.

Nevermind her hair, Kelis needs to wash that gray out of her shirt, skirt, bag, shoes, stockings...

Oscar winning actor Jeremy Irons gave Tom Cruise a run for his warrior money when he showed up to the premiere of "The Queen" in New York on Friday.

Irons was clad in a navy blue Asian inspired shirt/jacket/blazer/thing and pants (not boots) that lace up the front.

Believe it or not, Jeremy wore this same ensemble just a few weeks ago at The Venice Film Festival.

While we applaud Irons for taking a fashion risk, his outfit feels incomplete unless accompanied by crispy noodles and waters for the table.

"Marie Antoinette" star Kirsten Dunst traded in her 1780s corsets for some 1980s suspenders.

Kirsten roamed the streets of Hollywood earlier this week sporting suspenders, skinny jeans, flats and amber vision-like sunglasses.

While she didn't dredge up shoulder pads, Kiki wore enough 80s trends to fill an entire season of "Dynasty."

Juliette Lewis seemed to be doing her best demonic Linda Blair impression as the actress turned singer performed with her band The Licks at London's Astoria on Wednesday.

Clad in rubber pants, a tank top that leaves nothing to the imagination, and a feather headdress, the only place Juliette appeared native to was "Cape Fear."

For her next gig, we hope Juliette finds a stylist that helps her look less "Punk'd" and more punk rock.

Sandra Oh was all bundled up as she braved a cold 75° autumn day in Los Angeles earlier this week.

While Sandy may have been cold, Southern California and her show, "Grey's Anatomy," couldn't be any hotter.

So we suggest Sandra find some more weather appropriate outfits STAT!

In the last week, Barton has been spotted twice wearing yellow frocks.

While Mischa's bridesmaid and Medieval Times waitress ensembles may not be our cup of tea, we're at least glad she was able to find a pair of shoes that go with all of her fashion lemons.

Victoria Beckham has tapped into her masculine side by dipping into her husband David's closet.

Victoria sported a mannish ensemble of baggy pants, tank top and a newsboy cap during a shopping spree in Rome on Saturday.

The modest outfit, which seems more fitting for a Backstreet Boy (or at least a Timberlake) than a Spice Girl, is in sharp contrast to her usual uniform of boob shirts and mini-skirts.

We're hoping Posh's boy wannabe days are just a phase.

Among the tattered items that Veronica has taken out of her closet are ripped lampshades, lots of children's toys, kitchen utensils and a cookbook by fellow Scientologist, Isaac Hayes. Did we mention there were enough huge food items to set a table for the Jolly Green Giant?

Liz, who typically dresses more like a fembot than the international man of mystery, was at London's Heathrow on Thursday sporting an Austin-esque blue velvet blazer, white shirt and glasses.

While usually a stunner, Liz's latest look doesn't make us horny, baby!

On the same day Paris Hilton was doing her part by handing $100 bills to the homeless, she was photographed sporting this multi-colored patchwork sweater.

Osbourne was caught changing out of his wetsuit and slipping into a pair of American Apparel hot pink panties, er, briefs.

We have no problem with Jack's love of fuchsia underwear, but letting them touch the wet ground and his dirty feet -- now that's just gross!