Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea teamed up for a remix ... which is totally irrelevant when compared to the amazing photo that has ass aficionados stacking the vintage model against the new one.
So, who would you rather -- dream about? 'Cause realistically, ya got no shot.
Mayweather & Buffett
The Make More Money Team
Holds First Meeting
8/27/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dave and Busted
8/27/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber is under investigation for allegedly trying to snatch a cell phone from a guy who snapped pics of Biebs and Selena Gomez at a Dave & Buster's.
If Biebs can't keep chill in a freakin' arcade ... it's a bad omen for the next TWO years while he's on probation! Dude's gotta know better.
But Your Honor ...
Dude Looks Like Cleveland! No?
8/26/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Marlon Wayans just got sued for cracking a joke on social media that an actor looks just like Cleveland from "Family Guy" -- but he might have the perfect defense.
Ummm ... accuracy has to count for something in court.
Parading Around with Riff Raff
The Ultimate Dark Horse
8/26/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
No one believed Riff Raff when he told us he was hooking up with Katy Perry -- but when they showed up at the VMAs together … in matching outfits … we started to reconsider.
And then we came to our senses and realized there's NO WAY this could possibly be more than a publicity stunt!!! Right?
Game of Thrones
Lena Headey's Boobs Dissed
By Church Leaders
8/25/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Game of Thrones usually delivers boobs by the bunch, but now it might be forced to hold back the pair viewers most want to see ... and it's all God's fault!
The plan was for Lena Headey to get nude at a church, but Cersei Lannister's fans better start praying hard ... 'cause right now the good church folk ain't down for naked knockers.