Don't get your hopes up to see Audrina Patridge on the big screen -- because the MTV star tells us people have "talked about" turning "The Hills" into a movie ... but she doubts it'll actually happen.

Who needs a Bear ... when you can have a U.S. MARINE?!?

TMZ has learned Kristin Cavallari has accepted an invitation to attend a Marine Corps Ball in San Diego in November after a Devil Dog named Jonathan Burkett extended an invitation via Twitter yesterday.

The message read, "Wanted to know if you want to go the the Marine Corps Ball with me in San Diego?! Would make a video but still deployed!"


Cavallari promptly replied,"Would love to! When is it?" ... and now TMZ has learned her people are working out the details to make it happen. 

Ooh. Rah.

Newly engaged to Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler, former reality TV actress Kristin Cavallari ever so nonchalantly showed off her engagement ring in L.A. on Wednesday.


Her relationship is solid as a rock.

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler finally came through in the clutch -- for once -- and popped the question to his MTV starlet GF Kristin Cavallari this weekend ... and apparently, she said yes.



According to People.com, 27-year-old Cutler proposed to the 24-year-old actress (?) during their weekend getaway to Cabo San Lucas.

The two have been dating since last fall.

"Celebrity Rehab" star Jason Wahler just got slapped with a lawsuit for allegedly owing money to the one person in Hollywood an actor should always pay and never piss off ... his publicist.


According to docs filed this week in LA County small claims court, P3R Publicity claims Wahler breached a contract by failing to make payments to the tune of $5,000. 

P3R tells us, "Considering Jason Wahler's track record, P3R is disappointed but not entirely shocked by his lack of honor and irresponsible behavior." They added, "Perhaps his next reality show should be VH1's "Charm School.'"

Calls to Wahler were not immediately returned.

There's nothin' wrong with a good slurry rant every now and then ... and after Audrina Patridge got booted from "Dancing" this week ... her mom Lynn decided it was the perfect time to vent.



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We took your questions on everything -- including Oksana Grigorieva scoring $20k a month for baby Lucia, the Salahis threatening "Real Housewives" not to call them "Party Crashers", and Heidi and Spencer 86'ing their divorce.


Plus: Photos of Gisele Bundchen getting close to a man that is not Tom Brady.

Newly reconciled Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent yesterday evening roasting marshmallows -- over an open fire of their burning divorce papers.


As we previously reported, Heidi called off her divorce from Spencer -- and as a symbol of their (unfortunately) undying love, Speidi fed each other s'mores that they'd cooked over an inferno of legal docs.

Heidi tells TMZ she was waiting for Spencer to make her his top priority: "All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense."

For his part, Spencer tells us, "Through everything it's been Heidi's love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I've still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever."

Still ... something about this leaves a bad taste in our mouths.

Looking hotter than a toasted sandwich from Subway, Kristin Cavallari threw on her skimpiest lingerie and got downright dirty for an impromptu photo shoot last week.



One of the lucky bastards posing with Kristin is celeb photog Tyler Shields ... who took the pics "just for fun" ... no specific reason.

As for compensation, we're guessing a six-inch turkey on wheat probably did the trick.

We took your questions on everything today -- including the hostage situation at the Discovery Channel headquarters, Tiger Woods' $54 million mortgage, and Michael Lohan moving to L.A. to be near Lindsay.


Plus: Heidi makes Spencer pull out on sex tape deal.

TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt is currently shopping what he claims is a sex tape featuring himself and his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag.



We're told Spencer has contacted the Rolls-Royce of porn -- Vivid Entertainment -- and is asking for a meeting.

As we first reported, Heidi has threatened to sue Spencer over a tell-all book -- but she has not made any mention of a sex tape.  Unclear if the alleged sex tape with Heidi is pre or post-op.

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch tells us, "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag."

He continues, "We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."